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#85 - murdocisgod has deleted their comment [-]
#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#81 - mistahlegend (02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
#74 - kirafivefoursix (02/20/2013) [-]
That one about your mom blowing your dad and kissing you made me crack the fak up
#73 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
inb4?

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
#69 - bigredthunder (02/20/2013) [-]
These really **** up my day.
User avatar #67 - galkawhm (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
User avatar #45 - gijezza (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
#40 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
ohhh **** !!! my thongue! O.o
wtf
User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
User avatar #20 - thereisaguy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Classic FJ......riiight.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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