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#268 - xmonke
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(02/01/2013) [-]
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Casual-Friend Zone
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Friend Zone
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Like-A-Brother Zone
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gay-Friend Zone <--- this guy
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Girlfrans
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#175 - nyanpoptart
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#153 - anon
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IF SHE TEXTS YOU, SHE WANTS THE D
#155 to #153 - Snuggie
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If she breathes, she wants the d
#158 to #155 - davycrocket
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If she doesn't breathe, she wants the D
#129 - glenbluez
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she wants the D
she wants the D
#222 - supersandlegend
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(02/01/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#113 - Conquistador
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(02/01/2013) [-]
.....Or she's just a huge slutbag.
#242 - frysfrys
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(02/01/2013) [-]
I get nude pics all the time from girls. And I mean.. A LOT of girls. But that is only because I go to a populated private school, I'm friends with 70% of the girls, I have extremely good taste... and I'm gay... LOL...................

brb killing self.
#247 to #242 - iamphoenix
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(02/01/2013) [-]
it's cool, just forward it to me.
#251 to #242 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
hook. me. up.
#39 - bobolue
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(02/01/2013) [-]
MFW That happened to me and it was a terrible friendzone. But on the plus side now she is prego and I never talk to her =D.
MFW That happened to me and it was a terrible friendzone. But on the plus side now she is prego and I never talk to her =D.
#185 - sleepisfortheweak
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#165 - europeanswallow
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TFW you're so far into the friend zone that you actually feel the heat from the center of the earth
#4 - sandyravage
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(02/01/2013) [-]
This doesn't seem like a problem to me, with either scenario.
I'd happily be in that level of friendzone with a chick. As long as she's at least average looking.
#282 - whatugawkinat
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#292 to #282 - brndnrsl
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Holy ****, im so pissed off my fingertips dont bend like this.
#264 - flowerx
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ive friendzoned quite a few guys simply cos there too shy... :/
my boyfriends have always been really confident and know what they want. I just dont get why you guys cant get girlfriends, its the most easiest thing ever!
all you have to do is be confident and be good looking. IS IT THAT HARD? >:/
#271 to #264 - pending
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yes it is that ******* hard. nobody is in control of how they look, and that will almost always affect their confidence.
#280 to #264 - amuserwholikesmuse
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"be good looking. IS IT THAT HARD? >:/"


hum,yes,it is hard to change how you look
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#300 to #299 - amuserwholikesmuse
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being of an appropiate weight doesnt make you hot
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#303 to #302 - amuserwholikesmuse
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ah,she should've worded it better i guess
#267 to #264 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
hush you stupid woman, hush.
#277 to #267 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
gives tips on how to get out of friendzone straight from the horses mouth
insults

beta logic
#337 to #277 - electrosaur
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(02/02/2013) [-]
^^   
this.    
   
People are just reading what they want, and all of these nay-sayers just wont accept the truth.   
every single girlfriend I've had, including the one I've had for 3 years now have been gotten by getting off my ass and being confident when I ask them out.    
ACCEPT THE TRUTH, YOU FOOLS.
^^
this.

People are just reading what they want, and all of these nay-sayers just wont accept the truth.
every single girlfriend I've had, including the one I've had for 3 years now have been gotten by getting off my ass and being confident when I ask them out.
ACCEPT THE TRUTH, YOU FOOLS.
#286 to #264 - snipys
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Please die.
Please die.
#288 to #264 - anon
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Girl speaking:
Well, you are wrong.
Sometimes the shy guys are really cool once you get to know them.
Confident guys,... well, some of them might be cool i guess, but, i find them not as much enigmatic and with that... i kinda friendzone them for that.
Although I shouldn't be speaking much, I only had one boyfriend my whole life and we've been together ever since 15 (we're both 18 now). And at the time, I was hanging out with him and other kid (as friends that is), and said kid was surprinsingly extroverted, and yet i didn't like him as much, and yet he seemed a bit more into me, lot more good-looking (since that is so important for you) and a lot easier to talk with.
I miss high-school
#291 to #264 - herbolifee
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And you're right for doing so.

It's a nature thing. Girls will want a strong man (which is shown by confidence) and looks have so little to do with it. If you are confident about yourself you WILL be attractive one way or the other (unless you're actually really ugly, which I bet only 2% of you actually are).

And to answer your question, flowerx : Most guys on here can't get girlfriends because they're beta's, which means they aren't confident at all, and therefor shy and insecure. What most of them don't understand is that they first have to fix this before they can work on a serious relationship. Most of them don't seem to understand this either, so they're just not getting anywhere.

