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#128 - stopsdropsand (03/26/2013) [-]
Cruise Control?
#5 - fadetometallica (03/26/2013) [-]
This is 			*******		 beautiful.    
Front page tomorrow, so is my decree.
This is ******* beautiful.
Front page tomorrow, so is my decree.
#1 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
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#163 - mcfc (03/26/2013) [-]
it all went fine until this ...
it all went fine until this ...
#158 - triggathepirate (03/26/2013) [-]
Glorious.   
Except i'd do it dressed in the best pirate costume I could buy.
Glorious.
Except i'd do it dressed in the best pirate costume I could buy.
User avatar #212 to #158 - xxELITExx (03/27/2013) [-]
I would get master chiefs armor after impact I would get up and walk away like I just fell from space. Theoretically of course
#40 - TheGreatAnon ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
#3 - halor (03/26/2013) [-]
that was quite honestly the funniest thing i've read in the past 2 weeks, good job
that was quite honestly the funniest thing i've read in the past 2 weeks, good job
User avatar #361 - semilunarknight (03/27/2013) [-]
It's been 10 minutes and I've now exceeded my daily dose of internet
User avatar #276 - lordvimless (03/27/2013) [-]
**lordvimless rolls 591,612,965**
User avatar #279 to #276 - therealtjthemedic (03/27/2013) [-]
Nice try m8
User avatar #282 to #279 - lordvimless (03/27/2013) [-]
by the way the game you beat is called giga ***** if you was wondering
User avatar #277 to #276 - lordvimless (03/27/2013) [-]
cant be done hes to awesome
#8 - memescomefromb (03/26/2013) [-]
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#4 - nyj (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 to #4 - ktbmnf (03/26/2013) [-]
but this way, the car would continue to accelerate. dunno why you shouldn't use cruise control though
#2 - ponyoftheopera (03/26/2013) [-]
Brutal
#109 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Hey there FJ, quick question.

I'm a teenager that comes from a Muslim family but I'm an Atheist. I live with my mom and she won't let me cook bacon in the house.

What should I do FJ? Does she have the right to or does she not have the right to do so?
User avatar #112 to #109 - jeffthellamaking (03/26/2013) [-]
Islam is an extremely mysoginistic religious culture.
Unless you're female, you're good.
#113 to #112 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, I am a male, but she says that she says that if I cook bacon "Satan will enter our house" and she says that pig is evil and filth.

So I'm not able to eat some delicious bacon and thus I'm pissed.
User avatar #119 to #113 - randumbgamer (03/26/2013) [-]
Its obviously important to your mom and regardless of anyone belifes you should respect what they ask you to do in your house. Yes bacon is delicious but i think you can sacrifice it if it obviously puts your mom in such destress. Theres differences between standing up for your rights and being a rebelious little douche over bacon
#121 to #119 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
All rice, thanks for the advice man. I guess since its her house, she can choose her own rules.
User avatar #122 to #121 - asschwitz (03/26/2013) [-]
Cook it outside her house and off the property?
User avatar #129 to #113 - ravarshi (03/26/2013) [-]
while i'll agree with pig is evil and filth (because the animal is ******* nasty) bacon is giod's gift to man... plus, muslims dont believe in satan.. so you win
#135 to #109 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
It's your parents' house it's your parents' rules. Move out or deal with it.
User avatar #139 to #109 - gmarrox (03/26/2013) [-]
She's your mother and you live in her house. If she doesn't want bacon in her house, you'll just have to deal with it until you move out. You're free to think and decide whether or not to worship as you please, but in her house, you follow her rules.
#106 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
MLP has a better story, better characters, and better character development than DBZ.
User avatar #124 to #106 - random asshole (03/26/2013) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #131 to #106 - departed (03/26/2013) [-]
0/10
User avatar #108 to #106 - jeffthellamaking (03/26/2013) [-]
Potassium.
#110 to #106 - taye (03/26/2013) [-]
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#130 to #126 - princeofbrokensoul (03/26/2013) [-]
so sad...
so sad...
#7 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
or y'know you could just use cruise control
User avatar #14 to #7 - SirVladimir ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
But what if...

WHAT IF

They want the car to keep accelerating and outrunning the cops?
#167 to #14 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
the high rpms would probably cause the engine to fail in some way.
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