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#111 - reginleif ONLINE
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Just a protip here..... you are not a nice guy. I am not nice guy... nice guys are rarer than a ******* four leaf clover in a cow pasture. Nice guys are altruistic, meaning they will expend time and effort expecting nothing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in return....in terms of evolution these guys shouldn't exist.

Once you realize this, feel free to join us in the table of manhood and proceed to use material and occasionally immoral methods to finding women. You said it yourself.....women are vain, powerhungry , bitches who are attracted to giant tanned rich douchebags. If you are correct, which I know many of you think you are then this statement has two solutions 1. Become one. 2. Shut up if you aren't willing to adapt.

Anyways I have never had problems with this so called friendzone, here are some situations which could have put me there but with some common sense I avoided it.

1. I like girl, I tell girl, after carefully investigating her friends to see if she likes me (you can always deny and chicks tend to get overly flattered at this method. She says yes, you now have gf.

2. I like girl, I tell girl, she says no.....I walk away. I don't be an asshole about it, but I make sure I am less available, politely giving her the cold shoulder ought to make her consider what she stands to lose if I leave....forcing her to take the next step (This is even more effective if you shower the attention you put on her on some other girl for a while) , or allowing myself enough emotional distance to get over her and devote my energy to something more worthwhile of my time, instead of the constant asskissing "nice guys" seem to prefer.

"Maybe if I buy her chocolates every week she will change her mind"

Nope, giving her boyfriend levels of attention only removes her motivation to take that next step.

#112 to #111 - reginleif ONLINE
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(03/24/2013) [-]
3. Not my proudest moment had a paragraph written, but I don't want to get called a monster by the white knights of funnyjunkia...... know that it involves a ******** of guilt, guilt her before she can guilt you. Females are raised on compliments since the day they were born, they can't handle anyone thinking they are bad, and are very prone to try to change that person's mind.
#126 to #111 - fayyzor
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(03/24/2013) [-]
This is why I love you.
#114 - GhandisPimpCane
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Get a hobby, be busy, workout, become independent, dont become a girl's slave, show you can have fun with out girls. Bammm you find a girl you like. Pic related for OP.
#97 - cptnbarbrosa
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Aight FunnyJunk I gotta be honest.   
Ive been dating my best friend for four months now and I'm gonna lay it out for ya.   
It started at my friends grad party. My friend and my current GF were currently talking at the time (they ended it shortly after i did not break the bro code)   
A few months after that I got the balls to talk to her. We started to talk for a good amount of time. Her and I both had issues in High School. I was mocked and made fun of because people thought i was gay, and at her school they thought she was lez. No big Deal. So because of that we connected. Shortly after that I started college. She asked me to her prom (she's a year under me) and I said yes.    
Blah blah blah   
The day after her prom i took a small step and called her Babe. She retracted from this and put me in the friend-zone. which is not bad.   
She stopped talking to me for a little bit. I knew she was afraid of something, not sure what, she never let anyone in to her world. She was rather scared. So i took it slow.    
Several months passed and I was house sitting a house for my neighbors down the road. I invited her over. We had a lot of fun and did some other things.    
the next morning again she panicked and pushed herself away from me.    
Again. Two months later, i talked to her again. This time she was at college as well, but her college is an hour and a half away from me. I do enjoy going to other colleges and having a good time so i mentioned coming down and partying. She mentioned she had been talking to a guy.    
I loved her, but i was ok, since she was happy. But then.... she called me a whore. I don't have the greatest past with women, but by no means am I a whore. And to be called a whore by someone you love... truly hurts.   
So I told her how i felt and... I told i won't speak to her again. She seemed ok with it.   
Several months later, i received a 6 page text saying how much she missed me.    
we dated 2 weeks later.   
Moral: I tried to get her for 3 years.. and succeeded.. TRY YOU NEVER KNOW
Aight FunnyJunk I gotta be honest.
Ive been dating my best friend for four months now and I'm gonna lay it out for ya.
It started at my friends grad party. My friend and my current GF were currently talking at the time (they ended it shortly after i did not break the bro code)
A few months after that I got the balls to talk to her. We started to talk for a good amount of time. Her and I both had issues in High School. I was mocked and made fun of because people thought i was gay, and at her school they thought she was lez. No big Deal. So because of that we connected. Shortly after that I started college. She asked me to her prom (she's a year under me) and I said yes.
Blah blah blah
The day after her prom i took a small step and called her Babe. She retracted from this and put me in the friend-zone. which is not bad.
She stopped talking to me for a little bit. I knew she was afraid of something, not sure what, she never let anyone in to her world. She was rather scared. So i took it slow.
Several months passed and I was house sitting a house for my neighbors down the road. I invited her over. We had a lot of fun and did some other things.
the next morning again she panicked and pushed herself away from me.
Again. Two months later, i talked to her again. This time she was at college as well, but her college is an hour and a half away from me. I do enjoy going to other colleges and having a good time so i mentioned coming down and partying. She mentioned she had been talking to a guy.
I loved her, but i was ok, since she was happy. But then.... she called me a whore. I don't have the greatest past with women, but by no means am I a whore. And to be called a whore by someone you love... truly hurts.
So I told her how i felt and... I told i won't speak to her again. She seemed ok with it.
Several months later, i received a 6 page text saying how much she missed me.
we dated 2 weeks later.
Moral: I tried to get her for 3 years.. and succeeded.. TRY YOU NEVER KNOW
#96 - envinite
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(03/24/2013) [-]
OR maybe, you are just ugly and act like ****, OP
#57 - snakefire
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Although I've never been given a shot by girls I'm nice to, I still have seen it happen to plenty of other people.
#53 - reginleif ONLINE
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I may not get many women, but you won't hear me complaining about the friend zone. Because I ask, and if i get a "no" I move the **** on....

