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#57 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
**elmoose rolled a random image posted in comment #2895426 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** what beats them all
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#56 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
so you have to use rock to win the rock paper scissor game
User avatar #54 - whycanticaps (02/02/2013) [-]
So kinda the like the whole cure behind the movie Warm Bodies right? I'd elaborate, but then I'd spoil the movie
#51 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
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Where are Your gods now.
#50 - phazynsisc (02/02/2013) [-]
Bro,
Do you even rock paper scissors?
User avatar #87 to #50 - basham (02/02/2013) [-]
**basham rolls 96**
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#49 - mastercolossus (02/02/2013) [-]
i actually saw this on facebook first.
#48 - pimpinboobnugget (02/02/2013) [-]
**pimpinboobnugget rolls 33**
#47 - simplescience (02/02/2013) [-]
I haven't seen this answer in the comments, so I thought I'd share for those who would like a serious answer.   
   
Rock represents brawn. Paper represents brain. Scissors represents wit.    
   
Rock > Scissors means that brawn will physically overpower wit.   
   
Scissors > Paper means that wits outclasses brains.   
   
Lastly, Paper > Rock means brains over brawn, meaning that if a mind is used correctly, it can overpower muscle.
I haven't seen this answer in the comments, so I thought I'd share for those who would like a serious answer.

Rock represents brawn. Paper represents brain. Scissors represents wit.

Rock > Scissors means that brawn will physically overpower wit.

Scissors > Paper means that wits outclasses brains.

Lastly, Paper > Rock means brains over brawn, meaning that if a mind is used correctly, it can overpower muscle.
#55 to #47 - pariahlol (02/02/2013) [-]
brains and wit can technically be considered the same, if not similar things. This puts a lot of holes in this answer.
User avatar #58 to #55 - Hentaifan (02/02/2013) [-]
Wit is simply the ability to say something smart.
Brains is actually being smart.
#59 to #58 - pariahlol (02/02/2013) [-]
Therefore, brains should include wit, thus making the Scissors beating Paper argument invalid.
User avatar #61 to #59 - Hentaifan (02/02/2013) [-]
No, because if a person with brains tries to debate a person with wit, the typical ending is the person with wit, instead of actually contributing, insults the opponent in some smart-Alec way, and is perceived as the winner.

Having brains doesn't mean you can be witty. It just means you know shit.
#62 to #61 - pariahlol (02/02/2013) [-]
Good point, However, some of these are still circumstantial. For example, wit losing to brawn, yet brains winning.
User avatar #64 to #62 - Hentaifan (02/02/2013) [-]
Because a witty person who insults somebody with brawn will get beat up (most likely).
Where as a person with brains could enlist the help of others to combat the brawn for them. Or, since they aren't likely to insult the brawn, they calmly talk the brawn down from the conflict and "win".
#65 to #64 - pariahlol (02/02/2013) [-]
Ahh, I see. While it works in some situations, it still is kinda weak in my opinion.
User avatar #44 - mayedh (02/02/2013) [-]
Paper suffocates rock. The End.
#42 - andyoucanupload (02/02/2013) [-]
So, paper...

According to this post, the actual game would be rock, scissors, paper... and recently-used-anus?
#38 - aakn (02/02/2013) [-]
reminds of alex kidd
#25 - deafitems (02/02/2013) [-]
I actually go sad making this...
User avatar #52 to #25 - lorentz (02/02/2013) [-]
Comment 3#
#53 to #52 - deafitems (02/02/2013) [-]
Well fuck me silly and call me Maggie...

Well... I'm waiting ;)
#28 to #25 - leotjynx (02/02/2013) [-]
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#41 to #28 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
you fucking stole finni 's comment you rotten cunt
User avatar #121 to #41 - leotjynx (02/02/2013) [-]
Loginandsaythatlikeaman.jpg

Seriously wat?
#22 - lmaobutts (02/02/2013) [-]
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#32 to #22 - awesomeradish (02/02/2013) [-]
Could masturbating, climaxing and then attempting to masturbate again straight after be referred to as beating a dead horse?
User avatar #45 to #32 - cumsinbucket (02/02/2013) [-]
That depends on how flaccid the penis is and if it responds to the pleasure you are trying to give yourself.

As I am a chronic masturbator I think I know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #36 to #32 - Kingsteveooo (02/02/2013) [-]
No, that horse may have some life in it yet.

If you continue to jerk your gerkin, for 45 minutes without the slightest chub, that would be beating a dead horse.

Which I know is hard to hear.. Nobody wants their cock referred to as a dead horse..
User avatar #33 to #32 - uberderpyhooves (02/02/2013) [-]
Depends if you are the dead horse
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#16 - commanderbright (02/02/2013) [-]
U forgot Lizard and Spock :o
User avatar #34 to #16 - awesomeradish (02/02/2013) [-]
This decapitates the lizard.
User avatar #39 to #31 - bestbeforedeath (02/02/2013) [-]
Some of those don't even make sense!

Tree kills wolf?... i don't want to enter that forest... That's like humans being killed by toilets... That's like my greatest nightmare!

paper > air? how the what?

#46 to #39 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
wolf beat lightning... wat?
User avatar #21 to #16 - Shitthatscrazy (02/02/2013) [-]
that game is hell to play.
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#14 to #13 - inch (02/02/2013) [-]
Sorry My Bad
#17 to #14 - commanderbright (02/02/2013) [-]
is ok :)
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#11 - tastyman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #11 - jklbnm ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
smert
#12 to #11 - derpypotato (02/02/2013) [-]
you sir are the SMARTRES
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