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#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [-]
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
User avatar #88 to #83 - hairyjonson (02/20/2013) [-]
it fj comment section so no
#75 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#74 - kirafivefoursix (02/20/2013) [-]
That one about your mom blowing your dad and kissing you made me crack the fak up
#73 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
inb4?

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
#69 - bigredthunder (02/20/2013) [-]
These really **** up my day.
User avatar #67 - galkawhm (02/20/2013) [-]
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#70 to #67 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
A Girlfriend, one of which you do not have.
User avatar #72 to #70 - galkawhm (02/20/2013) [-]
You are right about that anon. I have a boyfriend instead.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
User avatar #57 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [-]
What about seeing sparkles on every wall you look at.
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User avatar #50 - TheRealNinjaa (02/20/2013) [-]
The jaw one actually really got me :L
User avatar #49 - Smidgit (02/20/2013) [-]
jokes on you OP I'm lying on my bed
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#32 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
User avatar #27 - razzr (02/19/2013) [-]
make it stop!!!111111
User avatar #22 - justcauseimjesus (02/19/2013) [-]
**** you, my mouth tastes of cereal.
#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #20 - thereisaguy (02/19/2013) [-]
Classic FJ......riiight.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
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