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#353 - snakefire ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
I knew there had to be a reason behind that gayness


Psst, ******* ... it doesnt work with pistols.
#394 to #353 - emptysuperman (02/12/2013) [-]
Psst, urban white minor... saying ****** on the internet doesn't make you edgy.

And if you want to see some gayness, just look at this cancerous ****** snakefire trying to get laid over the internet.
#395 to #394 - snakefire ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
>saying ****** doesnt make you edgy
>calls me gay trying to be edgy
User avatar #397 to #395 - emptysuperman (02/12/2013) [-]
Right, because people only say " ****** " against gays. Clearly you are a lonely straight virginfag, ****** .
#398 to #397 - snakefire ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
I just don't give a **** man.
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User avatar #347 - xentacle (02/12/2013) [-]
do people actually fire guns like this? I'm sure it breaks your wrist
User avatar #352 to #347 - ReeferTrees (02/12/2013) [-]
It doesn't.
User avatar #354 to #352 - weirdoo (02/12/2013) [-]
Still ruins the barrel, doesn't it?
User avatar #358 to #354 - princessderpy (02/12/2013) [-]
just makes it harder to hit what you are trying to hit.
User avatar #361 to #358 - volleys (02/12/2013) [-]
the only reason it should mess your aim up would be not using the sights
User avatar #362 to #361 - princessderpy (02/12/2013) [-]
ding ding ding we have a winner!
#343 - gakman (02/12/2013) [-]
Chinese mafia? You mean the Triads, ****** !
#339 - atma (02/12/2013) [-]
You held it sideways
and used the muzzle jump to create a horizontal sweep
That was impressive.
#327 - fnnijnkpls (02/12/2013) [-]
So even this is stolen by the black people..
User avatar #391 to #327 - nikkomothafucka (02/12/2013) [-]
That is ********

the Vikings hold their axe sideways before that
#314 - bulwark (02/12/2013) [-]
******** !!

The origin of holding your guns sideways came from the soldiers of Normandy back on the gool old medieval ages. Their archers started holding their bows sideways, for whatever ******* reason. And this later made them invent the crossbow! BAM! That is where it comes from!

On another note, the word "Thug" comes from a gang of bandits that roamed India many many years ago called the "Thugee"
#345 to #314 - reteip (02/12/2013) [-]
Holding a longbow sideways is a really great way to reduce your draw lenght and thus range meaning that you can't hit the enemy but they can hit you.
User avatar #318 to #314 - heeveejeevees (02/12/2013) [-]
butbutbut a bow isn't a gun.
User avatar #320 to #318 - bulwark (02/12/2013) [-]
They were still the first guys to hold their weapon sideways and that is where it comes from! google is for **** sake!
User avatar #324 to #320 - heeveejeevees (02/12/2013) [-]
But the fact stated that the chinese mafia were the first one to use GUNS sideways
User avatar #329 to #324 - bulwark (02/12/2013) [-]
Inspired by the normands I guess
User avatar #346 to #329 - daftiduck (02/12/2013) [-]
Bows don't have recoil.
User avatar #335 to #329 - teoberry (02/12/2013) [-]
No, they just figured out the best way to shoot. This affected how well their aim was, but they could spray and manage recoil, which is good for gang members.
User avatar #334 to #329 - someponynew (02/12/2013) [-]
Well, the reason they held bows sideways, is because A. It supported the arrows, and B. less downtravel.
User avatar #309 - askafj (02/12/2013) [-]
If the gun is layed down the recoil will still push the gun backwards, in a upward direction?

