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    #88 - anonomysmonkey
    Reply+14
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    The reason bad food taste good is because our bodies are adapted to the ways humans have been living for 90% of their time on earth: the hunter gatherer lifestyle. Calories were hard to find back then and when you found them they were more useful fats like omega-3 or DHA (good fro brain development). It was therefore an evolutionary advantage to make food with high concentrated calories to taste good. Now a days we're overflowing with calories but they are the wrong type of fat: omega-6. We literally get fat and stupid. We haven't had enough time to evolve to our current conditions and now we have a obesity/stupidity problem.   
   
Not really the genes fault.   
   
Also coffee makes me talkative. The end.
    The reason bad food taste good is because our bodies are adapted to the ways humans have been living for 90% of their time on earth: the hunter gatherer lifestyle. Calories were hard to find back then and when you found them they were more useful fats like omega-3 or DHA (good fro brain development). It was therefore an evolutionary advantage to make food with high concentrated calories to taste good. Now a days we're overflowing with calories but they are the wrong type of fat: omega-6. We literally get fat and stupid. We haven't had enough time to evolve to our current conditions and now we have a obesity/stupidity problem.

    Not really the genes fault.

    Also coffee makes me talkative. The end.
    #93 to #88 - KillerKlownKKK
    Reply+3
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    well, coffee and blue meth
    User avatar#87 - ROFL
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Hah pure genes of estonia ******
    #85 - emberstar
    Reply+1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Story of my life.... ginger, 5'8", fairly smart, but shy/quiet.
    Story of my life.... ginger, 5'8", fairly smart, but shy/quiet.
    #125 to #85 - Xyhpon
    Reply-1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Yeah that sounds about like me. I'm a ginger, supposedly intelligent according to others, and 6'2". Only 152 pounds though for some goddamn reason.
    #104 to #85 - caesarslegion
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Stop being a pussy and you won't be shy and quiet.
    Stop being a pussy and you won't be shy and quiet.
    #90 to #85 - anon id: ecbeff40
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Ginger. 6'3. 26 on ACT 250 lbs.(34 pant size. I lift.)
    Everyone too scared to make fun of me for being a shy ginger to my face.
    User avatar#89 to #85 - tylosaurus
    Reply+2
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Ahem. That's a gif, can't see anything.
    #82 - Onemanretardpack
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Am I the only one who thinks redheads are hot?
    User avatar#84 to #82 - thewalruss
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I love the redheads...
    #91 to #84 - anon id: ecbeff40
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    yay :D
    #80 - thedarkestrogue
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    MFW there's apparently lots of gingers on funnyjunk.   
   
I'm 5 foot 7-ish with above average intelligence. However i have massive apathy and lethargy issues so i sit around all day doing nothing.
    MFW there's apparently lots of gingers on funnyjunk.

    I'm 5 foot 7-ish with above average intelligence. However i have massive apathy and lethargy issues so i sit around all day doing nothing.
    #81 to #80 - thedarkestrogue
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    oh and blond hair blue eyes.
    I am not german.
    #78 - ounerify
    Reply-1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    damn gingers
    damn gingers
    #77 - plainarcane**User deleted account**
    Reply-1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I'm 5' 7", ginger, and have above average intelligence but have been held back in life by clinical depression.

    mfw I have no suitable image in my reaction folder for this
    #127 to #77 - Xyhpon
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Add to your height and subtract probably a little of that depression and you get another ginger, me
    #79 to #77 - anon id: dff960bc
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    how anout... YOUR FACE?
    #260 to #79 - plainarcane**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    "I have no suitable image in my reaction folder for this"
    #73 - moqa
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I actually am the second on the right one... although almost 5' 6"
    User avatar#68 - infinitereaper
    Reply+2
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    And then there are the intelligent ******* who are tall, handsome, happy, have amazing hair, eat healthy, are geniuses, and are nice people.

    I hate those ******* most of all.
    User avatar#65 - lazypaul
    Reply+50
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    As a 5'5" handsome intelligent ginger with clinical depression I find this offensive.
    User avatar#133 to #65 - derkarus
    Reply+10
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    >Handsome
    >Ginger
    >pick one
    User avatar#64 - trojanmannn
    Reply-3
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I have an IQ of 143....and I have clinical depression
    I have brown hair blue eyes and get complimented a lot....I'm 5'6
    God us middle-class people have tough lives
    #62 - stallwallwriter
    Reply+2
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Nothing wrong with being handsome, intelligent, and short.
    Nothing wrong with being handsome, intelligent, and short.
    #54 - felixjarl
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
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    During the ages when we were still nomads food that included sugar or sweets were hard to find and since our body needs a small amount of it to survive. It tastes better because then we can eat more before we get tired of it and wander to another place.
    User avatar#47 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    and being a ginger is aweosome people ******* love my hair
    User avatar#46 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply+2
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    whats wrong with 5'5"??
    User avatar#66 to #46 - lazypaul
    Reply+2
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Unfair advantage in limbo competitions.
    #55 to #46 - anon id: 7277ea9b
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Everything.
    Mainly because I'm 6'5".
    User avatar#58 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    so??
    User avatar#53 to #46 - AlexPaincakes
    Reply+4
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I ******* hate being short!! I'm 5'6" and almost 20.
    User avatar#57 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply+1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    shot people are so so ******* sexy though
    User avatar#61 to #57 - AlexPaincakes
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I've never had someone say that to me. x) Everyone always ******* says the same ******* ****... "Oh... I thought you'd be taller." Kills me every time.
    User avatar#63 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I'm 6' and I ******* love short people cuz I'm all like submissive and stuff so like a dude being all dominate and short than me is so ******* awesome
    #99 to #63 - rawyouth
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    but you can be angry and your just angry

