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#95 - rebby
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(02/01/2013) [-]
also pastafarian hell is stale beer and hookers with stds
but your already dead so
who cares, really?
#93 - rebby
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(02/01/2013) [-]
this channel finally exists
**** yes
#92 - quitethedelicacy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
My eyes have been opened.
#90 - pyra
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(02/01/2013) [-]
#85 - quentintin
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(02/01/2013) [-]
MFW
#83 - raynagrimm
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(02/01/2013) [-]
i like the idea of an edible god. i prefer hamburgers but when cooked right Spaghetti is magical
#82 - vaginismus
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(02/01/2013) [-]
OC ?! oh my flying spaghetti monster
#81 - cabbagemayhem
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(02/01/2013) [-]
#96 to #81 - anthraxpotato
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(02/01/2013) [-]
just doesn't especify wich god exist, for there are a ton sht load of them.

Jeus, i always knew you were here with us
#106 to #96 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter what it specifies,******! just look at those gddamn rolls!
#98 to #96 - cabbagemayhem
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Since just about everyone on 4chan are from predominantly Christian countries, most if not all of them are probably referring to the god of the bible.
#80 - andishityounot
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(02/01/2013) [-]
As a minster of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I approve of this. Are are completly right. No wrong has been done. You should pad yourself on the head and eat some bacon, my fine sir.
#78 - anomsssssss
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(02/01/2013) [-]
were do you think this guy sommons his flaming meatballs from?
#77 - martbeast
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Because gravity.... ahh **** I have no ******* clue.
#105 to #77 - someponynew
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(02/01/2013) [-]
It's DISCORD. I ain't gotta explain ****!
#68 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Our pasta, Who art in colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those, who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into Vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, Forever and ever. R'amen
#184 to #68 - lamarisagoodname
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(02/01/2013) [-]
"r'amen"

******* perfect.
#151 to #68 - moozmax
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(02/01/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
That was beautiful
#101 to #68 - greenthegunstar
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(02/01/2013) [-]
#100 to #68 - bummerdrummer
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(02/01/2013) [-]
lost it at r'amen
#88 to #68 - breakfastlunch
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 - hillko
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(02/01/2013) [-]
If there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster, than why is our DNA modeled after his noodlyness?
#104 to #64 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
noodlyness ^_^
#63 - gggman
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Pastafarians......okay what did I miss this time
Pastafarians......okay what did I miss this time
#99 to #63 - daentraya
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(02/01/2013) [-]
It's been here for a long time. It's totally not the reason why i started to love pasta, midgets and pirates more than i did before
#67 to #63 - comanderspy
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(02/01/2013) [-]
it is an actual religion made by an atheist to mock religion... wot?
#117 to #67 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
shut up, pastafarism is my religion and don't make fun of it
#103 to #67 - merrymarvelite
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Well, the concept it sound.

Respecting religion means you have to respect ALL religion.

Legally the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has to have the same rights as Christianity or any other religion.

It highlights the problem with pushing religion in places like public schools.
#73 to #67 - gggman
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Haha wow....that's a bit of a slap in the face.
This'll be fun to watch
#91 to #73 - logicstrike
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(02/01/2013) [-]
havn't you heard about the guy in Belgium (I think the news story was a while a go) who claimed he was a pastafarian and that a colander on his head for his passport photo.
#74 to #73 - TuccessfulSroll
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Just gonna point this out...

This has been around for literal years. I heard about this like... 5 years ago.. And I was late to find out about it.
#62 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Atheist posts are ******* dead as... dead. Pastafarianism, is coming back in a big ******* way.
#60 - nexuiz
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(02/01/2013) [-]
He is with all of us.
#130 to #60 - yurtle
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(02/01/2013) [-]
what I saw
#55 - gibroner ONLINE
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(02/01/2013) [-]
If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist then how do the noodles turn from stiff and dry to soft and delicious when you put them in the hot water checkmate atheists.
#49 - krazzykidd
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(02/01/2013) [-]
The Father, the bun, and the Holy toast. May his noodly appendages embrace us in his saucy grace. May he grace us with our daily garlic bread.

Ramen
#72 to #49 - thatmetalkid
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Now let us sing songs about his great noodly appendage
#84 to #72 - anon
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(02/01/2013) [-]
thy red sauce run, thy meat be well done
#47 - therealtotodile
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(02/01/2013) [-]
i hate the pastafarianism jokes, but this made me laugh my ass off
#66 to #47 - tommygunntyler
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(02/01/2013) [-]
totodile is best starter
#75 to #66 - TuccessfulSroll
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(02/01/2013) [-]
physical water pokemon were completely useless before the move split..
#69 to #66 - therealtotodile
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(02/01/2013) [-]
oh, you!
#44 - hudspud
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Whoa, Atheists bashing other peoples beliefs all while managing to not be funny. Never seen this before.

Inb4: hurr durr durr we're pastafarians not atheists, respect our beliefs
#52 to #44 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/01/2013) [-]
Are you actually 12? I assume you're talking about how contracunt got red thumbs for dissing pastafarianism (note:I didn't thumb down a single post of yours contracunt). The fact though, that you two feel the need to comment your hate for this kind of stuff only makes you look childish. I'm not a fan of MLP, Dr. Who, or some other favorite topics of FJ, yet I don't feel the need to comment about how much I hate them and call the people that like said topic "******* retards". In the future, you and contracunt should simply ignore or thumb down the content and move on, don't try to cause **** to try to boost your ego.

TL;DR shut the **** up and move onto another content
#51 to #44 - gibroner ONLINE
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