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#96 - Lbomb (02/12/2013) [-]
or you could save us the trouble and not make stupid faces, beyonce
#156 to #96 - scarydino (02/12/2013) [-]
or simply accept that you're not perfect and have a laugh at your retarded expressions
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#122 to #114 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Your stupidity is hurting everybody. Please, stop posting.
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User avatar #92 - drunkasaurus (02/12/2013) [-]
I don't get it. We all know Beyoncé is sexy as **** (I can't believe my computer just auto corrected that to put the little mark above the E) it's not like we actually think these contorted versions of her face are what she actually looks like. We have millions of gorgeous photos of her, I think she can deal with a few less than stellar ones.
#91 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
It's too late. She has been committed to meme-ory.
#89 - neals (02/12/2013) [-]
She's still hot as hell
She's still hot as hell
#87 - andyyy (02/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry Beyonce, I'll make you look better
User avatar #86 - remilia (02/12/2013) [-]
She shouldnt wear such unfemale suits.
And she should work on her mimics.
The way she danced didnt look really female or anything. more like a cheap slut.
User avatar #162 to #85 - lolshadowjewtwo (02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed 10 inches deep by my blanket in my penis with 75% survival.
Jesus christ my penis isn't even 10 inches long.
User avatar #149 to #85 - DasSpiel (02/12/2013) [-]
I got stabbed 4 inches deep by my phone on my foot, and I have a 56% chance of dying....wut....
User avatar #140 to #85 - sagedivinity (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 5 inches deep by a bed sheet in my right leg and I have a 70% chance of survival.
#138 to #85 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed 9 inches deep on the back of my neck with a laundry basket and have a 73% chance of survival. Wut?
User avatar #136 to #85 - bossauce (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed four inches deep by my water bottle and have a 79% chance of survival
Thanks Obama
#133 to #85 - schneidend (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 12 inches deep in the knee by my jeans and have 38% chance of survival. Dafuq?
#137 to #133 - spoogle (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 4 inches deep by the x button on an xbox controller on my stomach and I have an 11% chance of survival.
User avatar #129 to #85 - SpaceZombie (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 9 inches deep on my ear with a pencil and I have a 48% chance of survival.
#128 to #85 - megatayters (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed by a Pepsi can, it somehow when 1 inch into my head, and I've got 97% chance of survival.
User avatar #127 to #85 - speedyangel (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed by a blue piece of paper in my jaw 11 inches deep and I have a survival rate of 58%. That's one nasty paper cut.
User avatar #125 to #85 - PurpleLemonade (02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed with a box of frosted cheerios 3 inches deep in the lip. Luckily there's an 89% chance I'll live but I still don't know how I managed that :I
User avatar #121 to #85 - whycanticaps (02/12/2013) [-]
stabbed by a pen, 7 inches deep into my leg 15% chance of living.....shiiieeet
#117 to #85 - auesis (02/12/2013) [-]
I got stabbed by a 10-inch TimeOut wrapper through my chin, 89% chance of survival.

Wat.
User avatar #115 to #85 - megaton ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
i was stabed one inch deep into my lip by my blue jacket and i have a 27% chance to live
#112 to #85 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed by a blue pillow, it went 2 inches deep into my foot, and I have a 71% survival chance. Whaat.
User avatar #107 to #85 - thenameschuck (02/12/2013) [-]
I got stabbed by blue jeans, they went 10 inches deep into my dick, i have a 0% of living for i have no phone...damn my life sucks
User avatar #105 to #85 - drunkasaurus (02/12/2013) [-]
stabbed in the head with a notebook. It's 6 inches deep but the good news is I have a 49% chance of survival.
User avatar #101 to #85 - supersaiyajin (02/12/2013) [-]
I've just been stabbed by an eraser. It went 3 inches into my foot, and I have a 51% chance of survival.
User avatar #99 to #85 - somenerd (02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed by a shirt 6 inches deep in my leg. I have a 90% chance of survival.
#95 to #85 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
so...i was stabbed by this?

i'm 18 and drinking kool-aid...the ****** wrong with me...
User avatar #116 to #95 - actionthriller (02/12/2013) [-]
That's the same as me. I'm also 18.... and eating dollar store canned food .-.
User avatar #98 to #95 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Also according to that, i was stabbed 3 inches deep...in my dick...my survival rate is 01... **************** ...
User avatar #110 to #98 - drunkasaurus (02/12/2013) [-]
R.I.P. huntergriff. We will always remember how valiantly you fought against the dick stabbing kool aid. He never had a chance. ;(
User avatar #93 to #85 - stairs (02/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty ****** , I was just impaled.
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#78 - princesspear (02/12/2013) [-]
I would still hit that so hard that you would need the same machinery they used to save the Chilean miners to pull me out.
#97 to #78 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
An elevator?
User avatar #81 to #78 - Truthordeal (02/12/2013) [-]
...why such a dated reference?
#75 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
stop beating the dead horse or gtfo. this **** happened a ******* week ago and everyone has already moved on. or should have. and great punchline too asshat: "lol." your level of comedic genius is the likes of which the world has never seen.
#106 to #75 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
stop being a faggot. It is still funny.
Beyonce..... is that you??
#68 - EKcEntRIC (02/11/2013) [-]
Actually this chick is so overly sensitive, egotistical, and narcisitic that one of her main rules when backstage no one, and i mean no one except the people who need to speak directly to her, can look at her. If you do then you will be removed from staff for the remainder of the event. I truly wish i were making this up
#82 to #68 - neverunderstand (02/12/2013) [-]
Proof?
#83 to #82 - EKcEntRIC (02/12/2013) [-]
it was in a magazine i was flipping through while waiting to pay for groceries, cant remember which one unfortunately but it was one of the event MC's who verified it because he had to "fire" 3 people
User avatar #65 - jordoguy (02/11/2013) [-]
What I find hilarious about Beyonce is that she goes on about how girls rule the world, I can imagine she's a feminist of some kind (I'm just assuming this stuff cause I have no idea) but then goes on stage wearing tight leather outfits surrounded by other women in tight leather outfits. Kinda contradicts her own message.
#77 to #65 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
How?
User avatar #167 to #77 - jordoguy (02/12/2013) [-]
The only way for to get attention is too show everyone her body, isn't that what women don't want ?
#64 - sauced (02/11/2013) [-]
Psssst... Hey... Hey FunnyJunk... Beyonce doesn't care
#62 - albertjester (02/11/2013) [-]
you want something taken off of the internet? give the internet something worse. it wont take your thing off, but it'll make them forget it at least. not unlike when you want the dog to drop your keys. give him a biscuit them grab them and run.
#55 - rageone (02/11/2013) [-]
what about this?
User avatar #53 - kakkakrabbypatty (02/11/2013) [-]
She knows less about the internet than lamar smith
#52 - mishaestrin (02/11/2013) [-]
and this meme
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