    a short guy gets angry and its all OOOHHHH
    small angry man syndrome
    Naploeon Complex
    hes got a 'Short fuse'

    i know becaus i rip my best bud for it all the time, im 6"
    User avatar#117 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I've never heard any one say that stuff a short person
    #100 to #99 - rawyouth
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    6 foot i mean not inches
    User avatar#45 - richardastley
    Reply+1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Kind of funny how height works. Any guy who's short sees a huge difference in an inch. So like in Canada, the average height for a guy is around 5'8" (I come from a town with a lot of Dutch people, so it might be higher here). I'm 5'6.5", and when I stand beside a guy who's 5'5", I feel way better about my height. When I'm standing beside any guy who's 5'8", I feel like a midget.
    #41 - charagrin
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Tall, handsome, and smart? Here's some extreme shyness to go along with that. Story of my life.
    #44 to #41 - charagrin
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I think the worst part of it IS the shyness itself. Knowing you are good looking and smart enough to succeed if you just put yourself out there, but unable to due to a crippling fear of strangers....
    #112 to #44 - rawyouth
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Heres my story,

    I was on anti depressants as a combination for depression and anxiety, but it didnt really help significantly, mainly because whenever i was social i was on the pills and whenever i was social we were at a bar, medication and alchohol = embaressing FB photos the next day, which made me less and less inclined to go out.

    So one day i thought **** IT, i decided to move to china (been travelling) i got a TEFL so i can teach english took me a month to get and cost 200$. Right now im sat on my laptop in china, and the benefits are immense.

    1) teaching english, i had to get a job to survive so i cant quit, so no excuse to fade to the back which is always tempting, im practically on show 4 hours a day and i realised that embaressing yourself is not a big deal, 3rd day in i fell over and the kids laughed but i just composed myself and carried on, public speaking? used to be my nightmare now its my bitch

    2) living on your own, now you have to actually wash your own clothes and cook your own food and if you dont? no-one will like you, so you do it and begin to structure your life

    3) making friends, not the best place to make friends as the few i manage to make left after a few months, but i need to work on that and my motivation is that i dont want my schoolfriends or family coming over to visit and me and i have no-one to introduce them too. its not like i have a dorm or class where you can easily make friends because you HAVE to spend time together, i talk to people on subway and in bars, which is still difficult and feels contrived but im getting there

    4) start a blog, i have not done this yet but if my family are reading about what ive done and my last three weeks involved a whole lot of drinking alone and masturbation i'd feel ashamed and force myself out, take up a hobby and learn with others

    I have basically forced myself out of the rut i was in and in a pretty dramatic way,

    TL;DR DO SOMETHING NEW
    User avatar#309 to #112 - stallwallwriter
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    Going to start a blog, eh? Want to send me a link when you do? I love reading about people's experiences abroad, and your story sounds interesting.
    #60 to #44 - stallwallwriter
    Reply+3
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I can't vouch for the efficacy of this, I haven't tried it myself. But there's a reason I could see it working:    
Both narcissists and people with low self esteem are unduly focused on themselves. I think an exercise like this might help to see yourself more as an object, just like how people see others. When you're better at ease with yourself, it should be less difficult to be at ease with other people.   
This too might help - http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/how-to-build-a-social-circle.html
    I can't vouch for the efficacy of this, I haven't tried it myself. But there's a reason I could see it working:
    Both narcissists and people with low self esteem are unduly focused on themselves. I think an exercise like this might help to see yourself more as an object, just like how people see others. When you're better at ease with yourself, it should be less difficult to be at ease with other people.
    This too might help - http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/how-to-build-a-social-circle.html
    User avatar#56 to #44 - AlexPaincakes
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    I care because I share your pain except I'm short D: but the shyness really does piss me off.
    #43 to #41 - anon id: 426bfb51
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    No one cares about you
    #38 - anon id: 033e0f53
    Reply0
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    not a bright one (kind of slow in learning stuff), socially awkward, short, hairy and slightly chubby (no matter how hard I tried i can't lose anymore weight). with a 4/10 face... had many great friends though
    User avatar#35 - cocopopsonfire
    Reply-1
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    unhealthy food was DESIGNED to taste good....if all 'unhealthy' foods didnt exist then the food that would taste good would be good for you :P

    when it comes to things like taste there is always a standard to compare too, as far as taste goes i believe water is the standard hence why it seemingly tastes like nothing (im talking purified water, not the crap from the tap)
    #33 - lunarlizzy
    Reply+7
    (02/14/2013)[-]
    The unhealthy foods thing is evolutionary :) A crave for salt and fat were necessary when they were difficult to come by. Now it's just adaptive mismatch.    
   
people probably already knew that, i'll go sit  in a corner
    The unhealthy foods thing is evolutionary :) A crave for salt and fat were necessary when they were difficult to come by. Now it's just adaptive mismatch.

    people probably already knew that, i'll go sit in a corner
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