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#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
User avatar #77 - sepheroth ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
User avatar #76 - rodiganschmidt (02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#73 - fefe (02/20/2013) [-]

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
#66 - Lmaoplanes (02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
User avatar #56 - xgeneration ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Didn't happen to me.
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User avatar #45 - gijezza (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
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User avatar #22 - justcauseimjesus (02/19/2013) [-]
**** you, my mouth tastes of cereal.
#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.

I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
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