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#220 - devonwaschitz (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #300 to #220 - luthervonappledorf (02/02/2013) [-]
I just spat my milk everywhere. This was the funniest thing I've seen all day.
User avatar #280 to #220 - bitchpleaseshutup (02/02/2013) [-]
I damned lost it when i saw his reflection in the mirror
#263 to #220 - defpeaches (02/02/2013) [-]
Dammit you beat me to it!
#216 - upyoursnumbnuts (02/02/2013) [-]
The mating dance of the wild police officer. Now watch as he takes his new mate back to his den and impregnates her.
User avatar #230 to #216 - jacklane (02/02/2013) [-]
Chris.... is that you??
User avatar #284 to #230 - koolmanchris (02/02/2013) [-]
yes?
User avatar #213 - residentevilfan (02/02/2013) [-]
Dude kind of looked like agent 47
#211 - rfcoke (02/02/2013) [-]
He obviously body checked her because she was reaching into her shirt, meaning she could have been pulling a weapon. There's no way of knowing what she was doing, you can even see him speed up as she reaches into it.
#203 - devout feminist (02/02/2013) [-]
id shoot tht cop **** him just say stop a briskly walk
User avatar #253 to #203 - cakezs (02/02/2013) [-]
0/10, would not read again, mostly because I don't understand what the **** you just said
#240 to #203 - darthacerbus (02/02/2013) [-]
Would that be before or after he body-checked you into a wall?
User avatar #198 - SaugusCent (02/02/2013) [-]
STOP RESISTING!!!
#188 - devout feminist (02/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** guys, I saw this happen, I **** you not. This girl went to a charter school called Ombudsman is Phoenix. She ran away from her house after hitting her mom or some **** . Then she still went to school and her mom called the cops. I was there to pick up my sis and I saw most of it. It was crazy. (BTW there are 2 of the exact same schools right across the street. I was in the plaza of the other one.) But yeah it was crazy
Tl;DR: I was there
User avatar #193 to #188 - edgarskatemetal (02/02/2013) [-]
and why did he hit her like that? I mean, she must have done something else besides hitting her mom
#190 to #188 - devout feminist (02/02/2013) [-]
She was drunk at school and got in a fight with her mom in front of the school according to the news reports. They fought, she walked away belligerent, cop body checked her.
#229 to #190 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
#268 to #229 - csmithyo (02/02/2013) [-]
aint nuthin wrong with diaries
aint nuthin wrong with diaries
#237 to #229 - evenx (02/02/2013) [-]
You still write in a diary?
#239 to #237 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
you dare question my manliness?
#186 - taterchip (02/02/2013) [-]
Alright, this is my first comment ever. This is also the first time I've really felt the need to leave a comment.

After reading all of the replies and every thing I have to decided that you ********** the most hypocritical community on the internet. You whine and cry about not being able to find a woman and then leave **** like "IN THE FACE" and "Bitch deserved it" when there's a woman being abused and call people little beta ******* when they stand up for women. I don't care what a female has done there is no excuse to ever hit a woman. Period.

TL;DR
**** you guys
#317 to #186 - bowservoltaire (02/02/2013) [-]
You crack me up   
10/10 would lol again
You crack me up
10/10 would lol again
User avatar #274 to #186 - inyourmind (02/02/2013) [-]
Your entire argument is invalid because of you last statement. There are excuses for hitting a woman and the are the exact same as for hitting a man.
User avatar #256 to #186 - cakezs (02/02/2013) [-]
You can express your opinion if you want, but you don't have to be a pretentious douchebag about it, if you really hate this community that much, get your whiny bitch-ass over to 9gag or retire from the internet completely. Because no matter where you go there will always be hypocritical tools. Never an excuse to hit a woman? I'm guessing you're defending them because you're one yourself or you've never had one and think if you're overly nice to them all-in general-you'll get some ***** .

TL;DR
Leave FJ and/or leave internet, possibly leave life
#244 to #186 - darthacerbus (02/02/2013) [-]
>First comment   
>Four comments from a year ago.   
   
I CALL THEE A LIAR AND A FRAUD.
>First comment
>Four comments from a year ago.

