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#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
User avatar #77 - sepheroth (02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
User avatar #76 - rodiganschmidt (02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#75 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#69 - bigredthunder (02/20/2013) [-]
These really **** up my day.
#65 - dillmike (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
User avatar #56 - xgeneration ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Didn't happen to me.
sumtingwong
User avatar #50 - TheRealNinjaa (02/20/2013) [-]
The jaw one actually really got me :L
User avatar #45 - gijezza (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#32 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
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#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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