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#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#81 - mistahlegend (02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
User avatar #77 - sepheroth (02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
User avatar #67 - galkawhm (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#66 - Lmaoplanes ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
#65 - dillmike (02/20/2013) [-]
**dillmike rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Damon is Family... **
#58 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
User avatar #57 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [-]
What about seeing sparkles on every wall you look at.
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#36 - dagramcraka ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#32 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
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User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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