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#71 - thebrothersmachado (03/16/2013) [-]
He's just packing mass
#52 - Schadenfreude (03/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How does Superman fly faster? Does he clench real hard or something?   
   
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How does Superman fly faster? Does he clench real hard or something?

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User avatar #74 to #52 - dengekisushi (03/16/2013) [-]
Flatulence.
#97 - rieskimo (03/16/2013) [-]
This explains why Wonder Woman doesn't want to do him.
#70 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Flying is like running, it takes energy to do so.
User avatar #75 to #70 - mourningspawn (03/16/2013) [-]
not withough gravity
User avatar #64 - steamwhistler (03/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to apply logic to a man who is bullet proof, has laser and x-ray vision, super speed, can fly, can freeze things with his breath and can be completely disguised by a apair of glasses? Nothing else about superman makes sense, why would this?
User avatar #61 - kingbulbasaur (03/16/2013) [-]
>never exercises
Yeah, like him saving the ******* day every ******* day for 80 years isn't exercise at all.
User avatar #36 - maskedhippo (03/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Where is it said that solar energy replaces his need to eat? I'm pretty sure he needs to eat. I seem to remember him remarking on being hungry in an issue of JLA.
User avatar #16 - misfitsftw (03/16/2013) [-]
kryptonian metabolism
#15 - jayzoo (03/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the first thing isnt wrong at all
even real people survive only by light
without eating or drinking
this technique is called "Prana" ,google it
User avatar #4 - mhden (03/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I dont want to be an asshole ... and it is funny ... but just so i get this off me .
He sais ENERGY . We eat , and BURN food to get energy .Superman doesnt have
a need to Eat for energy because he takes in energy from the sun . That doesnt mean he is gona
get fat . Because to get fat you need to have eaten something and convert it to muscle/fat + energy + **** .

#79 - ultimoz (03/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
I eat all day and never excercise, I'm not fat. This is kind of worrying, I feel one day all of my fat is just building up and then it's going to suddenly release overnight.
#63 - thatoldguy (03/16/2013) [-]
Superman's face when he read this post
User avatar #58 - onederman ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Really? If he gets energy from the sun and therefore doesn't eat at all, he should be just skin and bones.
User avatar #55 - garentei (03/16/2013) [-]
Not if he's an ectomorph
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#24 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
SEIZURE TEXT ACTIVATE.
#23 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The gravity on Krypton in insanely high so while on krypton superman obtained his strength and when arriving on earth the gravity is so low he is light as a feather, but still affected by it.
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User avatar #10 - Crusader ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
Yes, because a super-powered alien that can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes obviously has the same metabolic rate as a normal human.
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