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#54 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I were ever going to kill myself, I would do it in a way, that looks like an evidenceless murder.

During one of the first big snows, I'd open my front door (not walking in the snow).
Then I'd go into the kitchen, take a knife, and stab myself in the lower back about 4 times. Then just leave the knife in my own back, and fall to the floor and die.

The cops will be looking for a man that doesn't exist forever.

Or they'll arrest my black neighbor within the week.
#187 - Gerex ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
+4
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#128 - stopsdropsand (03/26/2013) [-]
Cruise Control?
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or y'know you could just use cruise control
#5 - fadetometallica (03/26/2013) [-]
This is 						*******					 beautiful.    
Front page tomorrow, so is my decree.
This is ******* beautiful.
Front page tomorrow, so is my decree.
#1 - xxTheJesterxx (03/26/2013) [-]
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#292 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
#163 - mcfc (03/26/2013) [-]
it all went fine until this ...
it all went fine until this ...
#158 - triggathepirate (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Glorious.   
Except i'd do it dressed in the best pirate costume I could buy.
Glorious.
Except i'd do it dressed in the best pirate costume I could buy.
#109 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Hey there FJ, quick question.

I'm a teenager that comes from a Muslim family but I'm an Atheist. I live with my mom and she won't let me cook bacon in the house.

What should I do FJ? Does she have the right to or does she not have the right to do so?
User avatar #139 to #109 - gmarrox (03/26/2013) [-]
She's your mother and you live in her house. If she doesn't want bacon in her house, you'll just have to deal with it until you move out. You're free to think and decide whether or not to worship as you please, but in her house, you follow her rules.
#106 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
MLP has a better story, better characters, and better character development than DBZ.
+3
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#40 - TheGreatAnon ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
#3 - halor (03/26/2013) [-]
that was quite honestly the funniest thing i've read in the past 2 weeks, good job
that was quite honestly the funniest thing i've read in the past 2 weeks, good job
#295 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #276 - lordvimless (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**lordvimless rolls 591,612,965**
#8 - memescomefromb (03/26/2013) [-]
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#4 - nyj (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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