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User avatar #37 - runtz (02/10/2013) [-]
I donk't know guys, I don't think he's lion!

ahaha.. oh god why..
#36 - meatduckk (02/10/2013) [-]
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#48 to #36 - kenleyP (02/10/2013) [-]
LMAO
was listening to this song while looking at that gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk1_DbbzSdY they're perfect together
User avatar #59 to #48 - themabymaby (02/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
#33 - lennyright (02/10/2013) [-]
It was funny the first time
#23 - goodnewseveryone (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - defeats (02/10/2013) [-]
So they can leap forward 36 feet? 36 feet is far, that is pretty scary...
User avatar #29 to #22 - opodoromo (02/10/2013) [-]
The world record for men is about 29 feet. For a lions 36 feet aren't that scarry.
#121 to #29 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [-]
That's world record. What's the average leap a human can do?
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#101 to #77 - harbingerwolf (02/10/2013) [-]
Who the **** begs for thumbs when they get near 100?
#87 to #77 - mmajunkie (02/10/2013) [-]
Are you begging for thumbs?
#151 to #87 - personone (02/11/2013) [-]
I FIXED IT
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User avatar #44 to #20 - matriculator (02/10/2013) [-]
Snoop
User avatar #38 to #20 - seventhseeker (02/10/2013) [-]
dont trust him, he is lion
#43 to #38 - arnoldbusk (02/10/2013) [-]
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#13 - whiteblob (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #13 - beatmasterz (02/10/2013) [-]
did he died?
User avatar #24 to #17 - ithinkimfunny (02/10/2013) [-]
he is kill
User avatar #25 to #24 - beatmasterz (02/10/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #34 to #25 - fridginator (02/10/2013) [-]
yes
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User avatar #11 - asasqw (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm a jump 36 feet and break all my legs when I land
User avatar #39 to #11 - jessieqwertyu (02/10/2013) [-]
all your legs?
#15 to #11 - tonkkax (02/10/2013) [-]
If you were able to jump 36 feet, your feet would be strong enough to withstand the impact going down.
User avatar #62 to #15 - bothemastaofall (02/10/2013) [-]
You are wrong
User avatar #114 to #62 - tonkkax (02/10/2013) [-]
If you keep jumping up and down until you can jump 36 feet, the bones in your body will reinforce each jump. If you kick an iron pole, next time you kick it, it won't hurt as much. This is because whenever your muscles/bones get minor wounds in them they rebuild into stronger and stronger version of their older selves.
User avatar #145 to #114 - bothemastaofall (02/10/2013) [-]
>humans can jump 36 ft in the air
Your bones may get tougher, but your organs don't. Also, you would require more muscle to jump that high, which is more mass. It's not even possible for a human to jump 36 feet in the air without help of a machine.
#28 to #15 - conri (02/10/2013) [-]
Not just your feet. Your entire body would have to be able to take the impact too. Say it was just your legs. The rest of you, following inertia and physics, would not have the strength to stop its momentum. Your pelvis would be snapped in half, organs spilling out of your gooch because the force turned them into projectiles and they punched through, your ribs would act like an accordion, spine would telescope, and your head would be somewhere in your chest cavity
#42 to #28 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [-]
get back in your locker NERD!!
User avatar #40 to #28 - tonkkax (02/10/2013) [-]
Well, if the body can withstand the ability to jump into air, it should be able to land down too. The same effect when you jump happens when you fall down - your legs are pressed against the rest of your body. You would know not to throw a jump like that before you even lifted up in the air.
User avatar #41 to #40 - conri (02/10/2013) [-]
Depending on the direction of pull/push for your muscles, you could jump insanely high, but landing would be a different matter
#26 to #15 - kingpongthedon (02/10/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, the force applied for the jump will be distributed over a longer period of time than the landing. Think of it like throwing an egg up into the air. While the egg will have the same energy when it leaves your hand as when it hits the ground, you know it will shatter on the ground and not while it's in your hand.
User avatar #30 to #26 - daniboi (02/10/2013) [-]
Not if you apply the same force just in the opposite order. Then it will be exactly the same motion and pressure at the same body pose.
