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#128 - coolioplasm
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(03/09/2013) [-]
That guy is obviously a freaking dirty damn pedophile
That guy is obviously a freaking dirty damn pedophile
#180 to #128 - hippymofuka
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#137 to #128 - mattdoggy ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
broken gifs?   
broken gifs!
broken gifs?
broken gifs!
#138 to #137 - mattdoggy ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
this one is broken but i like how it makes it look creepier
this one is broken but i like how it makes it look creepier
#145 to #137 - anon
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(03/09/2013) [-]
No. No broken gifs. Asshole.
#185 to #145 - meuk
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#146 to #128 - kingarturi ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#132 to #128 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#34 - buckyforever
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(03/08/2013) [-]
So what did you guys kill Alduin with? I used a custom daedra warhammer.
#97 to #34 - eddiethead
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(03/09/2013) [-]
My first time I killed him with my daedric sword, which I named Max's Shiv.
#99 to #34 - zanea ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Enchanted ebony battleaxe
#101 to #34 - Kommando
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(03/09/2013) [-]
first time: fireballs

second time: 2 dragonbone maces.
#35 to #34 - satrenkotheone
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Fists...
#60 to #35 - dickbewt
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Ebony bow (Enchanted with fire)
And A **** load of Daedric Arrows.
#63 to #60 - satrenkotheone
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Fists are superior....
#44 to #34 - Natendragon
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Custom Daedra 1-Handed axe.
#54 to #34 - whitie
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(03/09/2013) [-]
1st time, Ebony blade
#61 to #34 - antowonn
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(03/09/2013) [-]
wuuthrad

i think that's how you spell it
#45 to #34 - reican
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I killed him with a fine placed arrow in his mouth.
#55 to #34 - masdercheef
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I haven't finished my latest character yet, but know that one day the legendary Jimmy Facedecker shall destroy Alduin using only his Divines-given hands.
#56 to #55 - nsfwlurkmore
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I did that already.
#49 to #34 - orrihaa
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(03/09/2013) [-]
steel sword
#59 to #34 - tffan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I killed him with this.
#84 to #59 - darkangeloffire ONLINE
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Holy ****, that's an awesome mod
#65 to #59 - Juggalofourtwenty
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Is that a mod?
#70 to #65 - tffan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Yeah it is. You can get it here.

skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/2699
#67 to #65 - delivering
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(03/09/2013) [-]
What do you think?
#51 to #34 - dikslapping
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Storm call Shout. Then everyone got pissed at me because they got struck by lightning too.
#48 to #34 - supahsayin
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#69 to #34 - weinerdick
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Iron warhammer
#62 to #34 - antowonn
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(03/09/2013) [-]
working on becoming super high level so i can beat him with my bare fists
#41 to #34 - jamesisawesome
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Fire.
#43 to #41 - haloforlife
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(03/08/2013) [-]
swag
#58 to #34 - burdenedsoul
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I've killed him four times
first with a daedric sword with a fire enchantment and smithed up to legendary
second with a glass bow with fiery soultrap enchantment, smithed up to legendary and using ebony arrows
third time was with a well placed thunderbolt spell as he was flying around
fourth was with a dragonbone bow with dragonbone arrows, smithed up to legendary, and with fire and fiery soultrap enchantments

