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#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#81 - mistahlegend (02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
User avatar #67 - galkawhm (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#66 - Lmaoplanes (02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
#65 - dillmike (02/20/2013) [-]
**dillmike rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Damon is Family... **
User avatar #63 - dxninjaxo (02/20/2013) [-]
Think about your penis with the foreskin pulled back so it's just the 2 little bumps..... now put a piece of paper in between and slowly pull back and forth and go quicker and quicker.
User avatar #62 - whiteblob (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
User avatar #57 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [-]
What about seeing sparkles on every wall you look at.
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
User avatar #27 - razzr (02/19/2013) [-]
make it stop!!!111111
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User avatar #22 - justcauseimjesus (02/19/2013) [-]
Fuck you, my mouth tastes of cereal.
#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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