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#81 - mistahlegend (02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
#80 - penismunchernohomo (02/20/2013) [-]
I was sitting with one leg in my chair, the other on the floor, and my left hand on my nuts.
User avatar #76 - rodiganschmidt (02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#75 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#73 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
inb4?

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
User avatar #63 - dxninjaxo (02/20/2013) [-]
Think about your penis with the foreskin pulled back so it's just the 2 little bumps..... now put a piece of paper in between and slowly pull back and forth and go quicker and quicker.
User avatar #62 - whiteblob (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
User avatar #56 - xgeneration (02/20/2013) [-]
Didn't happen to me.
sumtingwong
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#40 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
ohhh **** !!! my thongue! O.o
wtf
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#32 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
User avatar #27 - razzr (02/19/2013) [-]
make it stop!!!111111
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#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
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