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#267 - niggernazi
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(02/04/2013) [-]
beliebe me, i have read the bible and it aint sayin a **** about cowboys or *******
#268 to #267 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
ok, I can trust someone who calls themselves "**********" you are obviously someone I should listen to
#207 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
The bible never said slaves were ok, nor did it say it hated gays. **** off OP.
#211 to #207 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Ever hear of the curse of Ham? Might want to look it up.
#218 to #207 - mrselfdestruct
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(02/04/2013) [-]
God also destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for their homosexual sins. Btw, Christians barely follow any of the laws of Leviticus. So slavery is not condoned in our religion. :D
Just felt like sharing
#224 to #218 - calawesome
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(02/04/2013) [-]
God destroyed sodom and gamorrah because they were homosexual RAPISTS,not simply causetheere was homosexuality.
#235 to #224 - neoexdeath
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(02/04/2013) [-]
So you can **** all the dudes you want, but you'd better make DAMN sure you've got permission to pork that asshole, or ******* FIRE RAIN.
#236 to #235 - calawesome
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(02/04/2013) [-]
more or less. but god also sent down two angels disguised as men to try and convince them to quit the raping and ****...They replied by trying to rape the angels. God ****** them because of that.
#239 to #236 - neoexdeath
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(02/04/2013) [-]
"Alright, so how'd it go?"

"I'm...leaking things...in places...and Raphael needs a doughnut...for sitting"

"...**** this ****, bring on the fire rain."

"Um...Isn't that a littl-"

"Do you want to go back down there?"

"...Point taken, nuke away Lord."
#244 to #239 - calawesome
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I don't think it went quite like that, no.
#249 to #244 - neoexdeath
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(02/04/2013) [-]
This is the internet, this is probably going to be the LEAST blasphemous thing you see today.
#250 to #249 - calawesome
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(02/04/2013) [-]
actually, that's not blasphemy.Saying goddammit, or jesus christ isn't either. Blasphemy is crditing something god did to the devil.
#252 to #250 - neoexdeath
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(02/04/2013) [-]
...So wait, when those fundies are saying Rock Music was made by Satan...
#253 to #252 - calawesome
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(02/04/2013) [-]
i think it has more to do with with satanism. when 'fundies' say satan created rock, it's in a negative light. if they spoke about it in a positive way, then i think it is yeah.
#297 to #224 - mrselfdestruct
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(02/04/2013) [-]
That is also true. Homosexuality isn't a sin. But sodomy is and rape is a sin too.
#225 to #218 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
*slavery hasn't been condoned in our religion for a while.
#177 - warlockrichard
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#285 - mrfourtysevenman
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(02/04/2013) [-]
im a christian
gays can hold hands
gays can kiss
gays can make out
gays can get married
-they just cant sexually pleasure each other
and even if they do its not my ******* business.
nothing in the bible says anything about men marrying and people think we give a ****.
#287 to #285 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
it says gay people are evil and that marriage should be between a man and a women.
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gay/long.htm
#292 to #287 - mrfourtysevenman
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(02/04/2013) [-]
yeah well its a sin not to accept people.
#293 to #292 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
contradiction does not equal disproof, it only distinguishes the validity
#202 - imalizard
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(02/04/2013) [-]
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#129 - corruptdog
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(02/04/2013) [-]
mfw it's a religion post.
mfw it's a religion post.
#132 to #129 - brothergrimm ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#57 - SILENCEnight
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(02/04/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at Oh tumblr ** well played atheists
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at Oh tumblr ** well played atheists
#59 to #57 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
holy ****, check out the title!
holy ****, check out the title!
#53 - KayRed
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I ******* hate fashion focused cowboys.
#14 - pupak
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I'd rather have enslaved ******* than free faggots
#16 to #14 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
well then the only logical explanation is that you are a pile of sticks.
#6 - Vandeekree
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(02/03/2013) [-]
The bible says you can't force a person into slavery. Back then slavery didn't mean what it does in the modern use of the word. Slavery was a lot more like a contract that required the person to work in exchange for something. Most often shelter and food sense money wasn't universally used.
#10 to #6 - anon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
You're talking about the flavor of slavery that Israelites would use with other Israelites. With foreigners it's completely different.

