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#8 - Imbtrtenu
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Definitely the nemesis one, I get to kill someone and say that it was a homework assignment.
#9 to #8 - vaginismus
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(02/12/2013) [-]
vanquish [ˈvæŋkwɪʃ]
vb (tr)
1. to defeat or overcome in a battle, contest, etc.; conquer
2. to defeat or overcome in argument or debate
3. to conquer (an emotion)

You don't need to be dead to be defeated.
#10 to #9 - Imbtrtenu
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah but it's better to be safe than sorry. A defeated nemesis is definitely gonna want revenge.
#11 to #10 - vaginismus
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Good point, though not if he was completely paralyzed

(also assuming a complete human-sized robot body that functions as a human body does and responds to thoughts isn't invented in your lifetime)
#12 to #11 - Imbtrtenu
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So instead of killing him, I'll just break his neck and hopefully not kill him.
#13 to #12 - vaginismus
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Well, the upsides of a paralyzed enemy is the fact that probably revengers, as in family or friends, are too busy taking care of him.   
   
On the other hand, the upsides of a dead enemy is the fact that he's dead.   
   
It's your pick.
Well, the upsides of a paralyzed enemy is the fact that probably revengers, as in family or friends, are too busy taking care of him.

On the other hand, the upsides of a dead enemy is the fact that he's dead.

It's your pick.
#15 to #13 - vaginismus
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(02/12/2013) [-]
*probable
#14 to #13 - Imbtrtenu
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Killshot, most likely an overkill. There really isn't any kill quite like overkill.
#18 to #14 - toughactintinactin
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(02/12/2013) [-]
The technique is to make it look like an accident and then slip into the night. You then attend the funeral wait for the right moment and t-bag his corpse to assert your dominance.
#28 to #18 - Imbtrtenu
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't leave a body left.
#29 to #28 - toughactintinactin
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Fair enough, you should at least keep a trophy, maybe mail it to his family.
#30 to #29 - Imbtrtenu
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(02/13/2013) [-]
The trophy is my victory.
#33 to #30 - toughactintinactin
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Huh, to each his own i guess.
#97 to #18 - vaginismus
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#108 to #9 - lecherouslad
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(02/13/2013) [-]
[ˈvæŋkwɪʃ]
I've always wondered, what the ****, this is. Don't tell me pronunciation guide because nothing human can pronounce this!
#67 to #9 - markonj
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(02/13/2013) [-]
But that's not really fun, now is it
#135 - the one and only
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(02/13/2013) [-]
the master kung fu part, I can imagine all the students out side running towards each other fly kicking each other in the face
#200 to #135 - alldaypk
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(02/13/2013) [-]
that's karate
#291 to #135 - kanpai
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(02/13/2013) [-]
DINAMIKKU ENTORI !!!
#92 - slenderwolf
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#50 - anon
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I can't accomplish #3 since I have a real mustache :(
#94 to #50 - skinless
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Then by two and put them on the sides of your face, make some ************* chops
#65 to #50 - yodaddysofat
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(02/13/2013) [-]
put one on the outside of your pants in the groin region just to see what happens
#63 to #50 - wrathofcraig
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(02/13/2013) [-]
or just wear it on top of your real mustache
#56 to #50 - ARandomSpoon
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(02/13/2013) [-]
It never said you had to wear it in the traditional method; you can wear it unconventionally.
It never said you had to wear it in the traditional method; you can wear it unconventionally.
#335 - larso
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(02/13/2013) [-]
**larso rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Guy caught pretending **
#122 - tdeezy
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Master Kung Fu in day? Let the Montage begin!
#334 - theroflcer ONLINE
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(02/13/2013) [-]
<--- If I saw this on the presentation board.... thingy.. at my school, I would flip the **** out.
#110 - personone
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#125 to #110 - dukeofdickbutt
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Full 1080P?
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#144 to #110 - tenthdivine
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#147 to #144 - personone
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#148 to #110 - greatcornholio
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#151 to #148 - twitchthetwinky
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I don't know why but that literally brought me to tears laughing.
#150 to #148 - personone
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It is what it is
#123 to #110 - grumpythefirst
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#124 to #123 - personone
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I don't know why it came out like that O_0
#127 to #124 - grumpythefirst
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Well I gave you one anyways :P
#129 to #127 - personone
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Yes, thumbed up. I am not going to reupload it.
#325 - conordalymcr
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(02/13/2013) [-]
The dog ate my Kong Fu
#74 - anon
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(02/13/2013) [-]
7. Go on Reddit and re-post content on Funnyjunk
#86 to #74 - anon
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Well when you put that on the list of course people are going to choose the easiest one.
#85 to #74 - nuttyprofessor
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#72 - YoDawgWeHeard
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Aww man, I gotta shower?
#87 to #72 - Viceroy
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Not you, Xhibit.
Black people don't go to school, silly.
#102 - thisotherdude
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I would do number 6 but I don't own any conditioner.

