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User avatar #539 - ShadeElement (04/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I married a Swede.
I visit Scandinavia often.

I've found their people to be friendly, warm, and welcoming.

Except for Norway...
But no one likes Norway.

Also, America has a ton of oil. Both in the ground and stockpiled. Coal too.
All the oil wells in the Middle East could dry up, and we'd be fine. Logistically the transition might be rough, but in the long run it wouldn't be much more than a mild hiccup in our supply.

You know who WOULD be ****** ? I mean proper ****** ?
Most of Europe.
The same Europe that belongs to the UN.
The same UN that uses the US as its military muscle.

Believing that any country goes to war over nothing more than oil is ridiculous. But if you are going to subscribe to that opinion, you might want to look at which countries actually NEED foreign oil, and which countries just use it out of convenience.
User avatar #545 to #543 - ShadeElement (04/09/2013) [-]
Margaret Thatcher was a bad ass. Ugly, but a bad ass.
User avatar #527 - milthyfoustache (04/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Wow Scandinavians really love the smell of their own farts don't they? Bashing America all the time is just getting old... it isn't funny and doesn't deserve front page. Americans do get annoyed nut are they butt hurt? I'd say not as they make perfectly valid points. If people were ripping on England or Britain all the time I'd get pretty tired of it pretty quickly. So just CUT THAT **** OUT!
User avatar #590 to #566 - whitenerdy (04/09/2013) [-]
No you TOOK IT as an insult. That's like if a man said "do you know why I allow my woman to handle the grill? Because she can handle multiple sausages! (manly laughter)"

If another man heard it, it would be a joke.
If a feminist woman heard it, she would most likely find it insulting.

The joke is that America have had some interesting diplomacy giving missions in some interesting locations, some of the things may be connected? OP tied the knots together and created a "funny" view on how things could be.

And now that you're in the subject, you're implying that America isn't a warmongering nation. Yet since 1776 you guys have only have a total of 21 years of peace. You may consider that an insult, but then again do you dislike the Spartans for it? God of war would be doll if it was about furry creatures collecting flowers woulden't it.

I just think you're being needlessly silly over the subject.
#412 - creosote (04/09/2013) [-]
Come on boys! They're stealing our freedom!
#361 - bdowns (04/09/2013) [-]
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#319 - semiawesomeness (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A little more freedom couldn't hurt them....
#491 - fefe (04/09/2013) [-]
le troll face
#484 - fefe (04/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, it was America who learned us Norwegians to drill for oil and thaught us everything we know about it ! they helped alot for Norway to become a welfare state. if not for America Norway wouldn´t be anything today. Also Norway offered 40% of the oil Income in trade for the car company Volvo. they refused. :)
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#468 - fefe (04/09/2013) [-]
[url deleted] this guys is from norway!
#451 - senorfrog (04/09/2013) [-]
That's how DAD DID IT, that's how AMERICA DOES IT,... and it's worked out pretty good so far.
#404 - mantaur (04/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Is it just me or are more northern Countries (Canada, I guess Alaska compared to the rest of the states, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Greenland, Iceland, and even parts of Russia) A lot better well off than other countries with which we are similar?

Anyone willing to explain that to me? I'm honestly curious.

Sorry if I'm a little hard to understand, picture related.
#393 - fefe (04/09/2013) [-]
murica freeing the world one country at a time...lookin at you n korea
#362 - fefe (04/09/2013) [-]
We got a **** ton of reserve and still finding it.. In about 24123 more years
you little pussy countries gonna wish you had of taken everyone else's oil.. If you ain't figured it out by now, ones with the oil have the rest of the world by the nads. We gone run this **** . Might as well go ahead and take over little Kim jong un a.k.a. puss boy. We need a new place to send the homosexuals. **** you, **** him, **** everybody. I need a sandwich. 'Murica
User avatar #315 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear its the Norwegians on this sight that's going to make me hate Norway
User avatar #427 to #315 - Norway (04/09/2013) [-]
What the hell did I do?
#184 - drhoffable (04/08/2013) [-]
i have a **** ton of oil
User avatar #172 - BeVuTz (04/08/2013) [-]
The only thing I know is that the Norwegians have a bigger alphabet than ours :( www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw
#161 - fefe (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Norway's Prime minister is leader of communist party.
We just don't want you to know
#25 - fefe (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Invade Norway is our new solution.
#2 - fefe (04/08/2013) [-]
nope we just found a big reserve of oil. so no oil for america
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