This post doesn't make sense, please explain.
#344 to #309 - trenttwentyeleven (02/12/2013) [-]
The first guy was mostly right, but the recoil having an upward motion has more to do with your elbow than the gun. The gun is pushing almost entirely straight backwards. Your hand goes up due to the fact that holding it straight upwards causes your elbow to be able to bend down. Now turn your arm 90 degrees and your elbow will bend sideways. There is absolutely no force pushing the gun up originally to begin with. It has to do with the fact that we hold them from below the point the for is being applied. If we held it from above, the barrel would drop when fired as down would now be the path of least resistance.
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#287 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
*rolls 3*
User avatar #350 to #287 - meowbitch (02/12/2013) [-]
**meowbitch rolls 638** <-- The correct way
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#341 to #287 - McTowelie has deleted their comment [-]
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#331 to #287 - darkthundertwotwo has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #300 to #287 - darthjangopwnz (02/12/2013) [-]
**darthjangopwnz rolls 003**
User avatar #321 to #300 - erethilful (02/12/2013) [-]
**erethilful rolls 368** More 3's
#315 to #300 - larski (02/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #302 to #300 - darthjangopwnz (02/12/2013) [-]
That sir, is how you roll 3.
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#275 - arrowinurbutt (02/12/2013) [-]
This is now a metal gear thread!
This is now a metal gear thread!
User avatar #271 - Thatwaseasy (02/12/2013) [-]
METAL GEAR! haha and Eve had a Chinese pistol to
#267 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
loling at ******* saying "So they can see the whole gun" just so they can jack some thumbs for not being funny
#266 - arkensas (02/12/2013) [-]
"You used the recoil of the gun to create a horizontal spray, that's a skill that's common in the Chinese underground. Just who are you?" -Snake
User avatar #262 - Stickpye (02/12/2013) [-]
untill hot bullet shells start ejecting into your face...
#256 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations atheists, the pope has resigns.
#265 to #256 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations, education reformers, you wastedes the tax dollars.
User avatar #269 to #265 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations anons, no one gives a **** about you.
#272 to #269 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
"lololol faggy gay anon i took the time to make an account therefore i'm cool and you're faggy gay. anons are what's wrong with this place"
Grow up.
And I have an account, I'm just too lazy to log in.
User avatar #273 to #272 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
"Congratulations atheists, the pope has resigns"
"Congratulations, education reformers, you wastedes the tax dollars."

Yeah it's just because you're anons. Totally.
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#278 to #273 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
#281 to #278 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
I am seriously starting to believe everyone on FJ is retarded.
Did I ever say I hated anons?
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#286 to #281 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
#291 to #286 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Ok, because you have seemingly a too low IQ to understand, I'll explain it to you slowly:

>They make unfunny comments
>I tell them they're unfunny and no one gives a **** about either of them
>I call them anons because THEY ARE anons! How was I supposed to know it was you idiot?!
#365 to #291 - tjocksnorris (02/12/2013) [-]
awgod..
User avatar #375 to #365 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Aye.
#296 to #291 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Humor is subjective.
I wouldn't be talking about what's funny or not if I were you, considering you said a few posts down the page that somebody faking a roll was awesome.
Grow up.
User avatar #299 to #296 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I said it because he got 75 thumbs and there were such low-intelligence comments like "fake and gay hurr durr" wich I don't mind if one or two comment but there was a ******** of them saying the same damn thing over and over again.

And if making a grammar mistake is funny to you, you sure it shouldn't be you to grow up?
#336 to #299 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Again, humor is subjective.
It doesn't matter what's funny to me or isn't funny to me.
Which is why I'm not saying "No one gives a **** about you" to people who I think have a **** sense of humor.
Seriously, grow up.
User avatar #372 to #336 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Ok, let me get this straight, you tell me to grow up, but you laugh at someone making a grammar mistake?

OmG, and then all this butthurt, It seems idiots don't understand thumb down means UNFUNNY not I DISAGREE.
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#292 to #291 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
#293 to #292 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Ok, enough with the anal rampage.
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#294 to #293 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
#297 to #294 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Pls do everyone a favor and an hero, I can't stand the stupidity in your comments, let alone if i'd knew you irl.
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#298 to #297 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #303 to #298 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Ok, that's enough.
You gave me a full thread of the stupidest comments I've ever seen and for that I thank you. Even when I tried to explain you slowly, just like I would to a retard, you still can't come up with anyting other than "GO BACK TO 9GAG U SO STUPID HURR DURR"

Honestly, you should stop, just for your own good.
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#305 to #303 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #307 to #305 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
"Next time don't start an argument if you know you're too stupid to sustain your cause"
I'm ******* done, please don't reply anymore.
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#308 to #307 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #310 to #308 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
Will you finally stop being stupid and stop replying if I say I do?
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#316 to #310 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #319 to #316 - alhemicar (02/12/2013) [-]
You didn't answer my question but yeah you actually said something that makes sense for a change.

Just stop replying. Or if you don't, I shall.
#277 to #273 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Again, not a real anon.
And, yeah, you contributed a bunch by whipping out your "GTFO anon I'm so raw" card so quickly your hand broke the sound barrier.
#254 - noonesperfect ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
related?
#252 - celaeneo (02/12/2013) [-]
Wow.
Wow.
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