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#516 - diegotan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Everyone knows Tibet is the true power.
Everyone knows Tibet is the true power.
#494 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I think that US's leg should be some fatass leg with elephant poo on the top.. and i mean a huge pile of elephant poo.
#505 to #494 - arrogant
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I'm no american, but that is a whole new level of retarded and not funny
I'm no american, but that is a whole new level of retarded and not funny
#510 to #505 - xzynth
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(03/09/2013) [-]
FYI the next season GOT is out in less than a month!
#578 to #510 - arrogant
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Yep. I'm getting excited :)
#579 to #578 - xzynth
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I got excited by just whatching that gif. Currently doing a rerun of season 1 and 2 so I'm prepared for season 3. Recomendable!
#369 - ninjapuppies
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I bet that if Korea launched a missile US would just shoot it down before it got very far

MFW that happens
#384 to #369 - tffan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
First they have to get it off the launch pad before it explodes. Every attempt they have made to test a long distant rocket has ended in some sort of failure.
#417 to #384 - pandation
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(03/09/2013) [-]
That was several months ago. The US have confirmed that N.K have developed missiles that can be successfully launched from the back of trucks that are street legal sized. This doesn't mean a lot to U.S at the moment but it is a reason for concern due to their developing missile program but also for South Korea because they are absolutely in range at all times and perhaps Japan. Just saying, they are getting better at becoming a threat and soon shouldn't be ignored. They are a problem that needs to be addressed soon
#389 to #384 - ninjapuppies
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(03/09/2013) [-]
If they did. I'm sure the US has some sort of counter measure. If not, then that's to bad
#395 to #389 - mugigs
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(03/09/2013) [-]
They have tested the US' ability to shoot down missiles they succeed about like 4/5 of the time.
#397 to #395 - ninjapuppies
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(03/09/2013) [-]
That good to know.
#353 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
why doesn't the U.S. just invade North Korea anyway? we could use some more revenue anyway, and with the most powerful military in the world, why do we keep solving other peoples problems and not our own? if they try to nuke South Korea or anyone else, we just shoot the cold war-era piece of **** down. problem solved.
#363 to #353 - noopinion
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(03/09/2013) [-]
North Korea has truce pacts with some other countries(I forget which) and war with them is war with the others.
#368 to #363 - dutchbag
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(03/09/2013) [-]
If North Korea is the agressor China has said not to help, and that's the main problem. We could change the war in a mop-up operation in a week.
#367 to #363 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
the only one with any real offensive (or defensive) capabilities is china because no one wants to deal with NK's ****.
#400 to #353 - itsbendingtime
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Because North Korea's main ally is China..
#402 to #400 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
not for long. I meant when china dumps their sorry ass, but I should have specified. reading my comment again, I really should have worded it better. ****.
#405 to #402 - itsbendingtime
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(03/09/2013) [-]
China has said they will not support NK if they are the aggressors, which is why it's all frozen in a stalemate at the moment.
SK and the US want to destroy NK, but can't attack first because then China will get involved on NK's side, which is bad news for everyone.
NK wants to destroy or take over SK, but can't attack first because then they will lose the support of China.
All that is going on now is saber rattling as each side tries to bait the other into attacking first.
#415 to #405 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
yeah, but china is going to leave them if they ever get a nuke. that has been said as well. also, they don't have UN approval, so if they do manage get a nuke, they will be neck-deep in ****. so either they go bankrupt, or lose their only useful ally and have half the world up their ass. or probably just the US. they have no way out other than to say sorry and quit while they're ahead.
#448 to #415 - itsbendingtime
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Nope, NK already has nukes... Did you not hear that they detonated one as a "test" last month?
They've had nuclear weapons for quite a while now.
#463 to #448 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
failed launch(they were going for a cruise missile, anything else would be pointless), successful detonation. I could build one with the right materials, they aren't that complicated. you can find blueprints online if you want. I found them in an old boy scouts manual. along with simplified blueprints for breeder and fission reactors. working with nuclear materials is easy if you don't care about safety or sustainability.
#495 to #463 - itsbendingtime
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(03/09/2013) [-]
They had a successful rocket launch as well, claimed it was just to put a satellite in space but if they can do that they can launch a long range missile.
They also managed to completely contain all radioactive material from their most recent test so that other countries couldn't figure out if it was a plutonium or uranium bomb.
NK's nuclear technology is not something to simply be dismissed, it's a serious threat (to south korea at least.)
#416 to #415 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
damn two extra commas... need to proofread more.
#443 to #353 - thebiggartner
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(03/09/2013) [-]
well ill give you reasons
1.there are alot of civilians in north korea that would die
2. they have bombs and maybe even nuclear missiles
3.north korea has a huge army (not compared to Usa, but it can still do some damage to american troops that would try to invade...)

So alot of people would die on both sides and noone is interested in that... youve played to much CoD
#456 to #443 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
1.)collateral damage happens. get over it, people don't matter that much.
2.)they use cold-war era technology. their unguided missiles have an effective range of about 80 miles, and a single F-14 could destroy every one.
3.)so did Germany. we ignored their threats, paid for it dearly, and still kicked their ass

actually, both sides want that, they just don't want to lose. I also don't play CoD or Battlefield, I think they are over-simplified because no one has the reflexes or intelligence to play anything else and I want STORY in my game. if I want a shooter I will **** around on TF2 or Arma until I get bored(about 20 minutes). most of what I do is train for marine force recon, as I am enlisting after the summer quarter.
#288 - slowbroking
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#187 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah because last time you fought in Korea, back when you actually were the hegemonic superpower that's exactly how it turned out. Yea umOK.
#199 to #187 - ivoryhammer
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Well seeing that NK was backed up by China during the Korean war and we still kept South Korea liberated, I'd say you have no idea what you're talking about, but you're an anon so more likely than not you're just a wannabe troll
#198 to #187 - ragingflamingos
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(03/09/2013) [-]
1. The US is still a superpower. Our navy is the Queen Bitch of the seas.