It's simple, if you are giving boyfriend level attention to someone who isn't your girlfriend.... then there's really no incentive to upgrade.

That's like a girl asking you to be her boyfriend, while your actively ******* her.
#54 to #53 - reginleif ONLINE
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(03/24/2013) [-]
you're*
#58 to #53 - animalsgreenberet
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(03/24/2013) [-]
most girls do ask the guys who actively **** them to be their boyfriends.
#37 - allennis
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(03/24/2013) [-]
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#28 - smokedmeatlog
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Guys keep themselves in the friendzone by expecting the girl to change. Because you are so nice and comforting, they see you as a friend and not someone who they want to ****. If the guy realizes hes not getting anywhere and doesnt try to do anything to change it or even leave, than he is inadvertently preventing himself from moving on, thus he stays where he is.

Solution? Use those 2 dangling things in between your legs and stop being a pushover.
#121 - bitchplzzz
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I have no experience in this
>tfw got spaghetti talking to girls
#43 - discardedslinky
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Guys, as a female, I'm telling you that if you aren't forward with girls they won't get it. Ask them out, be a man. Girls like confidence.
#46 to #43 - curtkobain
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Why can't girls be forward about it? One minute you think they like you' the next minute you're not so sure.
#48 to #46 - discardedslinky
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I understand what you mean. I am guilty of this. I was really just trying to be nice, and play around but I ended up giving him the wrong idea, and I ****** it all up.

I guess the best way to say it is that girls are bitches that like to be wanted even if they don't want the other person back. Which is why I say to be forward, if you get it out there you'll know. It might suck, but It's better knowing in my opinion.
#47 to #46 - PartyPanda
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Because it's not the girl's job to grow balls.
But maybe, some guys are into girls with balls.
#56 to #47 - curtkobain
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(03/24/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what I'm saying. I'm saying if a girl just wants to be friends, she shouldn't flirt. Its confusing.
#70 to #56 - PartyPanda
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Oh I see what you are saying now, and believe me I know how that feels.
I think there are quite a few possible answers to that predicamente, but it is late and I have lost the function to think.
#35 - chickenmonkey
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(03/24/2013) [-]
********, my ex is with a nice guy
#34 - methead
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(03/24/2013) [-]
its much cheaper to just pay for a prostitute

