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User avatar #8 - demandsgayversion (03/30/2013) [-]
"Coach Johnson is now drinking a glass of ice water. He just spilt some on his shirt, I bet that is cold. And #27 is scratching his balls. #27 is now smelling his fingers."
#125 - FightClub (03/31/2013) [-]
yeah, a "friend of yours"

is this perhaps the OP of the first post that mentioned this?
#123 - Rascal (03/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #120 - bighairyfart (03/31/2013) [-]
Like everything, this content was 10x better when read in Morgan Freeman's voice.
User avatar #117 - hypetype (03/31/2013) [-]
#115 - ishotthedeputy (03/31/2013) [-]
What if he starts narrating his own narration?
User avatar #111 - snakefire (03/31/2013) [-]
Now I want to here morgan freeman sing
#110 - Rascal (03/31/2013) [-]
Are you kidding??? Even if Morgan Freeman came up to you and said he murdered your entire family with a book full of random stuff, and said that he decapitated their heads with just paper cuts from the book and said you were next...what would you do?

You would clap for that Saint because his voice was that beautiful and godly.

Hell and if someone tried to assassinate Morgan Freeman, this is how it would play out. The assassin would fire his rifle, hoping he would only needs a single shot. As the bullet is traveling down range to Morgan's head, it would be wondering why this person would try to kill Morgan. When the bullet is just about 10 feet from Morgan, the bullet would say " **** it" because you cant kill someone who's just that...that... there's not even a word to describe what Morgan Freeman is! Finally, the bullet would stop, turn around, and go straight back into the rifle barrel, foretelling of what this man will do so from there on out, the assassin will kill Morgan Freeman
#116 to #110 - Rascal (03/31/2013) [-]
This is #110, very last part I meant "never kill Morgan Freeman"
Sorry about that.
#105 - eesdaa (03/31/2013) [-]
If only.
If only.
User avatar #99 - spoonsnatcher (03/31/2013) [-]
**** he should just be a sports caster in general
#95 - gavenjones (03/31/2013) [-]
The next time they re release the old Doctor Seuss cartoons, they should hire Morgan Freeman to re record the narration. Then, record a second audio track where he voices everyone. Cindy Lu Who scuttles in and in that deep voice "Santy Claus, why are taking our tree? Why?"
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User avatar #57 - Reydel (03/31/2013) [-]
Nothing's going to be happening so what will he say?
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User avatar #23 - andrewjla (03/30/2013) [-]
no, you just took an old post and made a new picture for it...
#7 - Rascal (03/30/2013) [-]
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old.. but relavant.. you're welcome FJ
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User avatar #81 - holywarstpd (03/31/2013) [-]
If I roll myself, Richard Griffiths is alive.
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