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User avatar #272 - Noah (02/14/2013) [-]
>6'0
>Decent looking
>Smart
>Funny
>No self confidence
Oh that's cool, I guess...
#265 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
would've thumbed but I'm tired of seeing these same ones reposted

wish people would make more of these
#255 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
5'5 one....God damnit. True.
User avatar #251 - blasthardcheese (02/14/2013) [-]
Fat, acne, wide nose, nasty-ass glasses (they're really weird looking, they were the only ones that would fit my wide-ass head), a tad socially awkward (but isn't everyone on FJ) and decent intellect.
Not a great set of features.
User avatar #267 to #251 - blueghost (02/14/2013) [-]
Fat- Eat healthy and exercise
Acne- change your sheets (including pillow case) every other day, get some oil free face cleanser, and dont drink or eat dairy
Glasses- Get contacts
It looks like this is less about genes and more about taking care of yourself
User avatar #275 to #267 - blasthardcheese (02/14/2013) [-]
1. Already trying, its gonna be a long process.
2. Cheers for the advice on the sheets and dairy, I already use Clean&Clear.
3. Can't stand the idea of putting them in my eye.
Cheers for the advice.
User avatar #279 to #275 - blueghost (02/14/2013) [-]
Well best of luck to you, friend
#250 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
THERE ARE NO FILES!
KOMOROV IS ACTUALLY AFTER GUN URANIUM TO PAY BETTER LIFE! HE
AND HIS DAUGHTER ARE ACTUALLY IN A PLAN TOGETHER TO GET THEM! THOUGH IT MIGHT SEEM OTHERWISE WHEN IRINIA BETRAYS KOMOROV


(die hard spoiler pls ignore if u havent watch it)
#240 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [-]
good thing i'm 5'6''
#324 to #240 - Ruspanic (02/14/2013) [-]
This is basically me.
Except in addition to being short, I ruin whatever assets I have by being socially awkward as **** and a terrible conversationalist.
#263 to #240 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
im 5'3
User avatar #242 to #240 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm 5'11" and cute.
Not intelligent though.
And cute doesn't get you laid sooo...
#256 to #242 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
feels
User avatar #244 to #242 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [-]
no funny does
User avatar #245 to #244 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not that either lol
User avatar #247 to #245 - beatlestrainerwins (02/14/2013) [-]
gee golly, that sucks, maybe you'll get lucky, i mean my first (and only) GF was atleast 4 inches taller than me
User avatar #258 to #247 - thelegitmetalhead (02/14/2013) [-]
Good luck to you too.
#238 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
good thing i'm 5'6''...
User avatar #236 - swordmasterralis ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Smart, Thin, Hairy as **** , Ginger, Medium dick, boring face, terribad smile.
Welp killing self brb
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#239 to #233 - ishotthedeputy (02/14/2013) [-]
Sweet
#231 - thisotherdude (02/14/2013) [-]
6'1", intelligent, and... Well I guess there have to be some trade offs but at least I'm not fat.
#229 - ofmiceandmen (02/14/2013) [-]
6'3". Handsome. Thin. Smart.

Top it off with a ******* stutter. Great.
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#204 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
I'm not especially smart
my strength is not excellent nor my looks
but i'm willing to sit down and read my accounting book.
i'm willing to sit and read for hours about inflation, interest expense, tax expenses and the debt to equity ratio.

and that is why i'll make more money than most of you someday.
User avatar #232 to #204 - smokingman (02/14/2013) [-]
keep up yhe good work, buddy
User avatar #228 to #204 - toughactintinactin (02/14/2013) [-]
Meh fair enough, i take joy in things besides material wealth but if that makes you feel good then whatever i won't judge.
#249 to #228 - harleyzone (02/14/2013) [-]
Dude,
Material wealth is the best kind of wealth
comeon
User avatar #217 to #204 - mutzaki (02/14/2013) [-]
Too bad you're too afraid to be logged in while saying that.
#222 to #217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
what do i have to be scared of?

are you going to find me and kick my ass because i have offended nobody in particular?
User avatar #226 to #222 - mutzaki (02/14/2013) [-]
Exactly what I meant. It's not like potential red thumbs will have any real effect on your life.
#230 to #226 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
Green thumbs do nothing either, so i never made an account, i show up here occasionally
#202 - arrowinurbutt (02/14/2013) [-]
WWeeeeeeee
WWeeeeeeee
#194 - Wumbologist (02/14/2013) [-]
From an evolutionary standpoint, what foods we think taste good and bad actually make perfect sense. I think it's pretty fair to say that higher calorie foods taste better, right? Well, when you're a starving caveman, more calories meant a higher chance of survival, not a crippling body image like it does in the age of plenty. If our species had had a massive craving for celery instead of, say meat, we probably wouldn't have even survived this long.
User avatar #218 to #194 - nucularwar (02/14/2013) [-]
Foods are taste-coded, we want to avoid sour and bitter food, because it tends to be poisonous or something, and sweet or salty foods are usually healthy to eat
#188 - bulbakip (02/14/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'5'', handsome, and intelligent.
MFW I'm 5'5'', handsome, and intelligent.
#248 to #188 - harleyzone (02/14/2013) [-]
mfw I'm those things and 6'2"   
and totally happy/funny.   
and not a ginger.   
(but I have patchy johhny-depp facial hair, looks aweful if I forget to shave)   
   
they did want to make things too easy.   
   
(short people don't know how good they got it, look at all the legroom they get in bed, I sleep with my feet right on the edge of the bed, that is true hell people)
mfw I'm those things and 6'2"
and totally happy/funny.
and not a ginger.
(but I have patchy johhny-depp facial hair, looks aweful if I forget to shave)

they did want to make things too easy.

(short people don't know how good they got it, look at all the legroom they get in bed, I sleep with my feet right on the edge of the bed, that is true hell people)
#209 to #188 - thedevl (02/14/2013) [-]
**thedevl rolled a random image posted in comment #2985658 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** My face when same deal, plus depression.
**thedevl rolled a random image posted in comment #2985658 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** My face when same deal, plus depression.
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#176 - navystone (02/14/2013) [-]
This guys 5'9 and a football legend.
Height don't mean ****
User avatar #243 to #176 - anthonyh (02/14/2013) [-]
Legend? No. Also, that's 4 inches taller than what was in the post anyway..
#169 - trollmobile ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
metabolism=excellent
intellect=excellent
height=excellent
face=average
mental ilnesses=none
dick=good



<---allergies
#166 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/14/2013) [-]
The GREAT IRISH POTATO FAMINE will never be forgotten!! FREE NORTHERN IRELAND!!``The historical and contemporary existence of the Irish nation has never been in dispute. For centuries, Britain has sought to conquer, dominate and rule Ireland. For centuries, the Irish people have sought to free Ireland from British rule. Britain, a large, powerful and ruthless colonial power, was able to defeat the numerous and sustained efforts of the Irish people to liberate themselves. In the course of the 19th century, as a result of British oppression and famine, the population of Ireland was halved
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