-common sense
#22 - hudis
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(03/24/2013) [-]
******* stop it already. The friendzone exists more in your head than in reality.
******* stop it already. The friendzone exists more in your head than in reality.
#26 to #22 - lordgeneral
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(03/24/2013) [-]
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The friendzone exists in reality.

the only problem is that people see it as this giant hole in the ground when it's really just a waiting room.
#135 to #26 - hudis
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Of course it exists, I'm just saying it's more of a mental barrier. If you keep going around thinking you will wind up in the friendzone, you probably will. I'm saying this as someone who has "been in the friendzone" multiple times and for good reason.
#139 to #135 - lordgeneral
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(03/24/2013) [-]
It's honestly not as complex as the "you're like a brother" zone. though, if she's kinky...
#142 to #139 - hudis
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Hah. I got brotherzoned a few years ago. It was heartbreaking then but now I don't really mind it - it just means that I know she'll stick around forever, which is a good thing. I wish other guys would realise the bright side of the friendzone (when it's actually -because- they don't want to lose you as a friend). It's a very valuable friendship if the feeling is mutual.
#136 - mindyourownbusines
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(03/24/2013) [-]
As someone who could be said to have been forcefully shoved from the friendzone recently, I'd like to say somethings. Though I cannot speak for everyone in the "friendzone" here is my personal thing.

I fell hard for this girl, but was young and stupid. (Beta as f*ck) I never told her or did anything about it. We kind of became friends, but I was always extra nice to her only because I cared about her - I didn't expect her to like me for it, I just did it because I cared. She told me about some guy troubles; I admitted that I'm biased because I like her (so she shouldn't put to much into what I told her). She freaked. We started fighting soon thereafter. We are no longer speaking, by her choice.

tl:dr

The friendzone is real, and some of us call it home, but sh*t happens. It sucks.
#132 - trojandetected
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(03/24/2013) [-]
**trojandetected rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at g**gle on anime **
Being nice does not mean you have coincident or are romantic or even decently good looking stop blaming freindzone and being nice she just does not like you -.- im going to sound like a dick but the sooner you learn this the sooner you will get a girl/boy/whatever the **** it is/ there is probably a girl who is nice to you who adores you but you are to blind to see. or maybe you do see you just dont like her. this is how the girl you like will fell about you either she does not know or does not want to be with you.
#129 - europe
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Yes, girls usually want you to be nice to them, but most of all they want you to be confident.

having lots of money works too.
#115 - chuckbillrow
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(03/24/2013) [-]
conversation i once had
girl "why are you so much nice to me? no one else is"
me "well everyone else thinks you are a bitch"
girl *shocked look*
me while holding back laughter "sorry it was just to perfect"
girl "**** you!" *walks away*
#45 - iamkagji ONLINE
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Not always true. The friend zone exists, but not as much as people like to delude themselves into believing .
#27 - cierrayooo
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(03/24/2013) [-]
...i actually said something like that to my last boyfriend

he cheated on me
#6 - quazyjash
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This literally happened to me yesterday, girl telling me about all the crap every guy has done to her, tells me I'm the only guy she trusts...

"There is just no way we could be together" -.-
#10 to #6 - quazyjash
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Wow, all you guys are ******* pricks.
#11 to #10 - quazyjash
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(03/24/2013) [-]
You know it's not even just that. You guys are following the new trend of funnyjunk. Bash on people that are upset about being in the friendzone. You think that your enlightened and that your way above them, but you're really not. Just a month or two ago, you were agreeing with people that told their stories about being friendzoned. You are just a bunch of douchebag lemmings.
#33 to #11 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
how about you stop being a betafag and tell her tits or gtfo.
#122 to #33 - quazyjash
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Because I actually respect women you piece of **** cunt. All you ******* are getting pissed because you know I'm right. Go suck the new trends dick, and the new trend after that. **** all of you. I was just posting something relevant to the post. (Something that comments were made for)
#140 to #122 - anon
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(03/24/2013) [-]
go be a pussy somewhere else, faget.