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#1026 - gullsmeden
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(04/11/2013) [-]
This is already a movie its called Into the wild. I mean some parts are different, still there is so much resemblance.
#941 - rawpedobearraw
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(04/09/2013) [-]
#926 - whitebuddha
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Wow, amazing story. Saved
#829 - SRsoccerstar
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(04/09/2013) [-]
"gets shot in the stomach twice"
lolwut

You mean to tell me this random indian guy treated your two bullet wounds and you recovered perfectly? Good story but lol, that part made no sense.
#798 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Glorious.
Glorious.
#728 - jamesrustler
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Extraordinary.
Extraordinary.
#1005 to #728 - huzibizi
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(04/10/2013) [-]
who is this guy? I ******* HATE HIM!! WHY THE **** IS HE HOLDING HIS OWN WEBCAM TO FILM ******* REACTION GIFS?? ARHRHHSHAOSFJDFDJFJFIOJFZDJPGJDSJGSDZGKFDFD

please tell me who he is so i can track him down and spam his youtube profile
#1007 to #1005 - jamesrustler
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Point 1: Calm down, have a cup of tea

Point 2: I don't know who he is, I just saw the gif and it made me laugh so I saved it

Point 3: Again, calm the **** down
#1008 to #1007 - huzibizi
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Oh wow, a red thumb!
Point 1: Stop talking in points; it makes you look like a right plonker.
Point 2: That's fine if you don't know who he is. I'm also sure you're a bit too potato-headed to notice the tone of sarcasm in my comment.
Point 3: Before you say 'hurr durr you're talking in points too'; I'm only talking in points here to make a point to you, because you seem to enjoy talking in points- get it? Maybe we'll all adopt this unique way of communication since someone as intelligent as you has taken a liking to it.
#1013 to #1008 - jamesrustler
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Or, you know, you could respond to my poor attempt to be funny with outright aggression and insults, because that clearly puts you on an intellectually superior level than me.

I did miss the sarcasm in your comment, but there are too many people who post genuine comments like that, so I hope you can understand why I misunderstood, and I get why you're talking in points I'm not a moron, I just missed the sarcasm.
I thought the format of my answer was kind of funny, and I didn't know you'd take it as direct criticism, I'm just doing what basically everyone else here is trying to do - be funny, this attempt just failed. I've thumbed you back up, having mistakenly thought you were part of the cancer, but you're not.
#1022 to #1013 - huzibizi
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(04/11/2013) [-]
Oh, I apologise.
#1024 to #1022 - jamesrustler
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(04/11/2013) [-]
That's quite alright mate.   
   
Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over
That's quite alright mate.

Let's go to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over
#721 - knowstoomuch
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(04/09/2013) [-]
10/10

I know people say would read again, but I would actually read this one again.

And here I was thinking it would end with Mom's spaghetti.
#709 - donutzrawsum
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Writer EARNED that thumb.
#605 - jelhajj
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(04/09/2013) [-]
#589 - yourmomfapping
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(04/09/2013) [-]
really is worth the time to read. OP this is beautiful. and the start made me laugh really much. so here take a like of mine :D
#486 - nexushell
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(04/09/2013) [-]
This deserves so much more than just a ******* thumb..
#384 - catontheone
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Was truly worth the read (y)

What scares me the most though is that this seems far too long and elaborate for any /b/ro to think up, meaning it is very likely to be a true story :/

Many feels man
#375 - tls
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Second to none, holy **** that was worth the read. Even if it's possibly not true.
#279 - itachijebest
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Worth every ******* word
Worth every ******* word
#267 - uliger
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't really agree that the old friend desverved to have his whole life devestated for throwing you out after you plugged his toilet with his mom's ******* bible.
I mean who wouldn't?
#291 to #267 - zenethe
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(04/09/2013) [-]
and then proceeded to tell everyone around school and spread the story that ****** up his entire life
#301 to #267 - matfield **User deleted account**
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(04/09/2013) [-]
He was not doing because of the missing toiletpaper/bible thing. He did it because he passed the word and talked behind his back with the other kinds and ruining his whole life
#315 to #301 - uliger
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I didn't catch that it was him spreading the rumours.
Thanks for pointing that out to me.
#156 - userusernameexists
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(04/09/2013) [-]
he should publish a book.. or probably a movie is more fitting, he'd whipe his ass with a book
#95 - rednekginger
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Best greentext by far, But still WUT!?!
#94 - jackisawsm
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(04/09/2013) [-]
10/10 - Brilliant, would read again.
#84 - kiwii
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(04/09/2013) [-]
WHY THE **** DOES THIS GUY GET 300 THUMBS FOR THIS? i posted this **** a while back and got like 60 thumbs -_______________-
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4469061/WORTH+THE+READ/
how does this site work????
#87 to #84 - alioni
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#88 to #87 - kiwii
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(04/09/2013) [-]
:c
#116 to #84 - deadadventurer
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Your flaw is obivous. You cencored the dildo.
#19 - fireprincess
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Long as hell, but sucked me in a good book. 10/10
#20 to #19 - fireprincess
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(04/09/2013) [-]
In LIKE a good book.