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#975 - totsandtaters
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(04/10/2013) [-]
MFW
#813 - alawabidingcitizen
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I seriously expected a stupid twist at the end.

HOW THE **** WAS THERE NO TWIST?

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#448 - nodaddynoo
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Awesome story.
No matter how many years it takes, I will wait patiently for the movie version of this story.
#414 - mjdjoy
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(04/09/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING GREEN TEXT I HAVE EVER READ.
#996 - rimial
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Gets shot twice and stabbed, doesn't make a rap career out of it.
#850 - imnotkickthecat
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Im glad it didn't end with spaghetti, 3.50 or dinosaurs.
Im glad it didn't end with spaghetti, 3.50 or dinosaurs.
#882 to #850 - Kanoah
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Right?
#885 to #882 - imnotkickthecat
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(04/09/2013) [-]
left.
#930 to #885 - thesirofponies ONLINE
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#887 to #885 - Kanoah
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(04/09/2013) [-]
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#814 - thesuperhanz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
#799 - queefquizzler
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Is it a coincidence that just when he was getting self-conscious about how he smelt, that the Asian lady started yelling at him?   
   
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Is it a coincidence that just when he was getting self-conscious about how he smelt, that the Asian lady started yelling at him?

ASIANS READ MINDS
#890 to #799 - matzic
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(04/09/2013) [-]
NO   
GODDAMMIT   
GOD ******* DAMMIT   
**** EVERYTHING
NO
GODDAMMIT
GOD ******* DAMMIT
**** EVERYTHING
#727 - vatra
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Bloody ****, he was shot four times, stabbed twice, and almost drowned, and froze to death in a river. This guy gives Rasputin a run for his money.
#411 - silentnigga
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(04/09/2013) [-]
thats a good ass story
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#333 - greyshirt
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(04/09/2013) [-]
To think it could've all been avoided by a few simple words.
"Hey, friend's name?!"
"Yeah anon?!"
"Got any toilet paper?!"
"It's behind you!"
"Oh, thanks!"
#332 - giguelingueling
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* glad no one walked the ******* dinosaur.
#309 - abnthug
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I'd like to know what happened to the religious nut that got him discharged.
#370 to #309 - largilloquent
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(04/09/2013) [-]
he tried more ******** with someone that wouldnt just take it, and ended up in a "Saw 3" scenario. the end.
#304 - bananamilkshake
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(04/09/2013) [-]
what a brilliant reading experience
what a brilliant reading experience
#217 - acksl
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Definitely worth the read!
Definitely worth the read!
#131 - kierano
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Eating cereal
See poo lasagna
Screen covered in milk and Nesquik
Thanks OP
#1 - barbwirepain
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(04/08/2013) [-]
damn that's a long ass story
#7 - cheesewithmold
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Definitely worth the read.
#6 - aconfuseddonut
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(04/09/2013) [-]
******* amazing