This is a scientifically proven thing, so there's little room to argue about it. Hope I've answered your question.

Also, how do I know this? I've been a beta and got over it. I've experienced both sides (and for the record, it wasn't easy).
#290 to #264 - potatotown
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&gt;Be good looking and confident   
&gt;on funnyjunk   
   
oh you funny girl you... **** you
>Be good looking and confident
>on funnyjunk

oh you funny girl you... **** you
#284 to #264 - ImFrumAija
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Be good looking, why didnt i think of that?! It's so easy!

I think she meant guys who look like they have good hygiene.
#287 to #284 - anon
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or just take care of themselves in general. I thought it was obvious that she didn't mean change the shape of your jawline, just dress respectable, exercise and take care of yourself.

Also, having something to talk about other than "I sit at home and do nothing but dick around on the internet all day" is a plus.
#167 - futtef
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#38 - corruptdog
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#169 - drunkasaurus ONLINE
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#80 - mathafaka
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that girl sent it to your roommate to make him know how she looks naked... so... its to make him want her... theres no girl on this planet who would send you a naked pic without wanting you... its just like that she told him it for some other guy to make him jelous... easy your roommate is a lucky ************ deal with it....
that girl sent it to your roommate to make him know how she looks naked... so... its to make him want her... theres no girl on this planet who would send you a naked pic without wanting you... its just like that she told him it for some other guy to make him jelous... easy your roommate is a lucky ************ deal with it....
#92 to #80 - extracted
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(02/01/2013) [-]
This guy knows ****. Listen to him, losers.
#6 - spikethepony
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Its called the gay zone. However, considering the circumstances, it's much more likely that she wants the dick. Or it is possible that she is testing his sexuality, and his reaction will determine it.
#252 - slapintheface
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(02/01/2013) [-]
that makes a move on a girl i like right away?


never even been freindzoned because if im freinds with a girl and start to feel attracted to her i make a move. and even if i get rejected the freindship is still fine, ya just gotta move on thats my advice to the other commenters, you seem like you need it :P
#266 to #258 - slapintheface
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clearly my meme was referring to "around here" exclusively, not the entire world
#272 to #266 - commissarcrunch
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yeah derp, my bad. I dont have one that says"around funnyjunk" and posted that one without actually considering the context. Herp derp, mybad. But still, i think that its fairly common
#279 to #272 - slapintheface
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(02/02/2013) [-]
dont mind me im just being a smart ass. ill probably use it myself later
#262 to #252 - zanekin
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(02/01/2013) [-]
So your friends with someone you liked...
That's being friend zoned bud
#265 to #262 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
He said "liked" not "like"
He said "still friends after rejection" not "oh god I'm still in love with her"
#339 to #252 - electrosaur
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The girl above you said the same thing, but from her point of view (as the girl being asked out) and got negative 13 thumbs and counting.   
&gt;&gt;beta logic   
&gt;&gt;i dont even
The girl above you said the same thing, but from her point of view (as the girl being asked out) and got negative 13 thumbs and counting.
>>beta logic
>>i dont even
#357 to #339 - slapintheface
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i think its because in her example the guy wasnt upfront about his feeling "oh other freinds had to cancle" i think the guy should have made it clear that it was a date..... then again he did get results, and im no expert. so i dont know
#269 to #252 - darkjustifier
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#298 to #269 - potatotown
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that feel when ive been gone for a few months and still remember some of the users ive befriended along the way

A lots happened since then

i ******* love you guys
#301 to #298 - darkjustifier
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Hey there sexy.
#304 to #301 - potatotown
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Whats good mah *****?
#305 to #304 - darkjustifier
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(02/02/2013) [-]
Bit tipsy.
#306 to #305 - potatotown
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A bit stony on my side

but on an unrelated note, this was me about 2 months ago when i gave the show another try
#307 to #306 - darkjustifier
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Wait....you weren't a brony then?
#308 to #307 - potatotown
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Nope, not up until mid-december. Id always hated the show, but was tolerant of bronies, my problem was i had grown to hate what i thought of the show, not what it actually was. Before then i had only seen a few clips from the first episode on youtube and didnt like it, but then i realized the whole &quot;dont knock it till you try it&quot; thing and realized how much of a dickhead i was being, so my brony friend told me to go watch Sonic Rainboom and some other episodes, and well... i just got hooked, i ******* love it now
Nope, not up until mid-december. Id always hated the show, but was tolerant of bronies, my problem was i had grown to hate what i thought of the show, not what it actually was. Before then i had only seen a few clips from the first episode on youtube and didnt like it, but then i realized the whole "dont knock it till you try it" thing and realized how much of a dickhead i was being, so my brony friend told me to go watch Sonic Rainboom and some other episodes, and well... i just got hooked, i ******* love it now
#309 to #308 - darkjustifier
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When people say they tried it and didn't like it actually stop at the theme song....a part even most bronies hate.
#310 to #309 - potatotown
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I enjoy the theme song. A few weeks ago i was at the gym and my friend was one one of the machines a few over from me and out of nowhere as i started benching i said to him "Do you ever wonder what friendship could be?" (there were only like 2 other people there) and it just esclated into us going back and forth, shouting lines from the song, then at one point one of the guys working there came out and confronted us, (he was some huge, 300+ lb beefcastle of a man) we thought we were going to be kicked out, but he just said the next line to the song and we all worked out together for the rest of that night.

