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User avatar #192 - hitlerlikeslemons (02/15/2013) [-]
She said her theory was to lock 3 = 3 = Half Life 3 = Half Life 3 confirmed.
#196 to #192 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Gaben has comfirmed the answer is not that simple...Half Life 3 has been delayed
#14 - uhsa (02/14/2013) [-]
Lt. Surge tried some similar **** on the kid version of me years ago and I unlocked all those bitch switches and diglett'd his ass.
User avatar #130 - ixcarnifexxi (02/14/2013) [-]
Not if he unlocks the three locked locks.
#134 to #130 - meuk (02/14/2013) [-]
that's what i thought.
#114 - jlpeters (02/14/2013) [-]
If he can pick a lock i am pretty sure he knows you turn a lock to the left to unlock it.
If he can pick a lock i am pretty sure he knows you turn a lock to the left to unlock it.
User avatar #11 - iizsimon (02/14/2013) [-]
sparta kick the door
#75 - UnoSkullmanx (02/14/2013) [-]
You do realize that attempting to unlock an unlocked lock won't do anything, right? It will stay unlocked.
User avatar #176 - Humpernickle (02/15/2013) [-]
That's not how locks work.
User avatar #179 to #176 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
exactly. the girl is a dumb slut.
User avatar #180 to #179 - Humpernickle (02/15/2013) [-]
You do know that this is a very old repost, correct?
User avatar #181 to #180 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
i had no idea. my visits to funnyjunk go like this couple months of visting then i go away and miss a bunch of **** then i come back. but i know now it is a repost ive never seen it before. i still thumbed it down because thats not how locks work...
User avatar #184 to #181 - Humpernickle (02/15/2013) [-]
Thank you, this could have become a dumb argument. Glad it has not. I'm of to my planet now.
User avatar #185 to #184 - TheFixer (02/15/2013) [-]
im gonna stick around on this one give them another couple hundred years see if they can turn it around.
#188 - danightranger (02/15/2013) [-]
But...But... Locks don't work like that
#157 - slossboss (02/15/2013) [-]
No problem
User avatar #165 - shinobidesu (02/15/2013) [-]
>learn how to lock pick
>go to first house to break into
>lock level: master
>i can do it
>forget that you turn key left to unlock
>spend 5 hours turning some right and some left
>what the **** is this sorcery

this is retarded, you always no matter what just turn to the left to unlock a door. if it doesnt turn, then it is already unlocked.
#77 - harleyzone (02/14/2013) [-]
I don't think that's how locks work.
and her door must look like something from a skyrim barrow.
User avatar #71 - thunderkrux (02/14/2013) [-]
I think that would only work if to unlock it three of them turned different directions
User avatar #26 - ROFL (02/14/2013) [-]
no he does not you ******* if you try to put a lockpick into the lock and it goes through it no problem, it means that the lock is open
User avatar #35 to #26 - thegamesnitch (02/14/2013) [-]
The top one is locked

The one after is unlocked

So he unlocked the top one, then locked the one after. Get it?
#39 to #35 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
You cant re lock a door with a lock pick.
User avatar #41 to #39 - thegamesnitch (02/14/2013) [-]
Not even if I try really really hard?
#183 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
One day later...
#182 - aerosol (02/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#187 to #182 - romeodark (02/15/2013) [-]
beautiful
User avatar #189 to #182 - thebilliam (02/15/2013) [-]
Reminds me of picking locks in Oblivion
User avatar #193 to #182 - buttplugmaster (02/15/2013) [-]
Ahhh, this Gif. Making criminals since whenever it first was posted. jk, Thumb for you cause i love this gif
#159 - illhurtyou (02/15/2013) [-]
I guess I don't get the logic.



For starters, is easy to tell if a lock is locked or not.

Secondly, why 6 locks? why not 4? why not 10?
User avatar #162 to #159 - nocta (02/15/2013) [-]
why not 6?
User avatar #167 to #162 - cryptospuridium (02/15/2013) [-]
why not jusst two?

or just not have a door? then the lock picker will be truely ****** !
User avatar #169 to #167 - angreif (02/15/2013) [-]
you say "not have a door" and i imagine an empty doorway with a man holding his kit and tearing his hair out "GOD DAMN IT! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK THE LOCK NOW?!"
#173 to #169 - cryptospuridium (02/15/2013) [-]
and that my friend, Is the good ol' Idea. Just what i though.   
   
well, either that or a guy (or girl, don't wanna be sexist - stupid lesbians) sneaking all through the house, getting to the door and going; "Well, 			****		." Turning around and going home to cry..... or something like that.   
   
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and that my friend, Is the good ol' Idea. Just what i though.

well, either that or a guy (or girl, don't wanna be sexist - stupid lesbians) sneaking all through the house, getting to the door and going; "Well, **** ." Turning around and going home to cry..... or something like that.

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#93 - westpphi ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
well, actually this would work, just not with any lock. if you start to pick a lock you usually wouldnt notice if its already unlocked, because the bolts have to fall back into their holes to release the key. so you would also have to pick a lock to lock it, wenn its unlocked. the only problem is the direction you rotate the cylinder. usually you unlock a lock by turning the cylinder away from the frame. but there are locks that will always change the position from locked to unlocked or the other way, no matter how you turn it. im not shure what they`re called in english. in german its "doppelrotationsschloss" (yes i know, we have a beautiful language. it sounds even better if you say that in a hitler-style voice). have a nice day everyone.
User avatar #103 to #93 - baryonyxer (02/14/2013) [-]
I believe you're talking about tumblers
User avatar #99 to #93 - lolsaucewin (02/14/2013) [-]
Thumbed up for crazy German language.
#107 - isausernameiswear (02/14/2013) [-]
hfw he figures it out first try
hfw he figures it out first try
User avatar #96 - megaton (02/14/2013) [-]
when i got to three locks being locked i assumed this was about to turn into a half life 3 confirmed post
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