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#85 - murdocisgod has deleted their comment [-]
#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#81 - mistahlegend (02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
#80 - penismunchernohomo (02/20/2013) [-]
I was sitting with one leg in my chair, the other on the floor, and my left hand on my nuts.
User avatar #77 - sepheroth (02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
User avatar #76 - rodiganschmidt ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#75 - Womens Study Major (02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - Womens Study Major (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
User avatar #57 - codyxvasco ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
What about seeing sparkles on every wall you look at.
User avatar #56 - xgeneration (02/20/2013) [-]
Didn't happen to me.
sumtingwong
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User avatar #50 - TheRealNinjaa (02/20/2013) [-]
The jaw one actually really got me :L
User avatar #49 - Smidgit (02/20/2013) [-]
jokes on you OP I'm lying on my bed
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User avatar #20 - thereisaguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Classic FJ......riiight.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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