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#71 - dashgamer (04/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I've never even had a friendly conversation with a woman.
#37 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - tylosaurus (04/09/2013) [-]
Ran ran ruuuuuu.
User avatar #40 - iliekcereal (04/09/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Hot chick in some of my classes, assume she's way out of my league so I don't make an attempt at her
>We have mutual friends so we work together sometimes in groups
>Get to talking with her
>Become sort of friends
>Texting during class one day (we had a sub)
>She grabs my phone and puts her number in it
>She saves her name as the exact same name as someone else in my phonebook who I must avoid at all costs
>Normally I'm not that beta, but it's seriously that bad
>Never text her

Eventually, it came up again, and we talked daily for months, thought I was so in that, asked her out and got turned down. In other words, how it always happens to me
User avatar #147 - Harkonnen (04/09/2013) [-]
This is bullshit. Girls never make the first move
#131 - ryusei (04/09/2013) [-]
Slightly relevant
User avatar #156 - spysappinmysasha (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeah because hot girls have difficulties asking out guys...
User avatar #126 - limb ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Every time a girl says something to me I look around just to make sure she has to be talking to me before respond.
User avatar #42 - davidokuro (04/09/2013) [-]
I dunno why, but I have a strong feeling this has genuinely happened. Its scary cause I can picture myself in that scene :O
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my ex did exactly that except in much fewer words. She just told me she liked me and was hoping I'd like her and wanted to go out with me. She later said she was really nervous because she thought I was way out of her league (lol bitch didn't know I go home and browse FJ all day). Then she found out Im a loser and dumped me.

naw im kidding on that last one. I broke up with her because I didnt feel an emotional connection to her that I thought I should feel if I was going to be in a relationship with someone and she got pissed and said I used her for sex and now she hates me

tl;dr- my ex did that to me, i broke up with her a few months later because I didnt like her, bitch claims I only used her for sex, hates me now
User avatar #11 to #10 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
The first one seems more believable.
User avatar #43 - vortexrain (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't drink coffee, sucks for me.
#3 - teranin ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #59 - iforgetwhattosay (04/09/2013) [-]
i'm the type of insecure type who can talk to anyone and not give two fucks, but am genuinely surprised when they like me more than a friend.
User avatar #46 - annogram (04/09/2013) [-]
that's pretty funny ya
User avatar #32 - qauronexoforce (04/09/2013) [-]
I would probably do the same thing.
yet again that clown thing is to creepy for me to sit next to it
User avatar #14 - spawnconnery (04/09/2013) [-]
I half expected Ronald to get and say "You know he's a statue, right?"
#2 - nyj (04/08/2013) [-]
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