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#1045 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Stewie, u worked with your dad/ YOU COVERED FOR YOUR DAD/ U KNOW THE LIES $$$ BROKE INTO THE HOUSE WITH DEE. THEY SET U BRENT UP. TRUSTED LOIS/ SHES GOOD/ WATCHERS BETTER/ NOT TOLERATING BUTTWILL SSACRIFICE HIM OVER U FOR HIS CHEATING/ LYING & RECENT HITTING ME/ MY GIVEN ORDERS/ ALL ALL FAMILY KNOWS/ NO TRUTH-
#1020 - bigralf
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(04/11/2013) [-]
the only church that can excommunicate is the catholic church. and they dont have ministers...
#1028 to #1020 - ironfistballcrush
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(04/11/2013) [-]
False. Actually orthodox church can do it too. Also every church that has any form of baptism.
#899 - daisynomnom
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I don't really think this is worth the read.
#846 - wrought
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(04/09/2013) [-]
DAT'S SOME FUNKY ****
#787 - monztor
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#766 - disregardtheponies
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Is this anons actual life story? Or is it made up?
#786 to #766 - coldoxygen
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(04/09/2013) [-]
the world may never know
#625 - tablesidegrain
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(04/09/2013) [-]
It was ok.. i loved the story and could have been able to live without knowing that end... it wasnt that good
#576 - clockworkmage
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(04/09/2013) [-]
It may seem weird, but honestly this has left me a bit inspired. The story has something so poetic about it, something so evolutionarily wonderful. A story of a man's life going to complete ****, about as bad as it possibly could become, and yet this isn't a movie. This isn't a fictional story. This is (hopefully) something that happened. The ending is so poetically simple, so miraculously short. Perfection. It's perfection. Thank you for uploading this and thank you OP for taking the time to write this wonderful story out.
#547 - friendlyanon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I don't know if this story is true or not, but you gave me an interesting read! Thumb for you, sir.
#501 - darrensankari
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(04/09/2013) [-]
This anon deserves so many internets.
#463 - mynicknameisdeath **User deleted account**
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(04/09/2013) [-]
One of the many things I've read that I would turn into a movie if I had the power. This was great. It deserves many more thumbs than it has.
#399 - thefunnynorwegian
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(04/09/2013) [-]
At the point he was "high" on the peyote was probably the time he turned 30 and became a wizard. Therefore he managed to get **** done right.
#352 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
The former Chief Post Office (alternate: Christchurch Central Post Office, originally known as the Government Building) is located in Cathedral Square, Christchurch, New Zealand. The building was initially a post office with other government services; until the 2011 Christchurch earthquake, it was a Visitor Information Centre, but has since been inaccessible, as access for the public to the central city has been removed. It was the site of the first telephone exchange in New Zealand. The structure is registered with the New Zealand Historic Places Trust as a Category I heritage building.
#326 - whatupnachoface
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(04/09/2013) [-]
wow...just wow
#273 - ROFL
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(04/09/2013) [-]
That was actually a quite well written story.
#241 - guiguito
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(04/09/2013) [-]
i came after reading this
#229 - jettom
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(04/09/2013) [-]
"Worth the read"
..No.
#230 to #229 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Ohai Jotum.

I mean Jotun.

I mean Jettom.
#232 to #230 - jettom
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Stalking me?
#233 to #232 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Nope, went to this content and noticed you. I usually browse the comment section of FJ. Didn't read this one though, just wanted to see what people thought about it.
#234 to #233 - jettom
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Neither did I..
#235 to #234 - tylosaurus ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
#280 to #229 - vexaton
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(04/09/2013) [-]
It was worth the read.
#282 to #280 - jettom
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Give me the Tl;dr version.
#285 to #282 - vexaton
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Man *****, doesn't flush, he wipes with the bible, toilet overflows, parents of his friend come in, kick him out, kids at school find out, parents find out, he's expelled, goes to boot camp, other soldiers find out, pranks him by removing toilet paper, puts in the bible, he makes a diaper out of it, general finds out, run 200 laps, christian soldier shoots him and pours jack daniels on him, expelled for defacing his bible and drinking, kicked out of his house, starts drifting, meets a hooker, befriends her, her pimp tries to kill him, makes him a business offering, gets shot by some chinese guys, floats down river with bullet wounds, meets an Indian stoner, goes to Indian reserve, gets job and girlfriend, moves back, 2 years after he got kicked out, he meets his parents, they're sorry, thought he was dead, he starts working as an IT repair guy, his old friend (now a preacher) has a computer with bad RAM, replaces it, checks HDD, full of CP and beast, reports it, his life falls to ****, wife and kids leave him, kids go to psychologists, life goes full circle bitch.
#293 to #285 - jettom
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(04/09/2013) [-]
When that happened to me I just used a sock.
#623 to #293 - vexaton
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Disgusting...
#1001 to #623 - jettom
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I did dispose of the sock. I had nothing else to use.
#286 to #285 - vexaton
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Forgot to mention, he was taking a **** at his friends house
#211 - wooyoungkim
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(04/09/2013) [-]
All of this because you couldn't find toilet paper.
#192 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
But as authorities they should be able to see when those files where created on the pc.


Good thing its /b/ always a work of fiction
#165 - verityxx
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Loved the story
Loved the story