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#86 - sscuba
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(03/06/2013) [-]
#14 - iforgetwhattosay
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in my fever dream last night lincoln almost violated me sexually, but he got arrested first. that wasn't even the scariest part. for a brief moment there i think i had a vagina in my dream. i hate fever dreams.
#32 to #14 - EvilNutter
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why would having a vagina be a bad thing? you could literally violate your own dreams then


i have issues
#103 - shaddz
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Correction, he will build a time machine
#109 to #103 - randumbgamer
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Well no he would have already have had to already go back in time to be lincoln otherwise we wouldnt even know who that is
#111 to #109 - shaddz
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you seem to have a misconception of time, he may have built one in his past as Lincoln but that is still both ours and the current bills future.
#112 to #111 - randumbgamer
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well no it would create a sort of paradox effect where lincoln only exsits because bill nye went back in time and became him, if he still had to build the time machine then there would have to be one that we would not know about exsisting because he hasnt gone back in time to become lincoln, if it was lincoln who built the machine and went forward to become bill nye then the time machine would have already been made. There is no scenerio where the time machine has not yet been made and we can still know who both people are becuase one of them only came to be through the other one time traaveling
#113 to #112 - shaddz
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ok I did type a whole parallel universe vs time/fate concept however that was too lengthy so I will go with the other point, bill nye as lincoln is dead and did not make the machine in our past rather he moved it there so it would not yet be invented nor retrievable other than by its source which has not created it yet and even with the capabilities of coming to this time has already chosen the "fate" route of the past time period negating its effect within our time, therefor until bill would disappear in its testing in this theoretical scenario he has not yet built it.
#114 to #113 - randumbgamer
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Well that just kinda seems like it over complicates things. Why not just have bill nyecreate the time machine go back in time, be lincoln then fake his own assasination. Then return to the moment he left and continue as the bill we have now.
#115 to #114 - shaddz
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maybe he sacrificed himself for a cause he believed in making him a greater man, over complicated is what time travel is, science is science you don't simplify it because you want to make it easier, that is called religion.
#116 to #115 - randumbgamer
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I was just saying that the other way seems alot easier, science is also based on going the most logical route, not choosing the most complicated way becasue its cooler and all sci-fi. Regardless i dont really care anyways, good day
#117 to #116 - shaddz
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haha well you care mistaking logic and simplicity for the same thing and no I am not choosing it because it seems cooler I am choosing it because I am working towards a doctorate and I am all scientific, it makes sense to both me and my friend who has just received his bachelors in Physics, I found the discussion interesting even if your points were founded on opinion but I do tend to enjoy discussing the finer points of theoretical scientific ability, thank you for the conversation and have a good one.
#118 to #117 - randumbgamer
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Im not saying it doesnt sense but regardless, yes it was a good conversation and thank you for clearing up what you meant in the first comment with actual responses rather then just calling me a retard or something.
#119 to #118 - shaddz
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my pleasure I don't like calling people out who seem to have the courtesy of making a polite response, need more people to grow up a little and things would be far more pleasant.
#79 - BeaverBalls
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#110 - clittyrubquick
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#99 - trolololer
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#98 - owmowmow
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(03/06/2013) [-]
At the rate science and technology is moving these days, for a second I thought that actually happened. I fail.
#97 - Stralle
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(03/06/2013) [-]
i don't think hed do that he's got a history of being somewhat racist
#93 - antisocialtwilight
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(03/06/2013) [-]
Great, now I'm imagining Bill Nye with lasers and a Lincoln outfit annihilating the Confederacy to the Doctor Who theme song.
#89 - jonobono
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**jonobono rolls 50**
#90 to #89 - jonobono
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#83 - sirbutterballs
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Even though the only reason Abe Lincoln freed the slave is because the South was making too much of a profit off of slavery and he didn't want the south to be so powerful
#81 - mayomanmaster
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#74 - mrfourtysevenman
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(03/06/2013) [-]
if you dont think thats the tightest **** ever get the **** out my face
#70 - osirusrising
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(03/06/2013) [-]
I think you guys are missing the joke.
#36 - nucularwar
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Mary Todd Lincoln found out and went crazy because she couldn't cope
#30 - kontraband
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#29 - anon
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#13 - psykobear
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I know it's just a joke, but I don't care.
Abraham Lincoln existed as a child and as a young man.
#11 - anon
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(03/06/2013) [-]
someone should have stopped him
#3 - bossauce
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But if he got shot by John Wilkes Booth then how did he get back?
But if he got shot by John Wilkes Booth then how did he get back?
#5 to #3 - deaththekidkun [OP] ONLINE
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Cause John Wilkes Booth is a BaSiC BiTcH
#6 to #3 - jewsburninindaoven
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When he was born, he learned of Abraham Lincoln's death. Then he discovered it was really his future death. So he went into the future and cloned himself and then traveled back to the present to have his clone take his place in the real world so he could go back to free the slaves.
#67 to #6 - Davidowns
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Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
#7 to #6 - bossauce
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Everything makes sense now
Everything makes sense now
#68 to #7 - Davidowns
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Think about it this way, he didn't go back in time yet. Eh?
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#15 to #3 - nerdicorn
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He went back.....