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#280 - turtlepoop
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(03/20/2013) [-]
ngl if someone was like "here's a 50 inch diamond and i'll take your dog" that ****** be baller
#331 - demjimmies
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(03/20/2013) [-]
FB makes me lose faith in humanity.
FB makes me lose faith in humanity.
#340 to #331 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
fj does the same for me
#323 - katypower
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(03/20/2013) [-]
MORAL OF THE STORY!:   
Bitches love the diamond.
MORAL OF THE STORY!:
Bitches love the diamond.
#278 - ohmytoast
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Repost...
#273 - mrcheekyface
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(03/20/2013) [-]
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#252 - bluewaffers
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(03/20/2013) [-]
i still don't get it. who's more intelligent?
#188 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
On my home planet we use diamonds as door stops ROFL! Stupid human females and their primitive, smaller brains.
#170 - alltimetens
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(03/20/2013) [-]
This post is retarded beyond comprehension. As a man, I love my XBox more than I love my dog. What a person likes doesn't determine their intellect/intelligence.
#215 to #170 - funferret
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Will your xbox keep you warm when the power is out?
Didn't ******* think so.
Please do us all a favour and kill yourself.
#238 to #215 - alltimetens
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Kill myself? You took it way too far. And my dog literally does nothing more than sit around the house all day. Don't get me wrong, I love my dog to death, and I was only kidding when I said I love my XBox more than I love him. But if you're going to be a bitch (no pun intended), then you my friend, should kill yourself.
#241 to #238 - funferret
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Maybe you should realize then that straight forward comments without saying something "I'm just kidding," tend to be taken seriously.
As the tone of one's voice (verbally spoken tone) cannot be heard when reading a comment.
And yes, I took it way too far, but that's only because of how I act.
#245 to #241 - alltimetens
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I don't say jokes without expecting people to understand that they're nothing more than jokes.

If I knew people wouldn't have understood that I was only joking, then I would have added "just kidding" or something like that towards the end. But I really thought it was obvious that I was not being serious.
#247 to #245 - funferret
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I actually did something similar to you when I first joined FJ.
What I learned was, don't make negative jokes about dogs.
#249 to #247 - alltimetens
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I'm not really that foreign to FunnyJunk. But it really doesn't make sense for it to not be okay to insult dogs, yet we insult women left and right. Then again, this is the internet: where we insult women today, and cry about not being able to get with one tomorrow!
#251 to #249 - funferret
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Eeyup.
#159 - wallacewells
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#162 to #159 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
So?


Who the **** cares?
#180 to #162 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
You must have tons of friends.
#134 - Furubatsu ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
But I prefer cats ._.
#127 - nicoquitemad
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I'm only hating on that lady for what she has against dogs.
#125 - dreadedsin
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(03/20/2013) [-]
What your forgetting, is that diamond is one of the toughest materials on the planet.

But yeah, I would rather have a dog, especially a pug
#124 - alphawolffifteen
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(03/20/2013) [-]
This also shows that women would like to have an item of high monetary value over a loving companion.
#119 - goryheadstump
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Delightful.
#113 - ixcarnifexxi
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Super heated and compressed carbon.
#63 - tacogrenade
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Yes cause we all know women harvest diamonds for lasers .....
#44 - insanefreak ONLINE
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(03/20/2013) [-]
Things that are worth a lot of money are kinda.. funny to me.

Imagine, a disaster hits earth. Only small amounts of food and other provisions required to survive are left.
This guy comes up to you, offering you a bunch of paper, if you in return give him food.
That's what money is people. You can change paper with shiny stones, or most other things that are considered very expensive, such as gems, gold, etc.

The worth of things are determined by how much people are willing to give for it. And we all know that there will always be things that cannot be bought with money, such as true friendship and loyalty.

TL, DR: Our entire money-system is based on trust, and will collapse the moment people don't accept pieces of paper and useless lumps of metal as payment anymore.
#37 - winniedawho
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(03/20/2013) [-]
I think that is the very point of the first speaker.
#2 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
*sigh*
these ******* thumb-whores trying to start ********** make me sick
#1 - iron **User deleted account**
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#12 to #1 - gragasvlad
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(03/20/2013) [-]
the post never tells us to support sexism... it's funny since people like to laugh at other peoples mistakes. there is no damn to call the one that posts it a retard he/she might have feelings or some **** like that.