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#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

#74 - kirafivefoursix (02/20/2013) [-]
That one about your mom blowing your dad and kissing you made me crack the fak up
#73 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
#69 - bigredthunder (02/20/2013) [-]
These really **** up my day.
User avatar #67 - galkawhm ONLINE (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#66 - Lmaoplanes (02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
User avatar #62 - whiteblob (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
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#40 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
ohhh **** !!! my thongue! O.o
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#32 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
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#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #20 - thereisaguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Classic FJ......riiight.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.

I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
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