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#12 - tostito
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It's like 2 ash of tall
#20 to #12 - mhden
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(03/22/2013) [-]
....but but .. brock is black ...
that means he is a black asian ...
WUT ?
#80 - Muppetz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
American standing among a bunch of Asians....
#92 to #80 - Onemanretardpack
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(03/22/2013) [-]
*Asian children
#82 to #80 - happyslacks
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of how huge they made the Dutch dude in Samurai Champloo.
#110 to #82 - DivineInfinity
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It is my responsibility as a Dutch person to comment on anything related to Holland. Do go on about this dude.
#116 to #110 - trollnot
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(03/23/2013) [-]
He falls in love with an asain man and wants to do the butt sex but dutch people come and take him away
#154 to #110 - happyslacks
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(03/23/2013) [-]
He basically is in a decently high seat of command in the East India Company. He's gay, and that brought him a lot of pain and feelings of ostricization back in Holland. In the trades and what-not, he found a book about bushido, and how it emphasizes male companionship and what-not. So, he felt that he could be much more accepted in Japan than in Holland (considering the time period this takes place in).

In the episode itself, he's along with the crew because he won an eating contest against them and some other contestants. Upon winning, he won Mugen and Jin's sword and a knife Fuu carries with her. So, they agree to take him site-seeing in exchange for their stuff back. Meanwhile some shady dudes from the East India Company are trying to wrangle him back.

Ha ha, a little complicated for just one episode, I suppose.
#157 to #154 - DivineInfinity
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Thanks for explaining. It seems like an interesting anime
#158 to #157 - happyslacks
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome!

I think its a very good one. One of my favorites.
#3 - chaosnazo
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Holy crap brock is small
#4 to #3 - blackandwhitegod
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Brock is a kid too.

Maybe 15.

He just suffers from anime distortion, never trust appearances =/= age since most of the time the peopel you think are 18~20 in a manga are actually 13.
#9 to #4 - ThePhotoBomber
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Brock is 18, surprisingly. Misty is the middle, around 14-15, and Ash is... 10? 11? It's been so long I can't remember.
#89 to #9 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(03/22/2013) [-]
They said Ash was 10, they had a birthday episode, then continued saying he was 10.
#115 to #89 - hillbillypowpow
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(03/23/2013) [-]
He's eleven now.
#76 to #9 - NorwegianChris
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Jesse and James are supposedly 16 IIRC
#10 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Lt. Surge is just a normal 6' tall white person. His crew is hispanic.

Ash and his friends are Asian. This explains everything.
#52 to #10 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I thought Brock was black..
#72 to #52 - vatra
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(03/22/2013) [-]
He's blasian.
#155 to #52 - lyiat
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Indian.
#30 to #10 - vatra
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Actually, he is exactly 10 foot 4 inches tall. Raichu's pokedex info lists him as 2'07"

Raichu is almost exactly one forth of Surge's height.

2'07" + 2'07" = 5'02"
5'02" + 5'02" = 10'04"

Surge is a goddamn monster.
#145 to #30 - ColeTheUber
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(03/23/2013) [-]
To be fair, the first Dragonite shown was a thousand foot monster, whereas in the game he is 7'3"