Also I already have a mustache.
#157 to #102 - awakendhybrid
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(02/13/2013) [-]
And how does already having a mustache stop you from wearing a fake mustache?
#139 - aerosol
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Is it bad for your hair if you use shampoo and conditioner at the same time?
#143 to #139 - avengedsevenx
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#141 to #139 - Bakerlalalalala
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They have a product that has mixed those 2
#142 to #139 - climatus
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I'm gonna guess you've never heard of 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner.
#149 to #142 - aerosol
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I haven't. I should look into it.
#152 to #149 - climatus
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(02/13/2013) [-]
It's very convenient. Makes my luscious locks soft and clean at the same time!
#159 to #152 - aerosol
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(02/13/2013) [-]
The only time I've ever used anything but basic stuff on my hair was the one time I dyed it. I didn't even think conditioner was worth a damn until then.

mfw feeling my post-conditioned hair
#164 to #142 - thexxtalonxx
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Just fyi 2 in 1 shampoos + conditioner is about the worst thing you can do to your hair.
#99 - solarisofcelestia
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I'll do number 5!
I'll do number 5!
#131 to #99 - raigen
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#100 to #99 - djlonthree
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(02/13/2013) [-]
it looks like she is faping 0_o
#31 - Bohya
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(02/13/2013) [-]
**Bohya rolled a random image posted in comment #553791 at Friendly **

<-- What I have to do for homework.
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#155 to #83 - itsmewaffle ONLINE
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Nope, Just amurrican PJs
#23 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I do number 6 a lot on accident (for some reason, when I'm in the shower, I can't remember which order they go in).
In case anyone's wondering, a goblin about 3 feet tall is summoned in the center of my bathtub. He yells something in latin and runs away.

Actually nothing notable happens. I assume doing the shampoo second just nullifies what the conditioner did
#27 to #23 - trollofhalo
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I seem to complete 4 more often than usual.
#347 - hobomofo
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(02/13/2013) [-]
**hobomofo rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Finding Hitler ** mfw one kid actually does his homework
#348 to #347 - guiltyparty ONLINE
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(02/13/2013) [-]
so thats what happens when you wear a hitler moustache for a day
#349 to #347 - anon
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(02/13/2013) [-]
probably that one over achiever that decides to do all of the objectives instead of one, and ends up in a padded cell.
#342 - hidanthatbitch
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(02/13/2013) [-]
In the back of the classroom
In the back of the classroom
#156 - devildogchild
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(02/13/2013) [-]
tfw
#191 to #156 - hippymofuka
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I just started watching this yesterday    
I didnt think I would find a reference this soon.
I just started watching this yesterday
I didnt think I would find a reference this soon.
#218 to #191 - boogihead
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Prepare for a **** ton of awesome.

That anime is of God status.
#228 to #218 - smartbrutha
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I must ask, what is the name of this anime?
#234 to #228 - boogihead
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Great Teacher Onizuka.

GTO.
#237 to #234 - smartbrutha
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#221 to #191 - devildogchild
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(02/13/2013) [-]
Enjoy, my friend!
Enjoy, my friend!
#109 - WitchKingTroll
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(02/13/2013) [-]
I don't use conditioner.