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#2 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (03/15/2013) [-]
#97 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
This explains why Wonder Woman doesn't want to do him.
User avatar #64 - steamwhistler (03/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to apply logic to a man who is bullet proof, has laser and x-ray vision, super speed, can fly, can freeze things with his breath and can be completely disguised by a apair of glasses? Nothing else about superman makes sense, why would this?
User avatar #61 - kingbulbasaur (03/16/2013) [-]
>never exercises
Yeah, like him saving the ******* day every ******* day for 80 years isn't exercise at all.
User avatar #36 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [-]
Where is it said that solar energy replaces his need to eat? I'm pretty sure he needs to eat. I seem to remember him remarking on being hungry in an issue of JLA.
#98 to #36 - angelusprimus (03/16/2013) [-]
He doesn't need to eat, he just likes to, and is used to eating.
Fun fact
His favorite food is beef burgundy with ketchup.
User avatar #100 to #98 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [-]
Where does it say he doesn't need to eat?
#101 to #100 - angelusprimus (03/16/2013) [-]
Well it has been mentioned fairly often in the comics, dc 1,000,000 it has been said outright, Superman Prime spent nearly milion years in the sun just absorbing its radiation.
User avatar #102 to #101 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #39 to #36 - texasredneck (03/16/2013) [-]
I agree. Also, if it does replace his need to eat why would he be fat?
User avatar #16 - misfitsftw (03/16/2013) [-]
kryptonian metabolism
#15 - jayzoo (03/16/2013) [-]
the first thing isnt wrong at all
even real people survive only by light
without eating or drinking
this technique is called "Prana" ,google it
User avatar #19 to #15 - Blargosnarf (03/16/2013) [-]
I did, all I got was a sports wear website and Wikipedia telling me it's some foreign word for life energy...
User avatar #20 to #15 - rabaneristo (03/16/2013) [-]
Yeah... seems legit.
User avatar #73 to #15 - CrashingSea (03/16/2013) [-]
you do this prana for a couple of weeks and tell us how it worked for ya...
User avatar #4 - mhden (03/15/2013) [-]
I dont want to be an asshole ... and it is funny ... but just so i get this off me .
He sais ENERGY . We eat , and BURN food to get energy .Superman doesnt have
a need to Eat for energy because he takes in energy from the sun . That doesnt mean he is gona
get fat . Because to get fat you need to have eaten something and convert it to muscle/fat + energy + **** .

User avatar #12 to #4 - natabre (03/15/2013) [-]
Amen!
#96 - vornic (03/16/2013) [-]
Bitch please
#79 - ultimoz (03/16/2013) [-]
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
User avatar #83 to #79 - shenro (03/16/2013) [-]
high metabolism, it makes you skinny even if you eat tons
User avatar #84 to #83 - ultimoz (03/16/2013) [-]
I suppose that's a good thing then.
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User avatar #89 to #79 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
You should be careful. My dad used to do the same and when he reached 30-35, he started to gain weight and now he's overweighted.

However, it's better than my case: I barely eat (once a day or twice) and try to walk, at least, 40 mins a day and I'm kind of fat.
User avatar #91 to #79 - cousin ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
You got to be careful. From what I remember, if you are not physically fat and eat a **** tonne, the fat wraps around the organs causing them to break down early. Something like that. Watched the documentary about a year ago...
Or it could just be bollocks I dreamt up.
User avatar #92 to #91 - ultimoz (03/16/2013) [-]
Thats a pretty scary story. Although I don't just eat fatty foods, I eat a lot of healthy stuff. But the fatty foods to healthy foods ratio is quite bad.
#70 - John Cena (03/16/2013) [-]
Flying is like running, it takes energy to do so.
User avatar #75 to #70 - mourningspawn (03/16/2013) [-]
not withough gravity
#63 - thatoldguy (03/16/2013) [-]
Superman's face when he read this post
User avatar #55 - garentei (03/16/2013) [-]
Not if he's an ectomorph
#52 - Schadenfreude (03/16/2013) [-]
How does Superman fly faster? Does he clench real hard or something?   
   
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How does Superman fly faster? Does he clench real hard or something?

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User avatar #74 to #52 - dengekisushi (03/16/2013) [-]
Flatulence.
#29 - quips (03/16/2013) [-]
Super-SIZEDMan
User avatar #25 - tostito (03/16/2013) [-]
but you know, he is a SUPERMAN, he can't be fat
#24 - John Cena (03/16/2013) [-]
SEIZURE TEXT ACTIVATE.
#23 - John Cena (03/16/2013) [-]
The gravity on Krypton in insanely high so while on krypton superman obtained his strength and when arriving on earth the gravity is so low he is light as a feather, but still affected by it.
User avatar #72 to #23 - CrashingSea (03/16/2013) [-]
except superman was only on krptyon for like... a couple of days before being blasted off as a baby to earth... Gravity doesn't work that way...
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