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#212 - hirollin
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(03/28/2013) [-]
I tried number 17 once.    
   
Apparently, I came across too fabulous
I tried number 17 once.

Apparently, I came across too fabulous
#206 - hellspawner
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Where's the rest? We need this.
#202 - anon
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(03/28/2013) [-]
You show respect to everyone you meet, but you don't go giving respect to everyone. That is earned.
#201 - ferrettamer
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(03/28/2013) [-]
"Go with the decision that will make a good story"
So then I decided "You know what, I could outrun this bear, but I think I'm going to fight it instead." And then I fought it. I may have no use of my legs now, and I would probably be dead if that park ranger didn't save me, but it was all for a good story.
#214 to #201 - anteatereatingants
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Implying a close encounter with a bear wouldn't be a good story already...
#196 - ScottMJfan
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(03/28/2013) [-]
32, 40, and 41 are so unbelievably true.

I'm just got paid for programming! One of my favorite things!

$1000 scholarship to any College I go to :D
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#174 - icametocomment
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Not a guy, but I find this to be a pretty cool list. And 7 and 43 are very much true.
#180 to #174 - sanguinesolitude
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(03/27/2013) [-]
women like guys who are confident, not guys who are worthy of being self confident. Its amazing how often these don't go together. The unemployed loser with huge confidence gets the girl while the educated, well paid, interesting guy with a realistic view of himself complains of being foreveralone to said girl who just wants to be friends and tells him she wishes she could find a guy like him... but never chooses a guy like him.

Not saying thats me, but something i've noticed. I think that's why we need to fake confidence to trick the bitches.
#161 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
i like how 40 is contradicting so many others
#185 to #161 - Aleafe
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(03/27/2013) [-]
its making yourself better not changing your personality for others
#156 - luxray
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Actually needed these...
#145 - fuckthepolice
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Not sure if some numbers are blurry to accentuate more important ones or my eyes are playing tricks on me.
#142 - kingofhazard
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(03/27/2013) [-]
My dad's around, he's just not the giving advice sort.
#117 - omarjordan
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Number 19 is something I need to do...
#114 - babyanalraper
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Every hat should serve a purpose. Especially fezzes, they're cool.
Every hat should serve a purpose. Especially fezzes, they're cool.
#129 to #114 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Rory would never go out like a bitch. He wouldn't win, but the doctor would have a hard time flying the TARDIS with one hand.
#107 - crazyish
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(03/27/2013) [-]
46) Never piss in the wind
#88 - bartdude
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(03/27/2013) [-]
just wanted to say this was favorite number 69

giggidy
#68 - therealpeterw
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(03/27/2013) [-]
you ain't my pa!!
#43 - anon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I'll call BS on the last one. What if an ugly virgin just got hired at a porn agency for a spicey 3 way as sort of a "nerd fantasy" role, and on his way home got shot fatality? I'd wish I'd spent more time at work.
#28 - frysandaburger ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#20...?   
I'm misaphonic... the sound of chewing gives me a fight or flight reaction which I've learned to control... the only thing it does to me now is makes me irritated and angry.
#20...?
I'm misaphonic... the sound of chewing gives me a fight or flight reaction which I've learned to control... the only thing it does to me now is makes me irritated and angry.
#38 to #28 - robogandalf
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I actually snapped at my girlfriend the other day for i cause it was getting bad D: I felt pretty horrible
#115 to #38 - frysandaburger ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
had it since I was 5... I'm now 22 and can't look anyone chewing gum in the eye.
#26 - anonimoss
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#44 I'll never be as good as the Koston
#23 - crazycowhimself
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(03/27/2013) [-]
a lot of really great stuff, no. 44 is **** though
you MUST be the best at whatever you like?