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#83 - lolyusomad
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
#88 to #83 - hairyjonson
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(02/20/2013) [-]
it fj comment section so no
#80 - penismunchernohomo
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I was sitting with one leg in my chair, the other on the floor, and my left hand on my nuts.
#77 - sepheroth
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(02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
#76 - rodiganschmidt
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(02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#73 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
inb4?

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
#66 - Lmaoplanes
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
#62 - whiteblob
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
#60 - anthonyh
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#57 - codyxvasco
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(02/20/2013) [-]
What about seeing sparkles on every wall you look at.
#56 - xgeneration
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Didn't happen to me.
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#49 - Smidgit
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(02/20/2013) [-]
jokes on you OP I'm lying on my bed
#45 - gijezza
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(02/20/2013) [-]
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
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#36 - dagramcraka
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#33 - pianoasis
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(02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#22 - justcauseimjesus
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(02/19/2013) [-]
**** you, my mouth tastes of cereal.
#21 - ColonelHansLanda
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
#13 - aahrg
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(02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.