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#12 - solitaryweasel
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I've always hated this joke. It doesn't make sense. If you know the floors above are better, you would surely go up no matter what.
#14 to #12 - lothet
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(04/03/2013) [-]
If you are a greedy bitch, yes you will.
#19 to #14 - myrtille
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You're right, wanting the best in life is so greedy. I must re-evaluate my life!
#30 to #14 - zorororonoa
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(04/03/2013) [-]
>Implying you aren't a greedy bitch like the rest of us
#48 to #30 - lothet
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Do you even check profiles before posting **** like this? "Mister'" cockwobbler with an overused name taht is also incorrect.
#51 to #48 - zorororonoa
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(04/03/2013) [-]
dude, i was kidding
#102 to #14 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
I'm very greedy. Greed is good. The only difference between us is that I'm not ashamed of my greed.
#24 to #12 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You don't know that the above floors are better. The women are making an assumption based on the pattern from the previous floors. You know what they say about assuming, right?
#57 to #24 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#41 to #24 - matthewboss
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You make an ASS out of U and ME, 8 Simple Rules mo ******
#29 to #24 - rainbowtacos ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
"Value of products increase as you ascend"
#61 to #24 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
"the value of the product increases as you go up"
assuming someone is assuming is the worst thing.
#72 to #12 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Except that it gets more expensive...
#132 to #12 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
It's funnier if they leave that bit out.
#36 to #12 - schwerdaddy
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(04/03/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a mystery. This is an old joke (as you know) and this iteration worded it wrong.
#93 to #12 - anonymouspusy **User deleted account**
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#50 to #12 - sketchysketchist
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(04/03/2013) [-]
The original went like this.
1. Short and plain.
2. Tall and plain.
3. Short and handsome.
4. Tall and handsome.
5. No pleasing women punchline.
#23 - elmosays
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(04/03/2013) [-]
ok so a woman recognizes a pattern in which men become better and she has the choice to achieve higher standards of men each floor. She goes for that opportunity and gets screwed over being called unsatisfying. How about being smart taking a chance maybe, but smart for observing that it gets better and trying to take that opportunity. This is probably a joke but still.
#27 to #23 - lokiwins
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Well, the joke clearly points to the general female population's idea of an ideal man on the 5th floor and still they want more.
#31 to #23 - zorororonoa
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Plus the fact that this is ********, because if the value on the floors increases, then number 6 violates the rules
#33 to #23 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Let me just say that I know more men who have settled than women.
#45 to #23 - argoniansrule
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(04/03/2013) [-]
the joke is that floor 5 is literally what every woman would describe their perfect man, but because no man is perfect they would move onto the next floor, of which is for the "perfect" man, but as no humans are perfect, ever, they are disappointed because they couldn't find the perfect man

that being said my girlfriend is not like the women in this picture
#65 to #45 - elmosays
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(04/03/2013) [-]
if i was on the 5th floor and saw that there were "perfect" men on that floor I'd look and the stairs leading up and think "****, it gets better? why not?" not "this isn't good enough. The next floor is going to be my 'perfect' man."
#25 to #23 - falcke
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Found the feminist...
#40 to #25 - elmosays
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(04/03/2013) [-]
i don't really like calling myself that because it calls for one side equality while i'm more of a equality for everyone person
#121 to #40 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
The thumbs down for that says a lot about fj, doesn't it?
#26 - kubideh
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Well why would I need floors 3 4 5 and 6 anyway?
#39 to #26 - eiaisqzbsesb
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(04/03/2013) [-]
3: These women love sex, have money, and are actualy understandable.
#47 to #39 - sketchysketchist
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(04/03/2013) [-]
4. These women love sex, have money, are understandable, and hot.
5. These women love sex, have money, are understandable, hot, and is reasonable.
6. This floor has no women. None of these floors have women because they do not exist. This store only exists to be an other great disappointment in what is known as the average life of a man.
#49 to #47 - eiaisqzbsesb
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#86 to #47 - laspussy ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
what about std free ones?
#59 - akkere ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
This joke is so stupid.

If you were to walk into a hallway, and you knew each and every door was going to have one more stack of straight gold than the previous one you'd pass, are you honestly going to tell me you'll just settle for the first or second door instead of investigating the latter ones?

It's not like this is a gambling game here, you're given a statement that doesn't provide a loophole for a drawback, so of course you'd happily push your way through to get the highest possible value.

Otherwise, you're something of a minimalist.
#122 - payseht
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(04/03/2013) [-]
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What's in the basement of these stores
#123 to #122 - pukingrainbows
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(04/03/2013) [-]
rape dungeon
#167 to #123 - brothergrimm
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#128 to #122 - reginleif
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The most terrible things you can imagine.
#3 - youcame
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(04/03/2013) [-]
omg min r more piky then woman. I strong indepnendint wimin, no need man.
#97 to #3 - alphajunk
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(04/03/2013) [-]
You are one funny guy!
You are one funny guy!
#76 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Why don't the women just tell their friends the 6th floor is ******** so their friends don't fall for the same thing?
#82 to #76 - ThatFuckingGuy
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(04/03/2013) [-]
**************** rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Sand kitties **
As if they would listen.
#177 to #76 - obese
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Because that would cause jealousy.
#77 to #76 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#103 to #77 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
FJ in four words or less
#78 to #77 - sirdickhousen **User deleted account**
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#88 to #78 - Dwarf
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Yes, cause woman are women...
#84 to #76 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#129 - panacea
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#135 to #129 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
If you're a queer, I guess.
#136 to #135 - panacea
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#138 to #136 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Look at that, I've won an award and you haven't.
That personality of hers is doing you wonders, isn't it?
#140 to #138 - panacea
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#144 to #129 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
its not a big deal.

