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#210 - sovietghost
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Dont worry guys, here is original pic( with higher quality), if somebody wants it
#223 to #210 - veryspecialagent
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Someday, someone will roll this picture/quote, and there will be mass confusion.
#161 - shruiecken ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
**shruiecken rolled a random image posted in comment #3882204 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** this
#162 to #161 - shruiecken ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
O god, first time I have commented in so long

Icantreadmyname
#172 to #162 - mfwfapfapfap
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Dude I highlighted it and I can't even read it, da fuq is a shruiecken?
#199 to #172 - shruiecken ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Ninja weapon, gigantic black evil dragon. Your call
#219 - vaxidd
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Oh hey, I was there when this happened. Laughed pretty good.
Oh hey, I was there when this happened. Laughed pretty good.
#146 - paelaer
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(04/09/2013) [-]
And here's a cat eating black licorice at the bottom of a well.
#96 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
But they were promised a picture of a cow EATING grass. Not one having already eaten it...
#97 to #96 - theinvisibletheift [OP]
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Nonono. See he drew a picture of a cow eating grass. Then things changed.
#99 to #97 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Oh ok, didn't anticipate a living picture :DDDDDDD
#28 - cedrock
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I waited like 3 seconds for that white picture to load thinking it was a gif, then I realized this was a post....

I am not a smart man.
#205 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Guys they say that if you say Phanact's name 10 times he'll come in kill you. I mean I don't thinks it's real but...
Phanact... Phanact Phanact.... Phanact... I mean cmon it won't actually happen... Phanact Phanact Phanact, ok seriously guys, good joke... Phanact... Phanact

phanact
#206 to #205 - swuff
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Calling in Phanact.
#247 to #206 - phanact
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(04/10/2013) [-]
wat u want
#250 to #247 - swuff
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(04/10/2013) [-]
You're late
#251 to #250 - phanact
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(04/10/2013) [-]
aye
#208 to #206 - swuff
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(04/09/2013) [-]
...maybe...
#216 to #205 - spyisspy
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(04/10/2013) [-]
how about no, im a beatnik

LEOWN HELP ME!
#148 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
le reddit army has arrived! ("le" is just a funny thing we say lol)
#155 to #148 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
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#166 to #155 - thefortysecond
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(04/09/2013) [-]
**** this **** this **** this ************************************************   
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#50 - beatmasterz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I wonder what op would do if they asked why there's no cow first.
#52 to #50 - nevrit
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(04/09/2013) [-]
No, there is a cow. It is eating the grass.

probably something like that
#74 to #52 - beatmasterz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I've heard that joke a 100 times, nobody's ever asked why there's no cow first.
I've heard that joke a 100 times, nobody's ever asked why there's no cow first.
#76 to #74 - nevrit
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Not sure, might be because grass is green and it might just be a closeup of a cow (That's what I first assumed)
#92 to #76 - beatmasterz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
That could very well be.
#109 to #74 - mrgoodlove
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I've told it about 300 times and this is the first time it got set up perfectly. You can't imagine how happy I was.
#220 - mkoala
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#147 - thatguythatlaughs
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Ah i saw that comment thread
#112 - nultweezes
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(04/09/2013) [-]
This
#123 to #112 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
What if I told you...that was a newborn dinosaur?
#132 to #123 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/09/2013) [-]
What if I told you...that it still would've died millions of years ago, despite how old it is in the picture?
#133 to #132 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
But...it's a newly drawn picture of a newborn dinosaur.
So, in no way is it old.
#134 to #133 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Okay, so I'm only going to explain this once. There isn't a single dinosaur that wouldn't have been dead for millions of years. As such, any image of a dinosaur is portraying something millions of years old. It could be a picture of a prehistoric egg, for all it matters. The fact is, what's depicted is as old as dirt.

I officially don't like you, because having to explain how a joke works sucks all of the enjoyment out of it. And it's not even my freaking joke.
#135 to #134 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Sir, it's a shame that I have to explain to you, that I was only being sarcastic.

It really takes the fun out of sarcasm, when you have to explain the obvious sarcasm.

And sarcasm, my friend...is older than that drawing of a newborn dinosaur
#137 to #135 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/09/2013) [-]
First, I'm not a sir, not that it matters. And I'll be honest, though text is horrible at conveying sarcasm, your posts in no way seemed sarcastic. I honestly don't believe that you were being sarcastic, though at the same time, I don't really care.

Though, you attempting to use my own words was a bit more disappointing than anything. Either way, I don't really feel like sticking nultweezes with a hundred more notifications dragging this out, so I'll bid you a good day.
#138 to #137 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
So...you're basically saying "I thought you were just an idiot, and still do".




Eat **** my friend. Eat ****.
#141 to #138 - RoyalNightmare
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(04/09/2013) [-]
The only reason I'm replying, is because I cannot stand miscommunication. At no point did I think you were an idiot. I just thought you were incorrect. Even geniuses are wrong now and then. If you were sincerely being sarcastic, then I will sincerely apologize for my assumption. I have nothing against you, I really don't. But assuming that you're old enough to drive a car, you're more than aware of the types of people that tend to be on the internet. Since I have no interest in flame wars, or pointless arguments, I tend to nip them at the bud.

So, I say this as honestly as possible: I don't think you're an idiot. Your intelligence is fairly apparent. I simply wanted to avoid a drawn out argument.
#143 to #141 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#144 to #141 - knuckleheaded
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(04/09/2013) [-]
HAHAHA   
Sorry, I had to.
HAHAHA
Sorry, I had to.
#21 - crazyolitis
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Old as ****, but still gold.

Pic is somehow related.
#32 to #21 - markertemp
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Actually, that comment was made 14 hours ago.
#33 to #32 - crazyolitis
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(04/09/2013) [-]
No, but the joke. I've known it since I was a child, like 5 years old.
#36 to #33 - markertemp
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I figured that much. I just needed a good rebuttal.
#37 to #36 - crazyolitis
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Well, alruighty then. I'll be leaving now, then.
#73 to #33 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Damn, I wish I could remember jokes I heard when I was 5...
#75 to #73 - crazyolitis
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(04/09/2013) [-]
My earliest memory was from when I was 3 or 4 years old. Also, that was the first time I heard the joke, when I was about age 5. Could also have been 6 or 7. Anyway, I've heard it multiple times since then.
#237 - dandamanzx
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#232 - thewasteland ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
mrgoodlove you clever ************!
mrgoodlove you clever ************!
#236 to #232 - mrgoodlove
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Why thank you kind sir.
#215 - crowsepth
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#217 to #215 - giygasman
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I'm okay with gay marriage. It's weird that i'm the only person i know that has that opinion.
#175 - whydoesntitwork
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#176 to #175 - ddemiddon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
well aren't you pleasant
#179 to #176 - whydoesntitwork
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Holy crap it really was.
Well i didnt expect it to.
#186 to #179 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I logged in and changed your pass but felt bad afterwards, so here's your account back...
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