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User avatar #107 - dimiara (02/13/2013) [-]
God what scares me the most is i ******* live like 20 miles from yellow stone.
#112 to #107 - drevv (02/13/2013) [-]
You'd wanna die quickly.
#106 - saladtongsofdeath (02/13/2013) [-]
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mfw "overdue to expected eruption"
#105 - shamrockbandit (02/13/2013) [-]
GO YELLOW GO YELLOWSTONE
#104 - iktpq (02/13/2013) [-]
**iktpq rolled a random image posted in comment #376503 at Friendly **
**iktpq rolled a random image posted in comment #376503 at Friendly **
User avatar #101 - thedungeonmaster (02/13/2013) [-]
Well **** now I have a volcanic super eruption to worry about? **** sakes earth why do you suck..
User avatar #159 to #101 - cantfindausername (02/13/2013) [-]
Earth is pretty bad ass.
User avatar #95 - personone (02/13/2013) [-]
**personone rolled a random comment #99 posted by kraetyz at can't help it ** :
Almost forgot to post this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM
This is what you kids sound like :)
User avatar #75 - ProWig ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
What we really have to worry about is the oceans blowing up.
#155 to #75 - gladiuss (02/13/2013) [-]
**gladiuss rolled a random image posted in comment #351510 at Friendly ** Huh...
User avatar #200 to #155 - ProWig ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
haha, google it! or look at sourcefed!
#202 to #200 - gladiuss (02/13/2013) [-]
**gladiuss rolled a random image posted in comment #2856474 at Item Collecting Game ** Are you referring to the accumulations of frozen methane present on the sea floor near the polar regions?
#120 to #75 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#102 to #75 - frylord (02/13/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #70 - rainfire (02/13/2013) [-]
When it blows, it could knock out the entire middle east, and leave an ashy airr for a while.
#110 to #70 - saladtongsofdeath (02/13/2013) [-]
hehehehehehe he said blows
User avatar #97 to #70 - desiduratum (02/13/2013) [-]
Not only are we not on the same page...We're not even on the same side of the planet!
User avatar #86 to #70 - thatoneiranianguy (02/13/2013) [-]
For a moment there I thought that was a lame attempt at a terrorist joke.

But then I discovered it was mistake, but yes, this is interesting.
#78 to #70 - WitchKingTroll ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
>Middle East
User avatar #74 to #70 - honeybiscuit (02/13/2013) [-]
Did you mean midwest?
User avatar #76 to #74 - rainfire (02/13/2013) [-]
Yeah my bad haha.
User avatar #73 to #70 - ProWig ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
it would cover texas.
User avatar #63 - waaw (02/13/2013) [-]
The day isn't over yet.
User avatar #61 - AvatarAirBender (02/13/2013) [-]
Cool so its 40,000 years over due and my life is about 85 years long.

