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#110 - gabekhouth
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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#107 - fenwaythebadass
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**fenwaythebadass rolled a random image posted in comment #246393 at Pokemon **
**fenwaythebadass rolled a random image posted in comment #246393 at Pokemon **
#173 to #107 - jurto
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(02/05/2013) [-]
A Vulpix for Christmas? Where's Santa when I need him?
A Vulpix for Christmas? Where's Santa when I need him?
#140 to #107 - theorangefox
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I WANT ONE!!
#102 - anon
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#89 - gorillabutts
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(02/05/2013) [-]
This isn't a prank! It's a hate crime against testicles!
#88 - anon
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#117 to #88 - thewitchking
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Seriously, this **** has to stop.
#112 to #88 - koalasonfire
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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#99 to #88 - jsrf
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#96 to #88 - albiwankenobi
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(02/05/2013) [-]
It's things like this that makes me wonder what anon would post if he/she could include pictures in comments.
It's things like this that makes me wonder what anon would post if he/she could include pictures in comments.
#106 to #96 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#108 to #106 - albiwankenobi
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(02/05/2013) [-]
This is me without a **** to give.
This is me without a **** to give.
#92 to #88 - bitchplzzz
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Eeeeeehhhwwwww!! Stale pasta! What're you trying to do? Poison me?
#91 to #88 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
This message does nothing except divide people. This kind of **** makes EVERYONE feel powerless. All humans are exactly the same. As of right now, we are all stupid, but we don't have to be.
#90 to #88 - mykoira
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(02/05/2013) [-]
that must be true, i'm not asian and i cannot read minds
#85 - guitarsimmi
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(02/05/2013) [-]
yeah!
yeah!
#82 - arthurmitchell
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this
#154 to #82 - Dwarf
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I remember that game. I got hit in the balls so many times. X)
#78 - xfz
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(02/05/2013) [-]
#72 - watermelonmcnigger
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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#149 to #72 - istartedthewar
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(02/05/2013) [-]
This is about the fifth time I've fell for this
#145 to #72 - anticitezenone
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**anticitezenone rolls 74**

Nope

just chuck testa
#143 to #72 - waffies
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**waffies rolls 777 in sexy blue text**

Seems wholly legitimate
#114 to #72 - fingercramp
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(02/05/2013) [-]
What is this I don't even?
What is this I don't even?
#111 to #72 - bohemianblasphemy
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Well, for starters, it isn't even your username...
#98 to #72 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
As funny as this is it gets boring when people post it just for the sake of posting it with no relation to the content whatsoever.
#81 to #72 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Fell for it.
#80 to #72 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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#79 to #72 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
The best part about this is your name. XD
#76 to #72 - lolcandyman
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**lolcandyman rolls 128**
**lolcandyman rolls 128**
#115 to #76 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
*rolls 3* Scumbagposter
#130 to #115 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 568** your doin it wrong
#152 to #130 - Matoben
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**Matoben rolls 595** *you're
#151 to #130 - vhq **User deleted account**
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#63 - lawlorphilly
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(02/05/2013) [-]
the door is a creeper
#62 - piptime
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(02/05/2013) [-]
The basket is so unnecessary, but it makes it a million times funnier.
#83 to #62 - deusexcetera
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Actually, the basket is the genius part. It blocks his vision, guarantees the string will be the perfect length to hit him right in the nuts, and gives it a better chance of hitting dead center.
#49 - liquidz
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Mouse trap... I guarantee it! It's the craziest thing you'll ever see!
#38 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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#64 to #38 - yurippe
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**** that hurts o.O
**** that hurts o.O
#43 to #38 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
No matter how false that picture can ve, it's still painful to see.
#45 to #43 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
be*
#44 to #43 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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Why hello there.
#46 to #44 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Hello my friend.
#47 to #46 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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Fun is it not, we meet each other over the talk of a broken penis.
#50 to #47 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I don't know if "fun" is the word I'd use though. But yes, I expected to meet you in a different topic.
#54 to #50 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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Yeah history is more our topic. Reminds me, i found a book at the bookstore where i work which was named: the cultural history of the penis.

