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#249 - JesuschristofAZ
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(03/22/2013) [-]
As weird as that **** is, it's insane to think how far technology has advanced to make this function (and how sad that people are directing time and resources at making this).
#51 - haseotakaeda
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(03/22/2013) [-]
*******.
Genius.
#54 to #51 - theinvisibletheift
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#15 - itsalwayslupus
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(03/22/2013) [-]
and what if my internet lags?
#5 - burningmonkblood
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Now instead of just telling someone to go **** themselves you can just get them this.
#310 - Pompano
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(03/23/2013) [-]



Do not want.
#271 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It should be the other way around. males should use Hera and girls zues.... seems better to me
#240 - thesuperhanz
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(03/22/2013) [-]
what about guys who finish fast, does it simulate that with the girl part?
#36 - drumtastic
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(03/22/2013) [-]
It's actually a smart idea for long distance couples. I've considered it for my boyfriend and I. But it's expensive.
#307 - vanoreo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This is meant for long distance relationships and all you guys are thinking about is ******* yourselves in the asshole
#233 - draqoeus
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I was dreaming about this thing yesterday night. So, i'm a bit ********** here. Wat.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
HOLY ******* ****** TITS!! WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING!!!!?
I was dreaming about this thing yesterday night. So, i'm a bit ********** here. Wat.









HOLY ******* ****** TITS!! WHAT THE **** IS HAPPENING!!!!?
#222 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
In other news there has been a sudden spike in reported friends with benefits.
#226 to #222 - WwIiSsPp
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(03/22/2013) [-]
In other news that joke was not funny at all.

not funny, at all
#201 - floopdawhoop ONLINE
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Even thousands of years in the future, Zeus and Hera are still never inside each other when they have sex.
#157 - mrwoodcock
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(03/22/2013) [-]
"HER" in Russian is another word for penis
#161 to #157 - mrwoodcock
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Don't read as "her" like female form of "his" but as the actual letters sound. (I hope i explained it right, English is not my native language)
#167 to #161 - sonama
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(03/22/2013) [-]
yeah its pronounced Zoos and Hair-a
#3 - xxhunterxx
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(03/22/2013) [-]
This is bad, because the woman will never know the real size of the man's penis.
#10 to #3 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
or when they meet she'll be pleasantly surprised at your size!


or disappointed its smaller than Zeus....
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#297 to #291 - amsel
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A troll is a troll is a troll
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#308 to #285 - LaBarata
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#264 - phigma
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#254 - ncsutroll
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(03/22/2013) [-]
they've created a way for people to literally **** themselves... jesus christ
#241 - diegotan
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#273 to #241 - rammed
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Internet relationships *****. They happen.
#153 - Bravechampion
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this...