You can't really count on the show to have accurate heights.
#146 to #145 - vatra
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You have an excellent point, but even if Surge was 6 feet like the anon up there stated, that would make Ash 3 feet tall.. I'm pretty sure he isn't a midget, the rest of the adults in the show aren't too much bigger than Ash.
#147 to #146 - ColeTheUber
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Well, the average 10 year old - according to pediatrics.about.com/library/growth_charts/nboystwo.htm - is about 52 inches tall, which is 4'4".
So, assuming that Ash would be Asian, he could be at the upper end of the 3 feet range.
I would assume that Lt. Surge is from 6-7 feet tall, so this is actually possible.
#148 to #147 - vatra
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(03/23/2013) [-]
True, It is very possible, does that mean Brock is just short? I mean he is 18 yet he is only a few inches taller than an average 11 year old.
#149 to #148 - ColeTheUber
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(03/23/2013) [-]
It's always possible, I know a few people who are in their twenties and are 5 feet tall.
#150 to #149 - vatra
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True, but wait, even if Ash is say 3'10" as you say, and that is pushing it on the small scale, he is really close to half of Surge's height, that would make Surge 7'08" an inch taller than the tallest NBA player in history.
#151 to #150 - vatra
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Oops, I meant to post this with it. sorry.
#152 to #151 - ColeTheUber
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7'08" would make him much taller than the average man, true, but it's still a possible height. He'd be around number 45 on this list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_people, so if Ash is at the lowest end of his height range, Surge might be at the upper end.
#153 to #152 - vatra
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Bloody hell 8'11"... apparently height kills, tallest man only lived to 22, next tallest only lived to 37. And with that you pretty much win this debate though. Surge apparently can be that tall, he's still a monster of a man though!
#129 to #30 - damandan ONLINE
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I mean not all Raichus are 2'07'' its possible Surge's could have a smaller one...right?
#135 to #129 - vatra
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(03/23/2013) [-]
True, that's an average height, but even if Surge's raichu was 2 feet, which would be short for a raichu, that would make Surge 8 feet tall.
#50 to #30 - fantomen
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#61 to #50 - theunluckyko
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Kid, you're such a faggot lmfao. I barely even like pokemon anymore but wow, he did basic multiplication and looked up some publicly available stats.... what a ******* nerd outcast, amirite? **** off dick.
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#66 to #64 - theunluckyko
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(03/22/2013) [-]
shouldn't have been such a dick about it then champ.
#67 to #64 - vatra
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To be fair, I am a huge nerd, I knew Raichu was around 2 feet tall, that is what prompted me to look it up.
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#63 to #50 - anon
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How is ten seconds on google for pokemesurments and another 5 of basic mathematical calculations nerdy? Are you honestly that simple that 15 seconds of rudimentary analytical skills is difficult to accomplish? Actually, you're probably a troll , and I have schizophrenia and autism.
#142 - charliechambers
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#37 - gameshredder ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
The scale of that guy brings back the realization that they are only 10 or 11 years old.
The scale of that guy brings back the realization that they are only 10 or 11 years old.
#114 to #37 - atma
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#44 to #37 - demonicdude
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Or that he's american and they are asian.
#32 - WitchKingTroll
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#42 to #32 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
There are so many wrong things in this gif
#57 to #42 - triggathepirate
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(03/22/2013) [-]
How so?
How so?
#86 to #32 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
How on earth did that get through pre-screening?
#69 - Daemmerung
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Doing some quick math here:
Pikachu is listed as being 1'4" tall in the pokedex.
In this picture, Ash is approximately 3 pikachus tall, ergo, 4 ft.
Normal-ish height for a 10 year old.
Misty is about 12, if I recall. Does not have much growing left, seems to have plateau'd at 4ft.
>>Misty is a midget.
Brock is 15. 2 inches taller than Ash. Has hit puberty, judging by obsession with girls.
Probably close to max height.
>>Brock is a midget.
Lt. Surge is just under 2 Ash's tall. Approximately 7'something"
Poor Brock and Misty...
#125 to #69 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I love that you just math'd this but I didn't stop growing until I was like 16 or 17. They have time.
#140 to #69 - srskate
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Ash is actually below the 5th percentile in height for 100 year old boys.
#113 to #69 - ivoryhammer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Misty is not 12 with boobs that size
#122 to #113 - Desdenne
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(03/23/2013) [-]
ANIME
#95 to #69 - lotengo
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since when does girl sto growing at the age of 12?
#62 - WTFalcon
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#5 - anon
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Also he was a monster in the Pokemon Adventures manga

He threw Red off of the SS.Anne whilst it was moving. If I remember right he was working with Team Rocket
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#58 to #43 - qosfortyone
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**** was so cash i didn't sleep for two days to read it ... and then slept on the keyboard...   
especially when yellow arc began
**** was so cash i didn't sleep for two days to read it ... and then slept on the keyboard...
especially when yellow arc began
#60 to #58 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#65 to #60 - qosfortyone
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the best thing about it was they ******* stuck to the game storyline    
i mean seriously the anime has random **** at any given time , i thought the anime was good until i read the manga...   
the best thing about the anime was jessi and james
the best thing about it was they ******* stuck to the game storyline
i mean seriously the anime has random **** at any given time , i thought the anime was good until i read the manga...
the best thing about the anime was jessi and james
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#71 to #68 - qosfortyone
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#73 to #71 - qosfortyone
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sorry wrong high five gif
sorry wrong high five gif
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#6 to #5 - crimhowler
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so was Sabrina and Koga, and Blaine used to work for Team Rocket as well
#7 to #6 - koga
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yes i did....
#59 - fukkentyranitar
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#48 - shinymario
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Size distortion in the show is everywhere, Pokemon that are far too huge are shrunk, and mistakes are made. But that man, that man is a freaking giant.
#53 to #48 - tkuja
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ello
#88 - mrsukizo
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Remarkable!
#105 to #88 - glassskulljack
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you sir... win an internets!
#85 - yuukoku
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This image has expired
Maybe Ash is just secretly North Korean?
#1 - misteranthropic **User deleted account**
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<---- That's Pokemon in a nutshell. They only care about the Pokemon battling.
<---- That's Pokemon in a nutshell. They only care about the Pokemon battling.
#8 to #1 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
*sniff sniff*
"What is it? What do you smell?"
"...PETA"
#45 to #1 - Jazdawg
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(03/22/2013) [-]
ah yes ADTR :)
#111 - ivoryhammer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Well he is American and the other characters are presumably Japanese
#117 to #111 - ikachan
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(03/23/2013) [-]
except for brock, he is blasian ;)
#96 - RockoBOOM
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(03/22/2013) [-]
He could get a standing blowjob right there.
#17 - flyingoat
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#33 to #17 - schneidend
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Considering the bubble attacks of some real life animals, that should have broken Jared's nose or melted his face off.
#55 to #33 - flyingoat
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Pistol shrimp
#83 to #55 - semilunarknight
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Archer Fish
#13 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Misty wouldn't even need to bend down d suck his dick
#97 to #13 - jaketasticness
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Now I'm wondering what that would look like...
#98 to #13 - ieatbengay
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she would need to bend up
#19 to #13 - liamkelledz
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It would probably kill her
#49 to #19 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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#34 - killerblue
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Go punchachu