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#71 - thebrothersmachado (03/16/2013) [-]
He's just packing mass
User avatar #28 - megatrollinator (03/16/2013) [-]
Kryptonian Physiology is different to Human Physiology. Kryptonians don't get fat when they absorb Solar Radiation, because it's not being stored as Fat in their bodies. It's stored and converted in their cells, via a Pseudo-Photosynthesis.
#46 to #28 - Her (03/16/2013) [-]
Finally someone who knows what he's talking about.
Finally someone who knows what he's talking about.
User avatar #93 to #46 - megatrollinator (03/16/2013) [-]
Me no am DC Nerd. Me don't know what me not talking about. Me no thank you for insult.
#97 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
This explains why Wonder Woman doesn't want to do him.
#70 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
Flying is like running, it takes energy to do so.
User avatar #75 to #70 - mourningspawn (03/16/2013) [-]
not withough gravity
User avatar #64 - steamwhistler (03/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to apply logic to a man who is bullet proof, has laser and x-ray vision, super speed, can fly, can freeze things with his breath and can be completely disguised by a apair of glasses? Nothing else about superman makes sense, why would this?
User avatar #61 - kingbulbasaur (03/16/2013) [-]
>never exercises
Yeah, like him saving the ******* day every ******* day for 80 years isn't exercise at all.
User avatar #36 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [-]
Where is it said that solar energy replaces his need to eat? I'm pretty sure he needs to eat. I seem to remember him remarking on being hungry in an issue of JLA.
#98 to #36 - angelusprimus [OP]ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
He doesn't need to eat, he just likes to, and is used to eating.
Fun fact
His favorite food is beef burgundy with ketchup.
User avatar #100 to #98 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [-]
Where does it say he doesn't need to eat?
#101 to #100 - angelusprimus [OP]ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Well it has been mentioned fairly often in the comics, dc 1,000,000 it has been said outright, Superman Prime spent nearly milion years in the sun just absorbing its radiation.
User avatar #102 to #101 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 to #36 - texasredneck (03/16/2013) [-]
I agree. Also, if it does replace his need to eat why would he be fat?
User avatar #16 - misfitsftw (03/16/2013) [-]
kryptonian metabolism
#15 - jayzoo (03/16/2013) [-]
the first thing isnt wrong at all
even real people survive only by light
without eating or drinking
this technique is called "Prana" ,google it
User avatar #19 to #15 - Blargosnarf (03/16/2013) [-]
I did, all I got was a sports wear website and Wikipedia telling me it's some foreign word for life energy...
User avatar #20 to #15 - rabaneristo (03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah... seems legit.
User avatar #73 to #15 - CrashingSea (03/16/2013) [-]
you do this prana for a couple of weeks and tell us how it worked for ya...
User avatar #4 - mhden (03/15/2013) [-]
I dont want to be an asshole ... and it is funny ... but just so i get this off me .
He sais ENERGY . We eat , and BURN food to get energy .Superman doesnt have
a need to Eat for energy because he takes in energy from the sun . That doesnt mean he is gona
get fat . Because to get fat you need to have eaten something and convert it to muscle/fat + energy + **** .

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#96 - vornic (03/16/2013) [-]
Bitch please
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User avatar #55 - garentei (03/16/2013) [-]
Not if he's an ectomorph
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User avatar #25 - tostito (03/16/2013) [-]
but you know, he is a SUPERMAN, he can't be fat
#23 - anon (03/16/2013) [-]
The gravity on Krypton in insanely high so while on krypton superman obtained his strength and when arriving on earth the gravity is so low he is light as a feather, but still affected by it.
User avatar #72 to #23 - CrashingSea (03/16/2013) [-]
except superman was only on krptyon for like... a couple of days before being blasted off as a baby to earth... Gravity doesn't work that way...
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User avatar #10 - Crusader (03/15/2013) [-]
Yes, because a super-powered alien that can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes obviously has the same metabolic rate as a normal human.
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