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#77 - basiclynothing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#202 - imalizard (02/04/2013) [-]
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#129 - corruptdog (02/04/2013) [-]
mfw it's a religion post.
mfw it's a religion post.
#57 - SILENCEnight (02/04/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at Oh tumblr ** well played atheists
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#59 to #57 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
holy 			****		, check out the title!
holy **** , check out the title!
User avatar #53 - KayRed (02/04/2013) [-]
I ******* hate fashion focused cowboys.
User avatar #276 - PubLandlord (02/04/2013) [-]
Guess which group was a second class citizen and was hated in America.

Both of them
User avatar #237 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Keep in mind the rules handed down where for that specific time and place. Societies evolve over time, and I'm pretty damn sure someone who came up with so many good ideas (Hey, you've gotta admit, if nothing else, this Jesus dude really made a good effort at improving peoples lives) would know that, regardless of if he's divine or not. TLDR: If it involves being a dick, don't do it, because while that may contradict some of the older stuff, it follows the overarching concept. Loving your fellow man, trying to be a better person, and leaving the world a better place then when you came into it.

Now, has for the Old Testament stuff...A lot of that **** was required just to get by. These people basically had the level of civilization of mud huts and farming. Too many people go gay? Lower birth rate, and not enough people to work the farms. Murder everybody? Same thing. Stealing? Leads to scarcity and death, and pissed off farmers pitchforking your ass, which leads to the aforementioned starvation deal from lack of farmers. There was a time and place, in the brutal past, that such laws where required...but we've evolved since then.
User avatar #242 to #237 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way? I'm a Buddhist, I just think most of the major religious prophets where decent people who tried to fix the world the best they could. And devoted their entire lives to it...Hell, I'd buy them all a beer if I could (Except Muhammad, he's got this whole thing about it.)
#226 to #201 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
aaaaah! if this is reversed then that means his head was actually completely under the mud and he would have suffocated in **** !
User avatar #254 to #226 - nikkomothafucka (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah dude he died i found it on 4chan:)
Or i am pretty sure he died
#260 to #254 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
serves him right for being a retard, at least he could have stopped struggling that made him go under quickly if he didn't do that they might have been able to pull a rope or something, it's sad for his family though.
#261 to #260 - nikkomothafucka (02/04/2013) [-]
What can i say he had a 			******		 death
What can i say he had a ****** death
#199 - infinitereaper (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh, oh these posts.
#167 - tommygunntyler (02/04/2013) [-]
anyone else think of this guy or this show?
#186 to #167 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #194 to #167 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
the bible quotes are the exact ones they reference haha. oh god I love It's Always Sunny.
So much.
User avatar #195 to #194 - tommygunntyler (02/04/2013) [-]
yes!
im not alone lol
User avatar #196 to #195 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
of course not! anon just hasn't found freedom in Sunny. When I found out their 7 seasons were all on Netflix... let's just say I had a very hard time finding sleep that week.
User avatar #155 - richardastley ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
What does the Bible say about a couple dudes holding hands? As far as I know, that Old Testament verse is about sex between men, and there's a lot of other **** in the Old Testament that Christians ignore. A minority of them just got a little picky with them and a few others agreed with them without thinking about it.
#93 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]
And so, the internet discuses religion
And so, the internet discuses religion
User avatar #46 - andriod (02/04/2013) [-]
Everybody is always bashing slavery, but could you imagine the current world if it never existed? It was(Possibly still is) crucial in our development as a whole.

Slaves built the pyramids
Slaves build the Parthenon
Almost every country on this planet throughout all of history had relied on slaves.
It was necessary at the time.

