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#10 - DrBobsPatient
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(03/17/2013) [-]
dang it... can't find the video where it has a couple of turtles after sex and the wife turtle is smoking a cigarette and complains to the husband turtle stating that it was the one thing the male turtle was fast at. aka, same thing as the joke.
#21 to #10 - newmapsofhell
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Don't think this is what you were talking about...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKla5Bhc_eo
#24 to #21 - DrBobsPatient
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(03/18/2013) [-]
IT IS!!! Thanks! I offer you my thumb! Just don't do anything sexual with it.
#29 to #24 - newmapsofhell
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Lol, awesome. Glad I could help.
#3 - vanoreo
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Ha
#106 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Thats a sexual reference. Kill me now
#104 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
it takes the sloth 48 hours to preform sex
#97 - anon
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(03/18/2013) [-]
KERBE?! I missed you! Even if I am Meg (at least in this site, anyway) or anonymous, I always loved your uploads.
#95 - teoferrazzi
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(03/18/2013) [-]
By all intents and purposes, sloths might just take the honors for being every female species’ worst nightmare.
They're not only the world’s laziest animal.
Apparently the only thing they do quickly is sex.
And by quickly, I mean quickly.
The whole mating ritual is done, including foreplay, in about 5 seconds.

source: www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/wanderlust/sex-lives-sloths
#79 - doyoulikeapizza
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(03/18/2013) [-]
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#63 - angelarreaga
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(03/18/2013) [-]
BITCH! just be thankful that I gave you my cock fagget
#62 - rollcore
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(03/18/2013) [-]
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#49 - aerosol
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#48 - aerosol
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(03/18/2013) [-]
Oh ****, KERBE's stuff is back on the front page? It's been a while. Good to see it again.

Come to think of it, there are a lot of former FJ "celebrities" who have been out of commission for quite some time. Shame. I miss some of them.
#46 - lostdagame
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(03/18/2013) [-]
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#51 to #40 - sloths
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(03/18/2013) [-]
i wish i was taking over the internet is just the cats play toy they come and go when they want
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#19 - popkornking
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(03/18/2013) [-]
To incognitio! AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

any .gifs expressing this are appreciated
#18 - twinnedorphan
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(03/18/2013) [-]
funny you should ask, while there is nothing particulary interesting in the way sloths have chao shika pow pow. It's rather interesting that a female sloth lets out a blood-curdling mating call that sounds like a woman shrieking. Immediately, males from as far away as 700 meters began rushing toward the sound, but for a sloth, this single-minded, deliberate movement on the ground gives an excelent view for predators.
#17 - dafuckisthisshit
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(03/18/2013) [-]
the penis goes in the vagina and shes all like oh yes and ur all like damn this feels amazing then u splooge early and she gets pissed and u cry for hours.