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#76 - dafuckisthisshit (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - tkfishandchips (03/26/2013) [-]
I suddenly have an urge to play Grand Theft Auto.
#304 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I completely lost it at "wearing a crotchless fursuit"
I completely lost it at "wearing a crotchless fursuit"
#42 - obeyweegee (03/26/2013) [-]
"crotchless fursuit"
#28 - jokervsbatsy (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#194 - richardastley ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
>Go to some extremely interesting colloquium series presentation at a major university (preferably one a lot of people will attend)
>Attach two small, minimally visible, explosives to your ears
>Make sure explosives are wirelessly connected to a remote so you can blow them at will
>Wait for the extremely interesting conclusion
>"As our research has consistently confirmed over the last twenty years, humans are in fact God-like creatures in the mind of other animals" or whatever
>Press the button on your remote
^YFW everyone thinks the colloquium literally blew your mind
#153 - basicargentinian (03/26/2013) [-]
>Strap 10KG of high explosives to your chest
>Go to poinr of social interaction for infidels
>"Alluh Akbar"
>Blow up, carry on jihad
>Go to heaven as prommer mujahid
>72 virgins
>All male
>Play WoW for all eternity
User avatar #198 - rainbowarrior (03/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The news is like 20-40 seconds slow, just incase someone kills them self on camera. then they can just remove it from footage quickly
#199 to #198 - novus (03/27/2013) [-]
I know this has to be somewhat false, otherwise they would eliminate the god-awful delay between people broadcasting interviews between opposite sides of the world. "Hi Tom, how are things in Israel?" *polite stupid smile for 5 seconds*
#186 - denbaby (03/27/2013) [-]
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#89 - mintaj (03/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
&quot;by a parachute&quot;
"by a parachute"
#15 - hinji **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
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Absolutely fantastic!
User avatar #74 - eccleston (03/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think a cooler way to pass out would do making the Baumgartner jump without parachute and with your space suit painted with the Superman colors.
#236 - eyeblowbarrs (03/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #156 - getsheadfromdolan (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
suicide on live t.v. you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPsZi6jrOCo
#23 - devout feminist (03/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 32**
I lost hard at "Ron Paul 2004"
User avatar #149 - peacetrooper (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd jump out of an airplane over a kindergarten.
In a superman costume.
User avatar #52 - tuned (03/26/2013) [-]
why shoot blanks

pop pop *****

also the parachute should say

i was phone
#17 - robotrone (03/26/2013) [-]
oh god that sounds amazing
oh god that sounds amazing
#231 - puremadmentalged (03/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want my funeral to be at least fun as this, but with more strong nordic females, or just plain women'll do.
I want my funeral to be at least fun as this, but with more strong nordic females, or just plain women'll do.
#54 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If I were ever going to kill myself, I would do it in a way, that looks like an evidenceless ****** .

During one of the first big snows, I'd open my front door (not walking in the snow).
Then I'd go into the kitchen, take a knife, and stab myself in the lower back about 4 times. Then just leave the knife in my own back, and fall to the floor and die.

The cops will be looking for a man that doesn't exist forever.

Or they'll arrest my black neighbor within the week.
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