Im not too worried.
User avatar #184 to #57 - zelyx (02/13/2013) [-]
It's weird seeing him so jolly
#55 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
And according to scientist it might never blow up again worry about other more productive **** than a dormant volcano
User avatar #164 to #152 - jellybaby (02/13/2013) [-]
But that's still fairly easy to read. :P
#88 to #49 - HarvietheDinkle (02/13/2013) [-]
yeah, you totally can't read the text at all!
yeah, you totally can't read the text at all!
#59 to #49 - Zyklone (02/13/2013) [-]
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That **** isnt in paint so **** off
User avatar #64 to #59 - jacklane (02/13/2013) [-]
Oh ms paint... how you make life so simple...
User avatar #48 - ningyoaijin (02/13/2013) [-]
Gee, I wonder how making this comment would affect my chances of being praised by a certain user...
#36 - toxikxvenom (02/13/2013) [-]
wallpaper
#31 - mcdaddydacaddy (02/13/2013) [-]
bodumbadumbowww brnnernerrr nerner na ner bewwbeww
User avatar #25 - getoffit (02/13/2013) [-]
Will the gigantic ash cloud be covering south carolina, where I live?
inb4 hick ****** hillbilly
User avatar #171 to #25 - brettyoke (02/13/2013) [-]
I too am one from south cackalacky.
#140 to #25 - newsmyrna (02/13/2013) [-]
Nothing's going to happen to South Carolina don't worry.
#125 to #25 - mrdrpage (02/13/2013) [-]
I wonder what the " affect " will be.
User avatar #118 to #25 - Jloughrey (02/13/2013) [-]
Hopefully not here in sumter
#113 to #25 - blackmanrollipolli (02/13/2013) [-]
its okay, every time i tell people im from alabama i get spammed with redneck randall pictures... i thoroughly enjoy them however.
User avatar #93 to #25 - ddemiddon (02/13/2013) [-]
The explosion alone will kill over half of the U.S. I don't know which half though
User avatar #77 to #25 - littleoctavia ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
Holy Hell, I thought I was the only funny junky who lived in South Carolina.
#50 to #25 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
hick ****** hillbilly
#42 to #25 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
no
#41 to #25 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
Last I read, it wasn't as bad as they first thought. The eruption would only affect the states immediately surrounding it. The ash cloud wouldn't it be as bad either, only affecting the mid west before the air currents spread it around, but it would dissipate enough so it lowers global temperatures, but no smother the world.
#34 to #25 - gisuar (02/13/2013) [-]
i guess it would blow up enough to affect pretty much everything
#38 to #34 - affect (02/13/2013) [-]
Dear gisaur,
You have used my name correctly. Congratulations! Here is your complimentary pinkie.
Signed,
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
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#51 to #38 - gisuar (02/13/2013) [-]
you too have a nice day i guess
User avatar #44 to #38 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (02/13/2013) [-]
For some reason I love this comment.
User avatar #28 to #25 - santcpell (02/13/2013) [-]
it would cover at least half of the world but it would affect the whole world somehow, climate/planes wouldnt be able to fly for months/years etc.
#167 to #28 - cakefaceify (02/13/2013) [-]
Back the **** up, geek incoming.
It all depends on the size of the eruption, and by the way the description is wrong. There is no due date for an eruption, there is enough magma in the Yellowstone caldera for an eruption already, it's caused only partly by the buildup of pressure.
A small eruption would create an ash cloud that would cover the states at the least, rendering them much, much colder. The worst case scenario would result in the whole world entering into a nuclear winter, only replace the nuclear bit with "volcanic".
We would most probably all die out, as crops and forests etc would just wilt and die in the cold and lack of light. We would freeze and resort to eating other things and eventually we would just run out.
#192 to #167 - EdwardNigma (02/13/2013) [-]
It's amazing, the human race could be wiped out by this thing and even if it's not big enough for that, some serious **** goes down.

And we turned it into a national park. We put a ******* national park on the thing that can begin the destruction of our planet.
#203 to #192 - cakefaceify (02/14/2013) [-]
Well.... What else would we do with it? Doesn't matter if you're one mile away or 1000 miles away. May as well make the most of it :P
#109 to #28 - saladtongsofdeath (02/13/2013) [-]
pilotfag here: pilots have instruments to land in 500 ft visibility at least, but during an emergency, we can land with even less visibility
#40 to #28 - affect (02/13/2013) [-]
Dear santcpell,
You have used my name correctly. Congratulations! Here is your complimentary pinkie.
Signed,
HEIL SPELLCHECK!
-affect
#47 to #40 - nyehsquidward (02/13/2013) [-]
How many notifications do you get in a day?
#30 to #28 - nsfwanon (02/13/2013) [-]
It would cover the majority, if not all of North America, parts of South America, etc. Bits of Canada would be ****** too. The rest of the world would probably feel a slight temperature drop but would get a kicking in terms of the economy, political power, etc, etc.

No matter where it covers, if a gigantic-ass volcano blows its top the whole world is going to know about it.
User avatar #62 to #30 - meganinja ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
my father told me a story of when back in the 80's a volcano went off (I can't remember which year or which volcano, it might have been St. Helens) and that winter it was often at -40 (same temperature for F as it is for C, don't get your panties in a bunch) where normally where we live it almost never drops below around 5F.

I would say that's more than a slight temperature change.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sladee ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
it's supposed to cover the whole world

i think
User avatar #27 to #26 - getoffit (02/13/2013) [-]
I don't think even a supervolcano can cover the entire world.
but what do I know i major in computer science
User avatar #29 to #27 - blackleather (02/13/2013) [-]
It wouldn't cover the whole world, though I'm pretty sure they said all of America would be covered.
User avatar #39 to #29 - kingrayne ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
It would go all the way to Europe, and Asia
#5 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
You seem to put a lot of faith in the ideas on people
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