#66 to #46 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
and, most people go off of uncle toms cabin for how all slaves worked. i'd say at least 20% of all slaves enjoyed it because they were treated like a family pet, they were given food and shelter they just had to work.
User avatar #41 - soulstealerr (02/04/2013) [-]
I see a lot of posts like this on here bashing Christians. Where are the quotes from the Koran or the way Muslims deal with slavery, women, and gays. Just sayin.
User avatar #44 to #41 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
well I think jokes work better and mean more on things which we understand
User avatar #19 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Well in all honesty I don't get drilled in the ass by most women I know so technically I'm not laying with them in the same way. Also it is debatable if it is just telling you to not have threesomes or not
User avatar #20 to #19 - darthdingo (02/03/2013) [-]
So it's possible that all this time, God's been saying that we can't have threesomes. I don't know which one's worse, then.
User avatar #21 to #20 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Your telling me, both my mates might get a bit flustered when they hear the news
User avatar #27 to #21 - darthdingo (02/03/2013) [-]
Heh, and then people wonder why we try to escape reality. Still, reality has one awesome perk, which no videogame, movie, dream, or book can ever have.
User avatar #22 to #19 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
it says lie, not ****
User avatar #23 to #22 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Ugh, now it's telling me to be honest. I'm sure it has already been over this **** before
User avatar #24 to #23 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
it?
User avatar #26 to #24 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Well I kinda figured it would be rude to ask the bible for it's gender so I call it an it
#28 to #26 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
I still haven't got a clue what you mean
I still haven't got a clue what you mean
User avatar #30 to #28 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Well you said "it?" so I kinda figured you were doing that in response of me calling the bible an it, what the **** were you talking about precisely?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
oh right yeah I guess but what confused me is when you said "it's telling me to be honest" and "it's probably gone over this **** before"
User avatar #32 to #31 - celestiasbeard (02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, I see how that can be misunderstood
#207 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
The bible never said slaves were ok, nor did it say it hated gays. **** off OP.
#211 to #207 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Ever hear of the curse of Ham? Might want to look it up.
User avatar #218 to #207 - mrselfdestruct ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
God also destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for their homosexual sins. Btw, Christians barely follow any of the laws of Leviticus. So slavery is not condoned in our religion. :D
Just felt like sharing
User avatar #224 to #218 - calawesome ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
God destroyed sodom and gamorrah because they were homosexual RAPISTS,not simply causetheere was homosexuality.
User avatar #235 to #224 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
So you can **** all the dudes you want, but you'd better make DAMN sure you've got permission to pork that asshole, or ******* FIRE RAIN.
User avatar #236 to #235 - calawesome ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
more or less. but god also sent down two angels disguised as men to try and convince them to quit the raping and **** ...They replied by trying to rape the angels. God ****** them because of that.
User avatar #239 to #236 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
"Alright, so how'd it go?"

"I'm...leaking things...in places...and Raphael needs a doughnut...for sitting"

"... **** this **** , bring on the fire rain."

"Um...Isn't that a littl-"

"Do you want to go back down there?"

"...Point taken, nuke away Lord."
User avatar #244 to #239 - calawesome ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I don't think it went quite like that, no.
User avatar #249 to #244 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
This is the internet, this is probably going to be the LEAST blasphemous thing you see today.
User avatar #250 to #249 - calawesome ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
actually, that's not blasphemy.Saying goddammit, or jesus christ isn't either. Blasphemy is crditing something god did to the devil.
User avatar #252 to #250 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
...So wait, when those fundies are saying Rock Music was made by Satan...
User avatar #253 to #252 - calawesome ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
i think it has more to do with with satanism. when 'fundies' say satan created rock, it's in a negative light. if they spoke about it in a positive way, then i think it is yeah.
User avatar #297 to #224 - mrselfdestruct ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
That is also true. Homosexuality isn't a sin. But sodomy is and rape is a sin too.
User avatar #225 to #218 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
*slavery hasn't been condoned in our religion for a while.
User avatar #285 - mrfourtysevenman (02/04/2013) [-]
im a christian
gays can hold hands
gays can kiss
gays can make out
gays can get married
-they just cant sexually pleasure each other
and even if they do its not my ******* business.
nothing in the bible says anything about men marrying and people think we give a **** .
#287 to #285 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
it says gay people are evil and that marriage should be between a man and a women.
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gay/long.htm
User avatar #292 to #287 - mrfourtysevenman (02/04/2013) [-]
yeah well its a sin not to accept people.
User avatar #293 to #292 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
contradiction does not equal disproof, it only distinguishes the validity
User avatar #6 - Vandeekree (02/03/2013) [-]
The bible says you can't force a person into slavery. Back then slavery didn't mean what it does in the modern use of the word. Slavery was a lot more like a contract that required the person to work in exchange for something. Most often shelter and food sense money wasn't universally used.
#10 to #6 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
You're talking about the flavor of slavery that Israelites would use with other Israelites. With foreigners it's completely different.

Here, watch this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MFmC6BD1B4
User avatar #11 to #10 - Vandeekree (02/03/2013) [-]
if only you weren't anon so I could reply...
User avatar #7 to #6 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
it still says you can beat them with rods, also it says this:
"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." - (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
#47 to #7 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
women were seen as only good to marry if they were virgins and women usually were not able to take care of themselves so the best solution was to force the rapist to marry and care for the woman so the woman now has a husband to take care of her plus money the real punishment is to the rapist ,see if they killed the rapist then the woman would be forever unmarried and poor this way a real justice is served
User avatar #49 to #47 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
no, the reason that women which have been laid before are worthless is because it says so in the bible, it says if you are not a virgin and get married you should be stoned to death if the bible didn't say that it wouldn't be a problem, also it is in no way perfect justice as a women would have to live with a rapist who is his property for the rest of there life, do you not think they are going to rape, enslave and abuse her for the rest of her life? there is no law that the rapist has to look after the women at all and a rapist who wanted a wife could find a women to rape pay the fine and it would be exactly the same as buying a slave. If you say this is perfect justice you are deluded
User avatar #8 to #7 - Vandeekree (02/03/2013) [-]
Yes, all of that is true.
#14 - pupak (02/03/2013) [-]
I'd rather have enslaved ******* than free faggots
#16 to #14 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
well then the only logical explanation is that you are a pile of sticks.
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