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#85 - murdocisgod has deleted their comment [-]
#83 - lolyusomad (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#69 - bigredthunder (02/20/2013) [-]
These really **** up my day.
User avatar #67 - galkawhm (02/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#66 - Lmaoplanes (02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
#65 - dillmike (02/20/2013) [-]
**dillmike rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Damon is Family... **
User avatar #63 - dxninjaxo (02/20/2013) [-]
Think about your penis with the foreskin pulled back so it's just the 2 little bumps..... now put a piece of paper in between and slowly pull back and forth and go quicker and quicker.
User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
User avatar #27 - razzr (02/19/2013) [-]
make it stop!!!111111
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User avatar #22 - justcauseimjesus (02/19/2013) [-]
**** you, my mouth tastes of cereal.
#21 - ColonelHansLanda (02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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