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#88 - austinpowerz (01/31/2013) [-]
I took everything written in this post as false after seeing "according to the daily mail"
#87 - sleipher (01/31/2013) [-]
How I feel like when I sleep.
#86 - devout feminist (01/31/2013) [-]
its not possible to control dreams, this is bullshit, its a repost and OP is a faggot.
#92 to #86 - physicsamurai (01/31/2013) [-]
It is possible. I do it maybe 1 out of every 10 times I sleep long enough to dream. I used a process to train myself. I am a physics major with crazy bad sleeping problems, I have started hallucinating from lack of sleep before. My Best friend (since 6th grade) is a neuroscience major. More often than not I am his test subject for experiments in sensory deprivation and sleep, I am a great outlier or control depending on the experiment since i don't sleep. Me and him have trained ourselves to do this for a mind experiment on someone who sleeps a lot and someone who sleeps next to never. There are a ton of factors and different things I wont go too far into detail for pure length restrictions. but it is legit although we didn't do what this post suggests to train ourselves.
#85 - ruebezahl (01/31/2013) [-]
I just tried this, because I thought I might be dreaming and I nearly suffocated! I hate you OP!!
User avatar #147 to #85 - Cookiez (01/31/2013) [-]
Because you obviously dream of funnyjunk
User avatar #82 - britannia (01/31/2013) [-]
am i the only one whose dreams are a bit like being a floating head? i never look in the mirror or look down at my body, making looking at myself/how many fingers ive got/the time impossible, and often i see things from lower/higher angles than would be physically possible given my height.
User avatar #83 to #82 - britannia (01/31/2013) [-]
oh and as for the telekinesis/superpowers sections, surely you would have to ALREADY BE LUCID DREAMING to even be aware that you are attempting these things?
User avatar #110 to #83 - reginleif (01/31/2013) [-]
Nope. You're alone good buddy.....I have legs.

And they are fucking slow.
#80 - doggstar (01/31/2013) [-]
my lucid dreams are really night terrors, have you ever imagined what hell is like, i have the fire and brimstone down pat, but it is the torture and creatures that terrifies me most, i see constant rotting faces and the pain is almost real, it's like phantom limb syndrome when i wake up. there has been a few times i've woken up screaming. i've been in the psyche ward a couple times when i was a child due to it and was put on sleeping pills. but i cant take them all the time because of work so i'm plagued with insomnia half the time.
#79 - whalestick (01/31/2013) [-]
when i'm bored i occasionally convince people i can't dream, they spend hours describing the sensation of dreaming, then i say thank you and continue my life.
MFW i like wasting peoples time
#109 to #79 - markentus (01/31/2013) [-]
dope photo
#84 to #79 - devout feminist (01/31/2013) [-]
wasting yours in the process...
#78 - worldwidewill (01/31/2013) [-]
The only lucid dream I remember having was when I was younger. I was just standing in the middle of my room when I realized I was dreaming. Since this was my first lucid dream that I was kind of exited and just started doing dick all like blowing things up and firing kamehamehas (like you wouldn't have done the same thing). I then took an attempt at flying however I hit the roof of the world and woke up.   
< mfw I woke up
The only lucid dream I remember having was when I was younger. I was just standing in the middle of my room when I realized I was dreaming. Since this was my first lucid dream that I was kind of exited and just started doing dick all like blowing things up and firing kamehamehas (like you wouldn't have done the same thing). I then took an attempt at flying however I hit the roof of the world and woke up.
< mfw I woke up
User avatar #77 - TheSock (01/31/2013) [-]
i dont know if this counts as a lucid dream, but ive had dreams where i knew that i was
dreaming, and once i went as far as influencing things that happened in the dream, but
indirectly. Not really sure how to put it into words.
#76 - devout feminist (01/31/2013) [-]
if this is to hard, smoke a joint.
User avatar #75 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
everynight weird lucid dreams happen
its like a really weird VN
#74 - visva (01/31/2013) [-]
I remember my latest lucid dream, I was flying with dragons and birds... And then my stomach got sick from the flying and I threw up eight times in the dream. Fuck yeah!
User avatar #70 - memescomefromb (01/31/2013) [-]
Isn't there some superstition behind it, that if you lucid dream, and your spirit self wanders off too far, you can't find your way back, and your real self is left in a coma?

And on a side note, a majority of the time I know I am dreaming, but only sometimes I can control my actions (those tend to be my boning/flying dreams) is that still considered lucid dreaming if I'm doing one, but not the other?
#71 to #70 - tazze (01/31/2013) [-]
astral projections are the ones where your spirit leaves your body, not lucid dreams
User avatar #67 - iHAXnoobs (01/31/2013) [-]
I almost never remember my dreams, is it still possible for me to lucid dream?
User avatar #68 to #67 - tepe (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah just work on improving your dream recall.

The second you wake up try and write down as much as you can remember. If you ever take a nap, or wake up in the dead of night also do that. Don't go to the bathroom first, don't get water, just immediately roll over and write down anything you can remember in your dream journal. It'll get easier and easier
User avatar #81 to #68 - elyiia (01/31/2013) [-]
What if you very rarely remember dreams, even immediately after waking up? I'm only aware that I've had a dream like once a month or something.
User avatar #69 to #68 - iHAXnoobs (01/31/2013) [-]
thanks
#66 - cazabrow (01/31/2013) [-]
this is like  one of the few posts on FJ where the favourites outnumber the thumbs - no doubt people wanna try this later
this is like one of the few posts on FJ where the favourites outnumber the thumbs - no doubt people wanna try this later
User avatar #64 - downtofish (01/31/2013) [-]
"Look in a mirror"
Most lucid dreamers know that when you look in a mirror the reflection may be so distorted or different it's horrifying
User avatar #61 - potterfan (01/31/2013) [-]
What is an easy way to get lucid dreams?...
User avatar #62 to #61 - CallMeCrisco (01/31/2013) [-]
There really isn't one, besides just accidentally having one. It really is something you have to train to do.
#60 - intrepidy (01/31/2013) [-]
All these people doing Lucid dreams.....i barely even dream. (Yes i realise you do everyday, i mean dreams as in the ones you remember or wake up to)

Perhaps its my sleep schedule or lack of one...perhaps its my lack of creativity. I'm curious what i'd honestly find in my head. Inner demons and stuff.
User avatar #59 - Onemanretardpack (01/31/2013) [-]
Whenever I lucid dream, the opposite of what I want happens, I punch like a bitch, and I can only sort of float like I'm treading water. Probably something to do with low confidence or some shit
User avatar #58 - kasperscar (01/31/2013) [-]
I think i lucid dream nearly every-time i sleep, Its horrible, I constantly am being cannibalised or see my family hurt, or some weird fucking mental trip which is crazy as fuck, I can only control what i do in the dream and what i do in the dream shifts what happens, Last night, first night more than 2 hours slept in over a month, and i was being eaten by these demon human looking fuckers, It was horrible
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