Not kidding, it actually exist,
#60 to #54 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
I know that penises (and boobs too) have certain importance in several cultures but I wouldn't have thought someone wrote a book about that...
#61 to #60 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
My coworkers and me was stunned for several minutes after finding it. Part from laughter another part from sheer surprise.

But when you do think about it, it is actually a whole LOT of things with the penis.

In a ancient asian culture(forgot which one) a flaccid penis did mean luck, just a example.
#66 to #61 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Yes, I guess is not so wild. In Japan, there's a penis day thing and they even do festivals and fairs and stuff. However, I still find it.. unusual.
#69 to #66 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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Oh that one, yeah i have read the wiki about it. It is to symbolize fertility(kinda obvious).

And then we had the ''penis puches'' of the 1500-16** which i do not remember the name of.
#71 to #69 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
What is that?
#73 to #71 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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I only know the Norwegian name of it. And that is ''skamkapsel'' or shamecap.

The thing that our dear king have on his equipment here.
#74 to #73 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Ah yes... I don't know the english name either but in Spanish they are called "braguetas". Our beloved king wore one too.

Too near from the dog's head....
#77 to #74 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
It is kinda fun, when i do think about it, i actually can a lot about penis.

But back to history, did you know that they were eventually damned by the pope? They got so colorful and some even had feathers or pearls at them that it did become to much.
#84 to #77 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
No, I didn't know that but I can understand why the Pope banned them... Imagine talking to a guy who has pearls and feathers on his crotch.
I know a lot of history but I barely know anything about this kind of things for some reason.
#87 to #84 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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Well, it is not exactly the thing you google or just randomly start talking about.

Scenario: hey paul, wanna talk about the cultural history of the penis.

Not images the reaction to anyone if you asked that to them.
#93 to #87 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Yeah kind of weird. However, we ended up talking about it.
#94 to #93 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Well....we were talking about penis and i since you are my history pal i thought we might combine it.

All in all, not so bad.
#101 to #94 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Enjoy yourself. See you around.
#97 to #94 - arandomanon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Of course. I wasn't complaining anyways. It was interesting, as usual.
#100 to #97 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Well, see you later, i am off to kill some pixels in cold blood.
#34 - origommi
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Just magic! **
**origommi rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Just magic! **
#33 - mrhazzy ONLINE
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(02/05/2013) [-]
what triggered it to fall?
#28 - pyra
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(02/05/2013) [-]
This reminds me of when my balls got regularly kicked in in high school
#51 to #28 - zhooker
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(02/05/2013) [-]
This one time, I said something stupid to some girl in 6th grade... I don't remember what it was... Then she kicked me in the balls so hard that I blacked out and woke up surrounded by people, including my friends and my gym teacher. Turns out, it was time to leave school when I woke up.
#37 to #28 - felixjarl
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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That bad pick up lines?
#26 - SILENCEnight
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(02/05/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at I have a boner ** theres a special place in hell for people who set this up
#22 - niklamacz
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Looks like 186 (93*2) balls are going to hurt
#27 to #22 - pyra
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(02/05/2013) [-]
People on FJ don't have the guts to do it
#52 to #27 - liquidz
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Don't you mean... the balls... to do it...
#20 - niggernazi
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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#19 - festinas
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Should of filled the basket with cow **** and added nails to the can.
#181 to #19 - rockamekishiko
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Does "should OF filled" really make sense? sorry for being an asshole but i just can't understand why people do that, it's "should HAVE"*
#132 to #19 - anon
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(02/05/2013) [-]
*Should have
#53 to #19 - dingbox
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(02/05/2013) [-]
..or just shoot them in the head
#70 to #53 - hairibar
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