I CALL THEE A LIAR AND A FRAUD.
User avatar #231 to #186 - azusa (02/02/2013) [-]
First time I've seen a white knighting ****** on FJ
User avatar #236 to #231 - evanomicfour (02/02/2013) [-]
Whomever it is they should have the right of opinion. Whether you **** on it or not is your own pre·rog·a·tive. That means your choice.
#235 to #231 - evanomicfour (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh that's funny, cause this is the 3000th time I've seen an 						*******					 on FJ.
Oh that's funny, cause this is the 3000th time I've seen an ******* on FJ.
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#227 to #186 - mrawesomepotato (02/02/2013) [-]
Your comment gave me a cancerous heart attack.
User avatar #221 to #186 - haseotakaeda (02/02/2013) [-]
Except this bitch was shoplifting, so I don't see your point
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#215 to #186 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #217 to #215 - GumbyTheStud (02/02/2013) [-]
I lost it at Taterchip
User avatar #208 to #186 - hentailovers (02/02/2013) [-]
says its his first comment ever, has 6 more before it
#196 to #186 - devout feminist (02/02/2013) [-]
I left this site months ago, thought i'd come back and check it out. the community has gotten so much worse than before. i've been pretty fed up with the way the internet has left children's minds and how everything thats violent and shouldn't be viewed is viewed daily and laughed and loved upon. its infuriating to me. screw the FJ community in general.
User avatar #233 to #196 - HarvietheDinkle (02/02/2013) [-]
It's not just FJ. It's a host of websites.

Sure, you can start with FJ. but eventually you'll have to move on to take on a whole section of the world wide web.
User avatar #191 to #186 - itzsquiggle (02/02/2013) [-]
"I don't care what a female has done there is no excuse to ever hit a woman." sorry mait, there are plenty of reasons to hit a woman, not just out of the blue abuse **** but if they are hitting you, using a knife or gun or some **** ? you saying your gonna just stand there and get stabbed or beat up? i'm not saying that the dude in the gif is in his right, just wouldn't say "there is no excuse"
#204 to #191 - taterchip (02/02/2013) [-]
*exception

Assault with a deadly weapon warrants an ass beating
#207 to #204 - itzsquiggle (02/02/2013) [-]
Good, just thought i'd clear that up :P
User avatar #187 to #186 - turtlecat (02/02/2013) [-]
Is it okay if a woman hits a man?
User avatar #195 to #187 - gggman (02/02/2013) [-]
It's ****** up if anyone is hit.
User avatar #197 to #195 - turtlecat (02/02/2013) [-]
What if a man is wailing on a girl or vice versa, and the only possible way to get them off is to fight back?
#201 to #197 - taterchip (02/02/2013) [-]
If you're a man and it's to the point you need to beat a woman's ass to get her off you then you need your ass kicked if you're that weak...

There are other ways to subdue people...
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User avatar #218 to #201 - Salamenceco (02/02/2013) [-]
You're contradicting yourself. You honestly need to think things through before making a comment, it's pretty embarassing. How are you going to state that it's wrong to hit a woman in any circumstance because they don't deserve it, yet you state "If you're a man and it's to the point you need to beat a woman's ass to get her off you then you need your ass kicked?" There are going to be situations where you might need to kill a bitch to save yourself or get her off of you. Or maybe the guy who "[needs his] ass kicked" is ignorant like you and just takes the hits and it gets to the point to where he really needs to beat her to get her off. It's nature for an animal to assert dominance, or else everyone will take advantage of you. Of course, I'm not saying to always take it to physical violence as humans, but it is necessary at times.
User avatar #210 to #201 - turtlecat (02/02/2013) [-]
Besides you contradicted yourself by saying it'd be ****** up if anyone is hit, even though you just said if you're weak, you should be hit.
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User avatar #206 to #201 - turtlecat (02/02/2013) [-]
Implying it isn't possible for women to have large muscles.
User avatar #200 to #197 - gggman (02/02/2013) [-]
Well now you're kinda beating around the bush don't you think? It's obvious when you have to fight back for self defense, you're gonna have to hit the dude.
But in a circumstance like the gif above, all the cop had to do was run up and stop her, not ******* knock her out.
#185 to #177 - devout feminist (02/02/2013) [-]
***** , this gif has been around forever, with a **** ton of different titles. Shut the **** up.
#175 - konradkurze (02/02/2013) [-]
dont shoplift
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#172 - tkfishandchips (02/02/2013) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #291274 at Friendly ** Body Slam! >_>
#165 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #164 - APUPPY (02/02/2013) [-]
thats what i do to my friends when they dont say goodbye to me
User avatar #163 - Soilwork (02/02/2013) [-]
And yet he's probably the one who went to jail
#169 to #163 - miaandvinny (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, he did slam her against a wall....
#161 - Kabutops (02/02/2013) [-]
ouch
ouch
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#179 to #160 - xashun (02/02/2013) [-]
fat doesn't giggle
fat doesn't giggle
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#158 - andyoucanupload (02/02/2013) [-]
BAM! Right in the kisser
User avatar #156 - taintedangel (02/02/2013) [-]
She was pulling something she shoplifted out of her bra. She had it coming. Unfortunately the policeman/mall cop tripped on the curb instead of just grabbing her.
#189 to #156 - devout feminist (02/02/2013) [-]
No it was a runaway/assault case between her mom and other family members.
User avatar #192 to #189 - taintedangel (02/02/2013) [-]
really? either way, bitch deserved it.
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