#31 to #30 - kingpongthedon (02/10/2013) [-]
You can't do that though, that's the problem. When you come down, you come to a stop much faster than it takes you to jump. Also, there are issues with muscle tension and it's ability to distribute forces while in different states (when jumping vs when landing). So not just would it shatter your bones, but it'd tear your tendons and ligaments as well.
#73 to #31 - devout feminist (02/10/2013) [-]
you're forgetting that the time it takes you to jump would have to be really ******* short if you want to have the velocity to make it up to 36 feet. In both jumping and landing, you have to accelerate the same amount, in the same distance (leg bending etc.). So the forces could theoretically be identical
#19 to #15 - gisuar (02/10/2013) [-]
but your back wouldn't
#21 to #19 - itrooztrooperdown (02/10/2013) [-]
If you were to be capable to jump 36 feet up from idle, you would be capable to land, since you need to witsand the force you would develop to jump in the frist place... All of your body would be designed to do so.
#32 to #21 - kingpongthedon (02/10/2013) [-]
But you have to keep in mind that the jump occurs over a much longer time than the stop. The power developed while landing may be orders of magnitude greater than that developed by jumping. Though the work done in each state is the same, the force needed to stop is significantly higher. It's the maximum force applied that breaks bones, not the work done at either state.
#35 to #32 - itrooztrooperdown (02/10/2013) [-]
I don't quite get your point... but I think you are suggesting that you would have to train in order to land properly (like the parkour guys do) so when you land you gradually dissipate the force of the landing hit... probably you're right.
#136 to #35 - tonkkax (02/10/2013) [-]
mfw i turned this place into Sciencejunk.
User avatar #18 to #15 - edsabbath (02/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd think that if one was to withstand the force of a 36 foot vertical jump, they'd sure as hell be able to land it. I'm not certain, but I'm fairly sure that the force going up would be more than the force coming down. I guess that depends on weight, perhaps...
#12 to #11 - RequieminMortis (02/10/2013) [-]
Also relevant since cats can fall 36 feet without injury.
#9 - breakfastlunch (02/10/2013) [-]
<--Right after Simba jumped 36 feet to catch a slimy bug.
<--Right after Simba jumped 36 feet to catch a slimy bug.
User avatar #16 to #9 - Gnome (02/10/2013) [-]
******* saved
User avatar #8 - yurath (02/10/2013) [-]
THIS!



is the only thing I've seen all week that has made me laugh out loud!
#7 - vladhellsing (02/10/2013) [-]
This is going to be epic.
User avatar #130 to #7 - kratosalza (02/10/2013) [-]
I know I'm going to come off as a newfag and all but where is that guy holding the bat from? I see him way too often and now I'm just extremely curious.
#146 to #130 - Ryansixsixsix (02/10/2013) [-]
This was my contribution to the bandwagon.
#134 to #130 - vladhellsing (02/10/2013) [-]
Gas Mask Goliath, the hero that Gotham deserves.
User avatar #138 to #134 - kratosalza (02/10/2013) [-]
alright, thanks.
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#94 to #80 - mjrose (02/10/2013) [-]
No don't worry, its just Chuck Testa!
User avatar #115 to #90 - alucardhellsing (02/10/2013) [-]
That username
#137 to #115 - vladhellsing (02/10/2013) [-]
Well... this is awkward.
User avatar #149 to #137 - alucardhellsing (02/10/2013) [-]
You are so lucky I don't have my reaction folder with me
#150 to #149 - vladhellsing (02/11/2013) [-]
Battle of the Alucards?
#153 to #150 - alucardhellsing (02/11/2013) [-]
... only if you want to
User avatar #4 - ozkarmak (02/10/2013) [-]
i know this is a repost, but **** it, it was the first one to actually made me laugh
User avatar #5 to #4 - captainbh (02/10/2013) [-]
Haven't seen it on here, I'll delete mine if I can find it.
User avatar #2 - camomille (02/10/2013) [-]
You just edited all the tumblr out of it
User avatar #3 to #2 - captainbh (02/10/2013) [-]
Not seeing your point.
#1 - devout feminist (02/09/2013) [-]
This explains why Mufasa died.
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