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#203 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
maybe that section of the bible meant to literally lie next to and had nothing to do with sex? wouldn't that be funny.
#210 to #203 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Except that makes absolutely no ******* sense, and the bible also mentions how gays won't go to heaven. Yeah, twist this **** all you want, friend.
#258 to #210 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
I was joking..... like wouldn't it be funny if the whole christian anti gay thing was due to a translation error when they translated the bible from hebrew, to ancient greek to latin then to english. some people have no sense of humour
#202 - imalizard (02/04/2013) [-]
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#226 to #201 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
aaaaah! if this is reversed then that means his head was actually completely under the mud and he would have suffocated in **** !
User avatar #254 to #226 - nikkomothafucka (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah dude he died i found it on 4chan:)
Or i am pretty sure he died
#260 to #254 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
serves him right for being a retard, at least he could have stopped struggling that made him go under quickly if he didn't do that they might have been able to pull a rope or something, it's sad for his family though.
#261 to #260 - nikkomothafucka (02/04/2013) [-]
What can i say he had a 						******					 death
What can i say he had a ****** death
#200 - sirbustyabals (02/04/2013) [-]
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#199 - infinitereaper (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh, oh these posts.
#198 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
NEITHER

thebritishguy what are you, some sort of dumbass? Read the book you are criticizing first.
#190 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
niether, slaves back then werent as slaves are today. it was more like master and servant, those born wealthy, and those who had to work for money. the slavery tht came to be know by us today is much more racist and cruel.
User avatar #228 to #190 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
anon won't hear this but I'll write it for the rest of you, that is what slavery was like for people from Israel but it said to take them from other countries and they would have been treated badly
#187 - vegetatheprince (02/04/2013) [-]
It's not like the bible was written only about not allowing gays. There was maybe, 1 or 2 lines on it. They also said don't get tattoos, but people do that without thought.   
   
Aa for slavery, it was also a book written thousands of years ago, so yea, its a bit behind the times.
It's not like the bible was written only about not allowing gays. There was maybe, 1 or 2 lines on it. They also said don't get tattoos, but people do that without thought.

Aa for slavery, it was also a book written thousands of years ago, so yea, its a bit behind the times.
User avatar #231 to #187 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
no there isn't there 29 separate accounts were the bible is homophobic
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gay/long.htm
User avatar #216 to #187 - ivoryhammer (02/04/2013) [-]
So people can only follow 1 part of the bible and ignore the other parts?
#185 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Would just like to mention: Just because it's in the Bible doesn't mean the Bible is condoning it. The point of the Bible is to reveal human nature: The good, the bad, and the ugly. It shows the bad parts of humanity and the good and it also shows what life was like AT THAT TIME. Just because it's talking about slavery like the above, does not mean that's God's law or that it's what God wants. RESEARCH THE CONTEXT of the passage. Was it a law/rule of the certain area of the world? Was it a general law/rule? WHO said it?

As you may or may not know. There are believes of God in the Bible and there are NON-believers as well. There are rulers and rebels and hookers and eunuchs and so on.

Also: Old testament is old. Move on.
#182 - Ishkalorr (02/04/2013) [-]
just thought id add this to the bible fight
#176 - trickytrickster (02/04/2013) [-]
How many times are these pictures going to be posted? Every other day it's just another Old Testament verse super imposed onto an image of homosexuality. We get it, the Old Testament had some odd laws. What you don't seem to get, is that Christians don't follow the Old Testament. Christians who quote Leviticus, etc are idiots. Just as stupid as Atheists who point out the Old Testament and put them up to today's standards and lifestyle as if they are equal.
User avatar #232 to #176 - thebritishguy (02/04/2013) [-]
it says this in the old and new testament, in fact Jesus said you should beat your slaves
User avatar #174 - Soilwork (02/04/2013) [-]
"No one gives a flying **** ."

-Jesus Christ yesterday 12:30 pm
User avatar #173 - captainspankmonkey (02/04/2013) [-]
Why are we still argueing about these things?
Some people believe in the Bible, others don't. Get fricking over it. Co-existence is a overlooked option.
Oh wait, this is the internet, where people do not know what "reasoning" is.
#171 - cowboypony (02/04/2013) [-]
gay wannabe cowboy faggots. Everytime I wear my cowboy hat it's always "lolol u luk lyk ur from broekbak mntn lolololol."

I'd rather have slavery, it was better than this reverse racist society we live in today by a long shot.
#189 to #171 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
no one wants you whine you ******* brony
#167 - tommygunntyler (02/04/2013) [-]
anyone else think of this guy or this show?
User avatar #194 to #167 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
the bible quotes are the exact ones they reference haha. oh god I love It's Always Sunny.
So much.
User avatar #195 to #194 - tommygunntyler (02/04/2013) [-]
yes!
im not alone lol
User avatar #196 to #195 - thepandaking (02/04/2013) [-]
of course not! anon just hasn't found freedom in Sunny. When I found out their 7 seasons were all on Netflix... let's just say I had a very hard time finding sleep that week.
#186 to #167 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #162 - skubasteve (02/04/2013) [-]
“Anyone who kidnaps someone is to be put to death, whether the victim has been sold or is still in the kidnapper’s possession."

Exodus 21 vs. 16
User avatar #155 - richardastley (02/04/2013) [-]
What does the Bible say about a couple dudes holding hands? As far as I know, that Old Testament verse is about sex between men, and there's a lot of other **** in the Old Testament that Christians ignore. A minority of them just got a little picky with them and a few others agreed with them without thinking about it.
#153 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Both.
User avatar #151 - trojanmannn (02/04/2013) [-]
leviticus. the most quoted part of the bible and it's not even part of christian law.
User avatar #178 to #151 - Dap (02/04/2013) [-]
So why is the old testament even in the bible if it's apparently so damn irrelevant?
#206 to #178 - vigilantej (02/04/2013) [-]
okay since you don't know how Christianity works or the bible the old Testament is show us the past the history of the world but also to show us how the sacrifice of Jesus changed the way Christianity was done i.e no more animal ritual sacrifices stoning people for adultery ect. infact any law in the bible which commands another person to kill someone is now outdated since Jesus said not to judge and judgment would be held for god alone when a person dies. so summery old testament is a book of history full of old jewish laws and the beliefs of Judaism which became irrelevant when jesus said judge not least ye be judged
User avatar #180 to #178 - trojanmannn (02/04/2013) [-]
it provides background. The OT has a lot of history of God and the Jews. It also has genesis
#175 to #151 - trickytrickster (02/04/2013) [-]
hey that's exactly what I said earlier last week when someone did pretty much the same thing. Standard thinking.
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