Here, watch this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MFmC6BD1B4
#11 to #10 - Vandeekree
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(02/03/2013) [-]
if only you weren't anon so I could reply...
#7 to #6 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
it still says you can beat them with rods, also it says this:
"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her." - (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
#47 to #7 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
women were seen as only good to marry if they were virgins and women usually were not able to take care of themselves so the best solution was to force the rapist to marry and care for the woman so the woman now has a husband to take care of her plus money the real punishment is to the rapist ,see if they killed the rapist then the woman would be forever unmarried and poor this way a real justice is served
#49 to #47 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/04/2013) [-]
no, the reason that women which have been laid before are worthless is because it says so in the bible, it says if you are not a virgin and get married you should be stoned to death if the bible didn't say that it wouldn't be a problem, also it is in no way perfect justice as a women would have to live with a rapist who is his property for the rest of there life, do you not think they are going to rape, enslave and abuse her for the rest of her life? there is no law that the rapist has to look after the women at all and a rapist who wanted a wife could find a women to rape pay the fine and it would be exactly the same as buying a slave. If you say this is perfect justice you are deluded
#8 to #7 - Vandeekree
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Yes, all of that is true.
#271 - usmcoorah
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Ahh...Intolerance. Regardless if you like it or not, its what makes the world go round.
#272 to #271 - usmcoorah
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Not saying I like it.
#273 to #272 - usmcoorah
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Okay its kinda funny sometimes.
#281 to #273 - thatguywhohasbacon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Just gonna blast more holes in this sinking ship huh?
#199 - infinitereaper ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Oh, oh these posts.
#167 - tommygunntyler
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(02/04/2013) [-]
anyone else think of this guy or this show?
#186 to #167 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
nope
#194 to #167 - thepandaking
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(02/04/2013) [-]
the bible quotes are the exact ones they reference haha. oh god I love It's Always Sunny.
So much.
#195 to #194 - tommygunntyler
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(02/04/2013) [-]
yes!
im not alone lol
#196 to #195 - thepandaking
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(02/04/2013) [-]
of course not! anon just hasn't found freedom in Sunny. When I found out their 7 seasons were all on Netflix... let's just say I had a very hard time finding sleep that week.
#155 - richardastley
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(02/04/2013) [-]
What does the Bible say about a couple dudes holding hands? As far as I know, that Old Testament verse is about sex between men, and there's a lot of other **** in the Old Testament that Christians ignore. A minority of them just got a little picky with them and a few others agreed with them without thinking about it.
#149 - Juigiknows
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(02/04/2013) [-]
"But the first testiment!!"

"21:7-11"

"When jesus said..."

Can we just stop refering to that book, love one another, and just carrry on without the hate? For **** sakes people. Shut up. Thanks.


#125 - narutohaukea
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(02/04/2013) [-]
im not going to say there is a religious debate in the comments but there are people posting many comment replies whether the bible says one thing or another
#98 - redjohn
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(02/04/2013) [-]
But without the slaves, those faggots wouldn't be able to hold hands in a highly developed country.
#141 to #98 - konradkurze
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(02/04/2013) [-]
first world countries were built on the blood sweat and toil of 3rd world labor
#102 to #98 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
You're so right! slavery is now justified! ................Dumbass
#105 to #102 - redjohn
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#104 to #102 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Wrong comment.
#95 - ohthreeeleven
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Heads up, slaves from Africa were purchased from (guess who?? :D ) OTHER BLACK PEOPLE!!
#101 to #95 - dubnineninedubs
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(02/04/2013) [-]
righttt purchased, must have been a fair deal, for sure.
#113 to #101 - ohthreeeleven
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(02/04/2013) [-]
you're right blacks enslaving blacks is much more morally superior
#19 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Well in all honesty I don't get drilled in the ass by most women I know so technically I'm not laying with them in the same way. Also it is debatable if it is just telling you to not have threesomes or not
#20 to #19 - darthdingo
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(02/03/2013) [-]
So it's possible that all this time, God's been saying that we can't have threesomes. I don't know which one's worse, then.
#21 to #20 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Your telling me, both my mates might get a bit flustered when they hear the news
#27 to #21 - darthdingo
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Heh, and then people wonder why we try to escape reality. Still, reality has one awesome perk, which no videogame, movie, dream, or book can ever have.
#22 to #19 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
it says lie, not ****
#23 to #22 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Ugh, now it's telling me to be honest. I'm sure it has already been over this **** before
#24 to #23 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
it?
#26 to #24 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Well I kinda figured it would be rude to ask the bible for it's gender so I call it an it
#28 to #26 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
I still haven't got a clue what you mean
I still haven't got a clue what you mean
#30 to #28 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Well you said "it?" so I kinda figured you were doing that in response of me calling the bible an it, what the **** were you talking about precisely?
#31 to #30 - thebritishguy [OP]
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(02/03/2013) [-]
oh right yeah I guess but what confused me is when you said "it's telling me to be honest" and "it's probably gone over this **** before"
#32 to #31 - celestiasbeard
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Ok, I see how that can be misunderstood
#9 - anon
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(02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, the bible hates cowboys!
#215 to #9 - undeadwill
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(02/04/2013) [-]
They are an abomination of homosexuality
#307 to #215 - undeadwill
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(02/05/2013) [-]
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THAT WAS A JOKE