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#145 to #76 - bluebocat (03/26/2013) [-]
fukin hilarious
fukin hilarious
#38 - tkfishandchips (03/26/2013) [-]
I suddenly have an urge to play Grand Theft Auto.
#304 - CakemanRPG (03/27/2013) [-]
I completely lost it at "wearing a crotchless fursuit"
I completely lost it at "wearing a crotchless fursuit"
#42 - obeyweegee (03/26/2013) [-]
"crotchless fursuit"
#28 - jokervsbatsy (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 to #28 - aldheim (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure everybody already knows what that text says.
#194 - richardastley ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
>Go to some extremely interesting colloquium series presentation at a major university (preferably one a lot of people will attend)
>Attach two small, minimally visible, explosives to your ears
>Make sure explosives are wirelessly connected to a remote so you can blow them at will
>Wait for the extremely interesting conclusion
>"As our research has consistently confirmed over the last twenty years, humans are in fact God-like creatures in the mind of other animals" or whatever
>Press the button on your remote
^YFW everyone thinks the colloquium literally blew your mind
#153 - basicargentinian (03/26/2013) [-]
>Strap 10KG of high explosives to your chest
>Go to poinr of social interaction for infidels
>"Alluh Akbar"
>Blow up, carry on jihad
>Go to heaven as prommer mujahid
>72 virgins
>All male
>Play WoW for all eternity
#186 - denbaby (03/27/2013) [-]
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#89 - mintaj (03/26/2013) [-]
&quot;by a parachute&quot;
"by a parachute"
#134 to #89 - garymuthafuknoak (03/26/2013) [-]
this is no job for the grammar nazis
User avatar #111 to #89 - thalfak (03/26/2013) [-]
That's not excatly bad grammar is it?
#115 to #111 - mintaj (03/26/2013) [-]
Yes, you're right, but nobody has founded spelling nazis order yet, so it's grammar nazis part for now, I guess.
User avatar #118 to #115 - thalfak (03/26/2013) [-]
Spelling Spetsnaz would sound way better :D
User avatar #136 to #118 - garymuthafuknoak (03/26/2013) [-]
they already have spelling spetsnaz
User avatar #138 to #136 - thalfak (03/26/2013) [-]
Oh wow I didn't even know :O
User avatar #222 to #143 - thalfak (03/27/2013) [-]
I just randomly thought of spetsnaz when mintaj said spelling nazis. Probably saw the actual thing somewhere I can't remember...
#15 - hinji **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
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Absolutely fantastic!
User avatar #74 - eccleston (03/26/2013) [-]
I think a cooler way to pass out would do making the Baumgartner jump without parachute and with your space suit painted with the Superman colors.
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User avatar #79 to #78 - eccleston (03/26/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you're trying to say...
#236 - eyeblowbarrs (03/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #156 - getsheadfromdolan (03/26/2013) [-]
suicide on live t.v. you say?
User avatar #172 to #156 - illegalartist (03/26/2013) [-]
damnit doug
User avatar #149 - peacetrooper (03/26/2013) [-]
I'd jump out of an airplane over a kindergarten.
In a superman costume.
User avatar #179 to #149 - salts (03/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 - tuned (03/26/2013) [-]
why shoot blanks

pop pop *****

also the parachute should say

i was phone
#17 - robotrone (03/26/2013) [-]
oh god that sounds amazing
oh god that sounds amazing
#284 - roytmustang (03/27/2013) [-]
Just you wait. Some guy WILL do this.
Just you wait. Some guy WILL do this.
#231 - puremadmentalged (03/27/2013) [-]
I want my funeral to be at least fun as this, but with more strong nordic females, or just plain women'll do.
I want my funeral to be at least fun as this, but with more strong nordic females, or just plain women'll do.
User avatar #235 to #231 - ocelot (03/27/2013) [-]
Get Your Groove on soldier!
#54 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/26/2013) [-]
If I were ever going to kill myself, I would do it in a way, that looks like an evidenceless murder.

During one of the first big snows, I'd open my front door (not walking in the snow).
Then I'd go into the kitchen, take a knife, and stab myself in the lower back about 4 times. Then just leave the knife in my own back, and fall to the floor and die.

The cops will be looking for a man that doesn't exist forever.

Or they'll arrest my black neighbor within the week.
User avatar #62 to #54 - pandation (03/26/2013) [-]
They might be able to tell by the angle of the knife wounds. You should make a trail for the police to follow that lead to nowhere like buy brand new shoes and make footprints and burn them or something like that
User avatar #198 - rainbowarrior (03/27/2013) [-]
The news is like 20-40 seconds slow, just incase someone kills them self on camera. then they can just remove it from footage quickly
#199 to #198 - novus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know this has to be somewhat false, otherwise they would eliminate the god-awful delay between people broadcasting interviews between opposite sides of the world. "Hi Tom, how are things in Israel?" *polite stupid smile for 5 seconds*
User avatar #232 to #199 - sinonyx (03/27/2013) [-]
it;s more like a 5 second delay on life tv, so that they can cut if anything happens

and they don't cut the news delay short, because if something happens, their response time to cut the footage is getting slimmed down
#203 to #199 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
That's actually done a number of ways! After interning for a camera crew, I learned they can do it via telecom, radio, and a few times even a cellphone was used(but not for international interviews). The video feeds back to the studio real-time (including delay).

Unfortunately, there's always a slight delay between feed and broadcasting, especially on a mass-scale news network.
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