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#85 - murdocisgod
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#83 - lolyusomad
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I saw this on reddit last week.

Problem?
#88 to #83 - hairyjonson
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(02/20/2013) [-]
it fj comment section so no
#82 - turbodoosh
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#81 - mistahlegend
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(02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
#80 - penismunchernohomo
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I was sitting with one leg in my chair, the other on the floor, and my left hand on my nuts.
#77 - sepheroth
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(02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
#67 - galkawhm
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(02/20/2013) [-]
My mouth tastes like mountain dew and my tongue is never in an uncomfortable position.

Also, who is this "her" that I should be thinking about?
#70 to #67 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
A Girlfriend, one of which you do not have.
#72 to #70 - galkawhm
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(02/20/2013) [-]
You are right about that anon. I have a boyfriend instead.
#66 - Lmaoplanes
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
#63 - dxninjaxo
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Think about your penis with the foreskin pulled back so it's just the 2 little bumps..... now put a piece of paper in between and slowly pull back and forth and go quicker and quicker.
#62 - whiteblob
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
#51 - richiehf
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#49 - Smidgit
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(02/20/2013) [-]
jokes on you OP I'm lying on my bed
#45 - gijezza
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(02/20/2013) [-]
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
#47 to #45 - maskedmask
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#40 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
ohhh ****!!! my thongue! O.o
wtf
#36 - dagramcraka ONLINE
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#21 - ColonelHansLanda
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I actually can't see my nose unless I actually look down. Sucks having this tiny thing on my face.
#20 - thereisaguy ONLINE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Classic FJ......riiight.
#13 - aahrg
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(02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.