I still cant believe that happened to me
mfw
#311 to #310 - darkjustifier
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I love it too man, and can I trade places with you?
#312 to #311 - potatotown
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That depends, where you at?
#313 to #312 - darkjustifier
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Being the internet I'll start off with the country, America.
#314 to #313 - potatotown
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Same here, Im in Washington, so one of the perks of living here is legal weed
#315 to #314 - darkjustifier
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North Dakota, Maple syrup here is fresh eh.
#316 to #315 - potatotown
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To you maple syrup is like coffee is to people in Washington, if you ever come up here, if you drive a mile through a town, you will see at least 2 coffeeshops or little espresso huts along the road, i mean, coming to washington and saying you cant find anywhere to get coffee is like saying youre in the middle of the desert and cant find any sand
#317 to #316 - darkjustifier
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That much coffee around me is a bad idea.
#319 to #317 - potatotown
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if you like coffee, you would cream yourself if you came here
#344 to #319 - darkjustifier
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Whatever man, I'd use hydrophloric.
#346 to #344 - potatotown
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Idk man, i never really cared for alcohol that much, my thing is mostly weed and psychedelics, but you know, those are my drugs of choice, to each man is his own
#340 to #319 - darkjustifier
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(02/02/2013) [-]
YOU CAINT HANDLE ME!!!
#341 to #340 - potatotown
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now what makes you so sure about that?
now what makes you so sure about that?
#336 to #319 - darkjustifier
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Baby you know how to woo someone.
#338 to #336 - potatotown
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BITCH YOU AINT SLICK, YOU GON SUCK DIS DICK
#334 to #319 - darkjustifier
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HEY I like my legs.
#335 to #334 - potatotown
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I like your legs too
#328 to #319 - darkjustifier
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Applejack is best ponay.
#329 to #328 - potatotown
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One does not simply pick a favorite pony
i enjoy applejack, but Purple Smart is best pone


go home darkjustifier, youre drunk
#326 to #319 - darkjustifier
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Yes she is cool.
#327 to #326 - potatotown
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&gt;she is cool   
a bit of an understatemet   
&gt;best pone
>she is cool
a bit of an understatemet
>best pone
#324 to #319 - darkjustifier
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I suppose it does.
#325 to #324 - potatotown
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I am enjoying the drunk Cheerilee pics, i need moar
#322 to #319 - darkjustifier
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(02/02/2013) [-]
I'm grabbin the....whatever this thing is.
#323 to #322 - potatotown
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It looks like that thing William Wallace had in Braveheart, when he was on the horse and ****** the dudes head with it
#320 to #319 - darkjustifier
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I might go hyper active.
#321 to #320 - potatotown
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its alright, there is plenty of space to trip out
#342 to #319 - darkjustifier
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I'M A HORNY BISEXUAL!!!!
#343 to #342 - potatotown
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maybe if you put like a **** ton of acid in my drink and i imagine youre a woman, i will rape your skeleton dry
#332 to #319 - darkjustifier
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Yeah changelings have holes in their hair.
#333 to #332 - potatotown
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but dem cheeselegs, mang
#330 to #319 - darkjustifier
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Applejack makes cutest changeling.
#331 to #330 - potatotown
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i do not even...
>holes in hair

dat logic at its finest
#221 - Zaivia
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As much as I want to say I don't understand the friendzone, I've actually done it to a couple girl before, and I know EXACTLY what they mean by the whole "just friends" thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's happened to me, and I hated it and I felt really bad doing it too. But there are some female friends that I have that I would totally be best friends with, but I'm not comfortable with being romantic with them. Some people just lack that romantic aspect and that would makes things awkward in a relationship. I know the feel though. We've all been there.
#297 to #221 - anon
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(02/02/2013) [-]
i forgive you