2. We were kicking North Korea's ass until CHINA. And btw, China is in the process of disowning NK. They even approved the sanctions being passed against them in the UN.
#184 - buttgauges
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Ffs if North Korea tries anything China will slap them around and put them back in their place.
#174 - vizz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Then the Us realised that missile was filled with smallpox
#200 to #174 - ivoryhammer
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(03/09/2013) [-]
A disease that has a cure that is readily available in almost every first world country? Jesus Christ how horrifying.
#413 to #200 - ziplockedtie
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#251 to #200 - vizz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
What about super strains developed in bio warfare labs that have an immunity to current cures?
#87 - mykoira
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(03/09/2013) [-]
+ fifth where U.S kick N-Korea out of screen
#83 - elmoose **User deleted account**
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(03/08/2013) [-]
if one of north Korea nukes were to hit New York the blast would be so small i wouldn't even get to central park
#182 to #83 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
>implying they would be able to launch a missile w/o it malfunctioning 100ft from the pad.
#500 - UberAndrew
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I doubt North Korea would actually start anything, they'd have to realize they'd be starting a war they couldn't win.
Even though the world likes to joke about America they are not someone you want to go to war with, the 'war' wouldn't take very long at all.
#517 to #500 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan.......
I disagree ^
your record of meddling is quite impressive though, WWI WWII etc.
America would kick N.Korea's ass though, yes.
#539 to #517 - warlike
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Stupid anon, America won the war in Iraq. They killed Saddam and set up a new gov. Win.

And as for meddling, without our support in WWI or WWII, there would've been a very slim chance of the Allies winning.
#406 - kureizikitsune
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I have never liked N. Koreans. I hope the US totally ***** their **** up. I am even willing to give a hand.
#446 to #406 - tyraxio
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(03/09/2013) [-]
If I could be promised to take out Kim Jong-un personally, even I would go to that war. And I'm a pacifistic hippie ****.
#343 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
we're all going to die because you idiots think a nuclear war can be won.
#347 to #343 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
yeah, North Korea will be bankrupt by their third attempt at making a nuke, and they don't have the technology, funds, manpower, or knowledge to make one. they are using decommissioned, cold war missiles, anyway. we could shoot those down within minutes of them being launched
#352 to #347 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Won't they still go off? It doesn't matter to me if the nukes are crap or not if it goes off "ANYWHERE" we loose, humanity will loose, the earth will loose.
#355 to #352 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
no, nuclear warheads need to be triggered. if they are impact-triggered, then the tip needs to contact with the rest of the warhead intact. if you aim right, no problem. if you aim wrong, the missile is too high for it to be much of an issue except for EMP. however, most nukes are programmed not to detonate until they reach their GPS-designated target
#356 to #352 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
also, there are plenty of places it could detonate with no ramifications. how the hell do you think they test the damn things?
#280 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
If there wasn't China, NK would be gone long ago. If NK decides to nuke any country, China would just be like; 'we've got nothing to do with this country'.
#313 to #280 - asschwitz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
They're already starting to move away from them.
#262 - peanutbitter
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#238 - Holyshizznips
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Could someone update a poor lazy soul on what the **** those crazy lil ***** are doing?
#258 to #238 - tombombadil
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Recently did an underground nuclear test, and said that they would nuke us if the UN passed the new sanctions.
#293 to #258 - Holyshizznips
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I knew about that. Thought there might have been something else. Thanks!
#220 - smercenary
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(03/09/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures
This amazing me so much.
The next best army isn't even a 1/3rd
#237 to #220 - Spavaloo
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(03/09/2013) [-]
When you consider the fact that the United States currently has 12(!) aircraft supercarriers, four of which are in constant service at any given time, and that any one of these could annihilate the military and capitol of a small country, solo, then you start to see why the military expenditures get so large. Those supercarriers are just one part of our navy, too.

#248 to #237 - smercenary
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah and we also have enough bombs to level the earth twice.

It's a little bit scary but the weaponry could have been put in worse hands if you ask me.
#201 - tehnoobpwnzor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
is it just me who gives negative ***** about all of this? (pic unrelated)
#275 to #201 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I don't mean to sound like a faggot, but this is a very serious situation and it really shouldn't be taken lightly.
#544 to #275 - tehnoobpwnzor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
i have an absence of ***** to give about near everything aslong as those around me who i care about are happy then all is well if they're not then i'd rather focus on them than the news
#202 to #201 - alawabidingcitizen
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(03/09/2013) [-]
So all of this is GIVING you the *****?

You might need a doctor...
#203 to #202 - tehnoobpwnzor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
you must have not read the word NEGATIVE applied in the way of less than zero
#205 to #203 - alawabidingcitizen
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Ok.

Yep.

I see what happened here.

Sorry about that.

Carry on.
#211 to #205 - tehnoobpwnzor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
gave you thumbs, that pic made me laugh
#213 to #211 - alawabidingcitizen
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro.
Will do the same for helping me realize a mistake.
#196 - itzropey
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(03/09/2013) [-]
God why is this posted like every week......
#177 - JENNAY
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(03/09/2013) [-]
N. Korea can barely even hit their own launch pad let alone another country