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User avatar #383 - sweetnothings (01/31/2013) [-]
The Aladdin one doesn't make sense to me. He wasn't freaking out because Jasmine couldn't marry a prince he was freaking out because of the resposibilities that came along with being a prince. He started to have self doubts because he didn't think he was capable of becoming sultan. After he defeated Jafar he realized that he would be able to handle it and since Jasmine could only marry a prince he was going to re-wish himself one so that he could marry her but of course he does the right thing and sets the genie free like he promised.
User avatar #326 - rhblink (01/31/2013) [-]
the harry potter one is explained. if u actually read the books you'd know that all the time turners got destroyed in the 5th book
#303 - putridgrim (01/31/2013) [-]
I think the reason everyone is so dirty in water world is because of all those scary-ass monsters in the ocean, I wouldn't wanna jump in either. Besides doesn't saltwater make you all crusty?
User avatar #291 - Tyranitar (01/31/2013) [-]
If you watched Prisoner of Azkaban, you would know that the timeline already takes time travel into consideration. Everything, including running off with Buckbeak and Harry rescuing himself and Sirius from Dementors, had already occurred in the timeline before they traveled back. All the time-turner does is actually allow them to go back and ensure the events take place (and since they did occur in the past, that means they WILL choose to go back and cause it at some point).
#280 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Fun fact of the day: Cigarettes, before paper, were rolled in more tobacco leaves, as cigars still are.
User avatar #195 - lillpip (01/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dear SonicTeam.

HA! Told you it'd get front page.
You owe me a beer.
User avatar #462 to #195 - SonicTeam (02/02/2013) [-]
You drink?
#172 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
The Harry potter one is false. For one, the time turners are specifically mentioned in the fifth book. They all get smashed. Secondly, the movie made a point that there is only one time stream. Theres a scene in the movie where a character gets hit by a rock in the head. Only later do we find out that it was harry/hermione who through the rock in the first place, proving that you can't alter the past.
#165 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Waterworld: they live on the see, ever tried bathing in salt water? It's even worse than being sticky because of some dirt.
User avatar #157 - jacencaedus ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
The Harry Potter one, it is explained in the book, the only reason Hermione was allowed to have a time turner was because she took so many classes and she was an excellent student, at the end of the book, it is explained that she drops enough classes for it to not be needed anymore. Even if they had one after book 3, it is dangerous to let yourself be seen by your past self (Timey Wimey stuff). "Well, why not steal one from the Ministry of Magic while they were there trying to find the locket?" because they had no way of knowing whether or not the Ministry had made more (or if it was even_ possible_ to make more) after the entire stock was destroyed in book 5. Also, Harry Potter time travel seems to work off the same time travel mechanic as Terminator 1, where even time travel events are predetermined, and you can't change anything
#144 - tanglenose (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't remember that much about a kid I only knew for a week for thirty years.
#139 - supersnake (01/30/2013) [-]
martys mum...
martys mum...
User avatar #446 - illshowyouletters (01/31/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks Doug Walker would / should do this?
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User avatar #368 - BossTamsy (01/31/2013) [-]
As most have said below, all of the time turners were wiped out in book 5 as a result of the battle in the department of mysteries. And that aside, it's made clear that messing with time can have disastrous consequences. To that end, I'm still not sure why it was deemed okay for that part of the story(aside from Dumbledore more or less saying, "Yeah, do dat" because he knew Hermione had a time turner.)
#365 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
My recollection of Home Alone. The phones from France(?) could not contact the home, my guess is because it's overseas, not that Kevin's phone was broken.
User avatar #270 - fiddlestickers (01/31/2013) [-]
#9: Rotate the sled 90 degrees
User avatar #255 - ohlookathing (01/31/2013) [-]
6. Facebook.
#110 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
In BttF, if you follow one belief about time travel, is that the original timeline Marty was from is the "regular" timeline, where no travel took place. After he travelled back in time, the timeline would have forked to create a new alternate timeline in which he did travel through time, and he would cease to exist in the original timeline.

Only in any timeline created after that would his mom have the potential to recognize him. Otherwise it would have occurred in whatever way that original timeline had decided upon. But we don't see his parents much at all anyway.

It could simply be that she didn't really remember what that "calvin klein" guy looked like by the time Marty was born, or she would have just ignored it citing it as a coincidence. I mean the guy could have been her husbands relative and she didn't want to bring it up, so that could explain why she might recognize him, but not question it.
#6 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Did you know Air Bud was the same dog who played Comet on Full House?
#5 - repostsrepost (01/30/2013) [-]
Aladdin: Street urchin marries indian looking princess with pet tiger that is not native to any part of the Middle East in an Ottoman era arabian city and meets a genie, part of arab mythology that predates Islam. Someone explain the logic.
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