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#52 - Schadenfreude
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(03/16/2013) [-]
How does Superman fly faster? Does he clench real hard or something?   
   
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How does Superman fly faster? Does he clench real hard or something?

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#74 to #52 - dengekisushi
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Flatulence.
#2 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account**
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(03/15/2013) [-]
#97 - rieskimo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
This explains why Wonder Woman doesn't want to do him.
#76 - konradkurze
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(03/16/2013) [-]
#70 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Flying is like running, it takes energy to do so.
#75 to #70 - mourningspawn
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(03/16/2013) [-]
not withough gravity
#64 - steamwhistler
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to apply logic to a man who is bullet proof, has laser and x-ray vision, super speed, can fly, can freeze things with his breath and can be completely disguised by a apair of glasses? Nothing else about superman makes sense, why would this?
#61 - kingbulbasaur
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(03/16/2013) [-]
>never exercises
Yeah, like him saving the ******* day every ******* day for 80 years isn't exercise at all.
#36 - maskedhippo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Where is it said that solar energy replaces his need to eat? I'm pretty sure he needs to eat. I seem to remember him remarking on being hungry in an issue of JLA.
#98 to #36 - angelusprimus [OP]
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(03/16/2013) [-]
He doesn't need to eat, he just likes to, and is used to eating.
Fun fact
His favorite food is beef burgundy with ketchup.
#100 to #98 - maskedhippo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Where does it say he doesn't need to eat?
#101 to #100 - angelusprimus [OP]
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Well it has been mentioned fairly often in the comics, dc 1,000,000 it has been said outright, Superman Prime spent nearly milion years in the sun just absorbing its radiation.
#102 to #101 - maskedhippo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Oh.
#39 to #36 - texasredneck
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I agree. Also, if it does replace his need to eat why would he be fat?
#16 - misfitsftw
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(03/16/2013) [-]
kryptonian metabolism
#15 - jayzoo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
the first thing isnt wrong at all
even real people survive only by light
without eating or drinking
this technique is called "Prana" ,google it
#19 to #15 - Blargosnarf
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I did, all I got was a sports wear website and Wikipedia telling me it's some foreign word for life energy...
#20 to #15 - rabaneristo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah... seems legit.
#73 to #15 - CrashingSea
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(03/16/2013) [-]
you do this prana for a couple of weeks and tell us how it worked for ya...
#4 - mhden
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(03/15/2013) [-]
I dont want to be an asshole ... and it is funny ... but just so i get this off me .
He sais ENERGY . We eat , and BURN food to get energy .Superman doesnt have
a need to Eat for energy because he takes in energy from the sun . That doesnt mean he is gona
get fat . Because to get fat you need to have eaten something and convert it to muscle/fat + energy + ****.

#12 to #4 - natabre
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(03/15/2013) [-]
Amen!
#96 - vornic
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Bitch please
#79 - ultimoz
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
#83 to #79 - shenro
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(03/16/2013) [-]
high metabolism, it makes you skinny even if you eat tons
#84 to #83 - ultimoz
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(03/16/2013) [-]
I suppose that's a good thing then.
#88 to #79 - arandomanon
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#89 to #79 - arandomanon ONLINE
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(03/16/2013) [-]
You should be careful. My dad used to do the same and when he reached 30-35, he started to gain weight and now he's overweighted.

However, it's better than my case: I barely eat (once a day or twice) and try to walk, at least, 40 mins a day and I'm kind of fat.
#91 to #79 - cousin
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(03/16/2013) [-]
You got to be careful. From what I remember, if you are not physically fat and eat a **** tonne, the fat wraps around the organs causing them to break down early. Something like that. Watched the documentary about a year ago...
Or it could just be bollocks I dreamt up.
#92 to #91 - ultimoz
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Thats a pretty scary story. Although I don't just eat fatty foods, I eat a lot of healthy stuff. But the fatty foods to healthy foods ratio is quite bad.
#63 - thatoldguy
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Superman's face when he read this post
#55 - garentei
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Not if he's an ectomorph
#29 - quips
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Super-SIZEDMan
#25 - tostito
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(03/16/2013) [-]
but you know, he is a SUPERMAN, he can't be fat
#24 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
SEIZURE TEXT ACTIVATE.
#23 - anon
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(03/16/2013) [-]
The gravity on Krypton in insanely high so while on krypton superman obtained his strength and when arriving on earth the gravity is so low he is light as a feather, but still affected by it.
#72 to #23 - CrashingSea
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(03/16/2013) [-]
except superman was only on krptyon for like... a couple of days before being blasted off as a baby to earth... Gravity doesn't work that way...
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