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#81 - mistahlegend
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(02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
#80 - penismunchernohomo
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I was sitting with one leg in my chair, the other on the floor, and my left hand on my nuts.
#77 - sepheroth
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(02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
#76 - rodiganschmidt
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(02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#75 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#73 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
inb4?

This was a repost before you said you were already expecting (inb4) a repost.
Therefore, OP can not be ''inb4''.
#65 - dillmike
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(02/20/2013) [-]
**dillmike rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Damon is Family... **
#63 - dxninjaxo
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Think about your penis with the foreskin pulled back so it's just the 2 little bumps..... now put a piece of paper in between and slowly pull back and forth and go quicker and quicker.
#62 - whiteblob
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
#60 - anthonyh
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme
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(02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
#58 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
HA I'm not wearing clothes.
#40 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
ohhh ****!!! my thongue! O.o
wtf
#35 - poptartans
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#33 - pianoasis
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(02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#32 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
#27 - razzr
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(02/19/2013) [-]
make it stop!!!111111
#26 - ttallonn
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#22 - justcauseimjesus
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(02/19/2013) [-]
**** you, my mouth tastes of cereal.
#3 - tastycrisps
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually