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#1043 - ariusbrightwing
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Dude I came back here to read this again.
#1035 - mossycabbages
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(04/14/2013) [-]
>Friend standing next to the bathroom asking if I'm OK
I mean, I get it's embarrassing, but why doesn't he just ask him for some toiler paper and hide the pages?
#898 - olisaurus
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, look at all the favs this post got.
And by the way, worth every minute of reading, this should be the kind of **** that should be swimming around on the frontpage everyday.
#897 - derangedberger
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Okay, I know this is one of the top comments, but seriously:
SOMEONE MAKE THIS **** INTO A MOVIE
#871 - sixstringdemon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
i would watch this movie...
#713 - zaylik
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(04/09/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
#710 - iheartfapping
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Best story I've read yet. This tops the tale of Winston Sexton.
#581 - yusay
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Wait, his old friend got married and had kids in two years? I read that correct, right? At like, age 17?
#585 to #581 - yusay
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Oh well, bring on the replies of,"Come on man, just think of it as a cool story".
#591 to #585 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Years aint explained.....something like that would had taken a decade or 2.
#599 to #591 - yusay
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Yes. A decade or two. Uhuh.
#602 to #599 - yusay
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Actually, that could just be considered that he thought he was dead two years after he kicked him out then several years later saw him again.

Either way, there's a lot of time discrepancy in this post.
#620 to #599 - capricore ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
He's parents said they thought he was dead after 2 years...as to then they gave up.
But that time he just might had been a vagrant on the streets.
It's not like hed been a computer tech in that time and his friend a minister in a church.
It would had taken years.Decades.
As he mentions"The vicious cycle of life comes full cyrcle."
#624 to #620 - yusay
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Yes...just...ignore what I posted. Let's go with that.
#635 to #624 - capricore ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Well i wouldn't say it did not have loop holes.   
Nice story still.   
Not worth being a movie tho,as most go out praising about.
Well i wouldn't say it did not have loop holes.
Nice story still.
Not worth being a movie tho,as most go out praising about.
#672 to #581 - GnRNoD
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(04/09/2013) [-]
not two years, he drifted for two years, and then he got to the reserve in a few months of travel, he then lived at the reserve for a few years, it was like 5 years total, that's enough to have kids and it's not young to have kids at like 18 if you're a minister.
#474 - millex
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I was reluctant on reading all of it at first... worth it completely. I would of really liked it if he got together with that hooker instead but oh well. Great story. Its nice to see that not all of 4chan is evil.
#516 to #474 - kyliemo
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(04/09/2013) [-]
But I mean... he kind of is evil, he ****** the guys life up in the end. Deservedly I suppose, but still
#408 - Das
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(04/09/2013) [-]
For some reason I didn't even think it was fake...up until the point where the school expelled him.
#377 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
meh, it was alright, and of course it's fake but still made a good story. also, is US really that religious? or was it a religious society where he grew up?
#392 to #377 - justanotherzombie
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Some places usually small town are really that religious
#416 to #377 - schneidend
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Some individuals are really religious, others are not very religious most of the time but find the destruction of things of religious significance to their childhood repugnant.
#386 to #377 - hattaz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like a small town, small towns(from what i hear) are always overly religious
#358 - bitchplzzz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
... Proof? If there was a newspaper of the guy that got picked up for CP well then...

GIMME TAH SAUWSE
#331 - eddio
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Beautiful. Just, beautiful.

I can't describe how much this is a better storyline than a lot of the movies I've seen.
#357 to #331 - ljxjlos
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Nobody would be able to watch over the first 5 minutes of ************ and bloody Asscheecks to see the beautiful Story.
#327 - twystedtail ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Count of Monte Cristo: Toilet Paper edition.
#295 - Riukanojutsu
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Everybody'sFW
Everybody'sFW
#250 - blurglblah
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(04/09/2013) [-]
His old friend didn't deserve that, how would you have reacted if a weirdo was in your bathroom ruining your mother's precious property? He reacted like a human being out of a misunderstanding. He didn't deserve to be framed for CP.
#255 to #250 - certifiedidiot
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Not a weirdo, his friend and honestly, it was a god damn bible, those things needs to be atleast a few houndred years old to be of any value..

Actually, why there hell were there a bible in the ******* bathroom, what did they serve in that household that makes you need to summon the aid of the lord to compel the demon turds out of ye buttocks..
#264 to #255 - bromop
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Good point. If i had a bible from my dead gmom, I wouldn't keep that **** in the bathroom.
#263 to #255 - blurglblah
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(04/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter that it was a bible, it was precious to his mother and dear to her heart. Someone she loved gave it to her before she died and he found a "friend" who wiped his ass with it. All he did was kick him out, what should he have done? Be totally cool with his mom crying and practically having a breakdown?
#266 to #263 - certifiedidiot
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(04/09/2013) [-]
His dad whom is married to the woman seemed pretty cool with it.

And honestly, if I inherited something precious to my convictions from an old family member, I'd keep it someplace where it wouldn't constantly be covered with the smell of ****.

And I'd say 10-20 seconds of quick explanation.
#284 to #266 - blurglblah
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(04/09/2013) [-]
What his dad did was also wrong. Where the precious item should have been is irrelevant, I am discussing the innocence of the friend that kicked him out. The fact of the matter is that the guy reacted out of a need to protect his mother, the rest of what happened to the drifter's life wasn't caused by his friend. I do agree however that he should have been given a chance to explain himself.
#185 - professorhouse
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(04/09/2013) [-]
can someone sum that story up, pleas?

I don't have the time.
#220 to #185 - watermelonkittie
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(04/09/2013) [-]
That just means you better get back to this post when you do
#188 to #185 - bitchesdigzahn
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Redemption.
#167 - PubLandlord
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I was going to skip, then read some of the comments which motivated me to read, definitely worth the read
#132 - realgooner
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(04/09/2013) [-]
The best post i've seen on FJ......ever.
100000000/10 would read again.
*Clicks "Add to favorites"*
#62 - zomaru ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Unless he went to a private school. There is no way in hell they can kick him out for religious reasons..