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#82 - turbodoosh (02/20/2013) [-]
I read it all in this voice!
I read it all in this voice!
#81 - mistahlegend (02/20/2013) [-]
HA. I HAVE NO HANDS. OR FEET. OR EARS. OR NOSE. OR TONGUE. OR EYELIDS. OR A SENSE OF TOUCH. CHECKMATE. FAGGOT.
User avatar #77 - sepheroth (02/20/2013) [-]
The ones in the Professor Farnsworth one were mostly wrong for me. At the mention of her, all I could think about was the Professor because of the picture.And my dad died when I was one so the dick sucking one was off. And I read that last one last too.

For later ones, my mouth tastes awesome, like tortilla soup and beer! And my arm was on top of my head, not on my face.
User avatar #76 - rodiganschmidt ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
how the **** would i know how many times my mom sucked my dads dick
#75 - fefe (02/20/2013) [-]
The "your mouth tastes really bad" ruined my life
#66 - Lmaoplanes (02/20/2013) [-]
Good news everyone!

I have invented a device that lets you read this in my voice.
#65 - dillmike (02/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 - dxninjaxo (02/20/2013) [-]
Think about your penis with the foreskin pulled back so it's just the 2 little bumps..... now put a piece of paper in between and slowly pull back and forth and go quicker and quicker.
User avatar #62 - whiteblob (02/20/2013) [-]
I don't know man but my mouth doesn't taste bad that one is probably just for dirty ass people that don't brush their teeth.
User avatar #60 - anthonyh (02/20/2013) [-]
Some of these are strangely true, but some of the other ones are just, no.
#59 - ifourme (02/20/2013) [-]
the skin under your nails never feels fresh air
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User avatar #45 - gijezza (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
try saying this bitch three times in a row
"Irish wristwatch, Swiss wristwatch"
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User avatar #33 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
All good, but I actually read that in Sean Connery's voice
#32 - fefe (02/20/2013) [-]
By the time I finished reading all of them I started to breath automatically again.
User avatar #13 - aahrg (02/19/2013) [-]
these are all true except "irish wristwatch", the ringing in my ears, and the legs crossed one.



I am good at tongue twisters, blasting loud music and have my legs up.
User avatar #3 - tastycrisps ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Don't forget to breath manually
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