she has MONEY
she loves SEX
and thats all it needs to make me satisified.
#98 - dildoes
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(04/03/2013) [-]
1. This joke is older than the internet   
2. This joke is contradictory    
"The value of these products increase as you ascend  the flights"   
"This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."   
3. This joke implies that no man at all would be curious   
4. In the description, OP even says that he didn't make this   
Seriously, how the **** did this get so many thumbs?
1. This joke is older than the internet
2. This joke is contradictory
"The value of these products increase as you ascend the flights"
"This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please."
3. This joke implies that no man at all would be curious
4. In the description, OP even says that he didn't make this
Seriously, how the **** did this get so many thumbs?
#110 to #98 - kaoknight **User deleted account**
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#126 to #98 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
it's funnyjunk. it's a **** poor excuse of a website. it just happens to have a bunch of users.
#130 to #98 - tocoolforyouinajar
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Honestly, frontpage is always bad quality, the only reason I sill use this sight is because i love the community.
#155 to #98 - katypower
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(04/04/2013) [-]
For the 2nd, It means women would want better then what's at the fifth floor. So, they would go there while reading the others while they are not satisfied with just that.
As men, Would be like, Money? Love sex? Deal. As that, the 6th floor for the women has probably been said everywhere (And has caused scandal.)
#176 to #155 - dildoes
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(04/04/2013) [-]
The post says that the value of products increase the higher you go, yet at the top floor there is nothing.
It's contradictory.
#190 to #176 - katypower
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(04/04/2013) [-]
When you look at it...It's not, These simply nothing up there because there's no men better then what there was at the 5th floor.
#74 - fyaq
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(04/03/2013) [-]
3rd floor
love to have sex, have money, are attractive.
#85 to #74 - laspussy ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
4th floor
Love to have sex, have money, super models, std free
#99 to #85 - anon
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(04/03/2013) [-]
1v1 me faggot
Hydro pump kingdra kill ur weak **** thyplhosion
#100 to #99 - laspussy ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Hidden power dragon ************ !
#34 - nasesse
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#44 to #34 - joeyland ONLINE
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(04/03/2013) [-]
That's our song...
#92 - MysticTomatoe
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#141 - gardenmanly
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and I would have kept going
I'm a guy and I would have kept going
#80 - budokai
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(04/03/2013) [-]
Floor six in the wife store also has jsut a sign, it reads:



Well, you must be a lesbian.
#105 - dviii
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(04/03/2013) [-]
baha
#90 - TheUsername
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(04/03/2013) [-]
This.. this post is old.
And honestly, I'd keep ******* going.
I'm a male.
#16 - redstonealchemist
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(04/03/2013) [-]
> send gay male friend into wife store
> he goes to 6th floor and tells you stop at 5
> go straight to 5th floor
> win.

same applies with women getting help from their lesbian friends
#133 - bladebites
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(04/04/2013) [-]
If they keep getting better, why not just keep going? I don't know about you, but if someone did the same thing with money or anything else nice, I'd keep going.
If they said you could have more, why the **** not?
The dumbass chick in the comic isn't even impossible to please. She was pleased pretty much the whole time, as anyone would be. She just keeps going because supposedly there's more.
If someone said you could have a car, you'd take it, but if someone said you could have a car and a million bucks, wouldn't you take both?
It's not even just curiosity, it's common sense. If you can have something "better" without there being any consequences (like in the comic), it's pretty much common sense to go for it.
#91 - helenwheels
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(04/03/2013) [-]
If there is prof the options are getting better why stop going?
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#156 to #131 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
sure you can.
I'm happy with what I have. But if I where told I there was something that could improve it then is there a logical reason not to?
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#163 to #161 - helenwheels
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So if your boss offered you a pay raise with no catch whatsoever you would turn them down for no reason other than your already satisfied?
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#166 to #164 - helenwheels
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Okay then, you're just looking for loop holes but that has nothing to do with the your argument. You're saying if you are satisfied, I propose if you are satisfied but where offered a chance to move up why would you not. Your response is "What if I wasn't?"

lets assume you get a pay raise because minimum wage just went up and despite your small salary you where satisfied
#169 to #166 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#171 to #169 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
"cant you be happy with what youve got?"
#172 to #171 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#174 to #172 - helenwheels
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Besides, it should make you happy to give to charity.
#175 to #174 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#173 to #172 - helenwheels
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(04/04/2013) [-]
Or stuff.
#142 to #131 - anon
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(04/04/2013) [-]
I hope you win the lottery just so I can watch the irony sail right over your head as you cash in your winnings.
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#149 to #147 - anon
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You apparently let the point fly right over your head, too.
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#134 to #131 - anon
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Not if I'm being told explicitly that it keeps getting better.
Why the **** would anyone stop when that it is the entire premise of the store?
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