next time I go for him I'll be using something I'll summon, probably a dremora lord and/or an atronach, 'cause for that character I use mostly conjuration
#154 to #34 - zorororonoa
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I used Mehrunes (or however the **** you spell it) Razor and got the insta-kill on the second hit. So I killed Alduin in 2 ******* hits. Proudest moment in my gaming life.
#53 to #34 - Davidowns
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Two legendary deadric maces. Six hits, normal difficulty. Alduin went down like a BITCH!
#199 to #34 - PlagueDoctor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
iron dagger with a fire enchantment.
Get on ma level
#39 to #34 - Wimbles [OP]
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(03/08/2013) [-]
Lots of fire.
#110 to #34 - halor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Custom Daedric greatsword both times...second time i enchanted it and caused untold horrors to his soul
#79 to #34 - foelkera
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(03/09/2013) [-]
hands
hands
#175 - rollcore
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(03/09/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at Title **
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#207 to #175 - tuckthisphit
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(03/09/2013) [-]
BEST
GIF
EVER
#211 - diegotan
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Skyrim is awesome. Who wouldn't want to live in a land, where simple farmers go battle dragons, when their hometown is attacked?
#213 to #211 - tyraxio
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(03/09/2013) [-]
In fact, you are not a farmer. The first thing Tulius (I think his name is) tells you if you choose to be a Nord, is that "this was a bad time for you to come home to Skyrim" and in the wagon on your way to Helgen it is made pretty clear that you were captured on the border trying to cross into Skyrim.
#220 to #213 - yutakenusername
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I think he's talking about the regular people in the town, such as farmers, that go and attack the dragons when they come.
#221 to #220 - tyraxio
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Oh. Right. Heh.
#94 - thatissogross
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I hate that faggot!
#142 to #94 - paraplegichedgehog
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(03/09/2013) [-]
hey hey hey, buddy what the hell did the Dragonborn ever do to you?
#218 - fizzor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Shopkeeper's FW
#165 - patyboyz
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(03/09/2013) [-]
#81 - slashendrix
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(03/09/2013) [-]
The Dragonborn could get almost half of that by just taking the coins from the counter.
#102 - Dwarf
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(03/09/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at i've watched enough hentai ** Okay, rant time. On Pawn Stars, people go in their with some item and they're always like, "I want 10 grand for it." "A buck fifty is the best I can do." "Well, if that's the most I can get, I'd rather just donate it to a museum or something." *****, you just went from getting $1.50 to nothing. NOTHING. $1.50 > $0. Museums don't pay for their ****. WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING, YOU STUPID ****!?!? And that is what really grinds my gears.
#143 to #102 - kagji
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(03/09/2013) [-]
because if you sell it to them, you are supporting their business. even though they basically just stole you **** from you
#105 to #102 - greatgatsby
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(03/09/2013) [-]
actually museums do buy pieces if they are of significant historical value, that is why there are so many fundraisers for historical societies.

And if I did have a historical item and was being offered one dollar for it, hell yeah I would donate it, I'd rather feel good about giving it to people who would appreciate it than hand it over to those hicks who would sell it at ten times the value. $1.50 can't buy anything these days.
#106 to #105 - Zeigh
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Completely agree, I don't know why you got thumbed down.
#33 - jalthelas
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(03/08/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at i dont know what to title this **
#151 to #33 - blahblarg
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Is that a real card?
#189 - thekingofop **User deleted account**
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#227 to #189 - dementedllama
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(03/09/2013) [-]
It's a pawn shop..if you go there expecting even a fraction of and item's full value you're a moron.
#170 - ileenover
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(03/09/2013) [-]
semi related
#167 - metalpersian
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(03/09/2013) [-]
and that's when I slice the ******** head off and steal his money.
#76 - albinodogcrap
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Do you even speech?
#125 - drblargh
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#111 - AcornShouter
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(03/09/2013) [-]
**AcornShouter rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Trying to get someones attention **
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#82 - Crusader
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(03/09/2013) [-]
I get that their jokes, but seriously, sometimes I think you guys are ignorant to the fact that, even if it is a fake show, they are still at least pretending to run a business, and you don't have a successful pawn shop if you keep giving everyone lots of money for their stuff, you barter, you haggle and you try to buy low and sell high.
#198 to #82 - PlagueDoctor
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(03/09/2013) [-]
apparantly its partually real. that rly blew me away.

and i was sooo happy abt it
#173 - kharjo
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(03/09/2013) [-]
Who needs the sword when you've got me?
#248 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Next time don't go to Gold And Silver Pawn.....
#245 - anon
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(03/28/2013) [-]
Max out your speech like I did, stolen baskets can bring in a profit. Also, that looks a lot like the Ebony Blade, the Dragonbane is the one that has the lightning affect that looks like it's straight out of Dead Island.