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User avatar #326 - rhblink (01/31/2013) [-]
the harry potter one is explained. if u actually read the books you'd know that all the time turners got destroyed in the 5th book
#303 - putridgrim (01/31/2013) [-]
I think the reason everyone is so dirty in water world is because of all those scary-ass monsters in the ocean, I wouldn't wanna jump in either. Besides doesn't ********* make you all crusty?
User avatar #291 - Tyranitar (01/31/2013) [-]
If you watched Prisoner of Azkaban, you would know that the timeline already takes time travel into consideration. Everything, including running off with Buckbeak and Harry rescuing himself and Sirius from Dementors, had already occurred in the timeline before they traveled back. All the time-turner does is actually allow them to go back and ensure the events take place (and since they did occur in the past, that means they WILL choose to go back and cause it at some point).
#280 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Fun fact of the day: Cigarettes, before paper, were rolled in more tobacco leaves, as cigars still are.
User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2013) [-]
As for the jurassic park one, the T rex entered on the Goat side, which was level ground, then pushed the car toward the other side with the wall. It's not the same side.
User avatar #195 - lillpip (01/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dear SonicTeam.

HA! Told you it'd get front page.
You owe me a beer.
User avatar #462 to #195 - SonicTeam (02/02/2013) [-]
You drink?
User avatar #157 - jacencaedus (01/30/2013) [-]
The Harry Potter one, it is explained in the book, the only reason Hermione was allowed to have a time turner was because she took so many classes and she was an excellent student, at the end of the book, it is explained that she drops enough classes for it to not be needed anymore. Even if they had one after book 3, it is dangerous to let yourself be seen by your past self (Timey Wimey stuff). "Well, why not steal one from the Ministry of Magic while they were there trying to find the locket?" because they had no way of knowing whether or not the Ministry had made more (or if it was even_ possible_ to make more) after the entire stock was destroyed in book 5. Also, Harry Potter time travel seems to work off the same time travel mechanic as Terminator 1, where even time travel events are predetermined, and you can't change anything
#144 - tanglenose (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't remember that much about a kid I only knew for a week for thirty years.
#139 - supersnake (01/30/2013) [-]
martys mum...
martys mum...
User avatar #100 - jimmdean ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
So. ******* . Tired. Of. Explaining. The. Time-Turner
#91 - therealwaynebrady (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the gremlin one is kind of a stretch
#444 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
#7 It was too awesome to disqualify.
User avatar #443 - habasparkz (01/31/2013) [-]
Last one made me chuckle.
User avatar #357 - goondas (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
With Jurrasic pak im guessing most of the ground is level with the fence except for that one section which drops off into a ditch due to it being an area for water run off (since there a large storm drain pipe at the bottom where the girl is told to hide).
User avatar #351 - desuforeverlulz (01/31/2013) [-]
For the Gremlins, you don't have to get into the timezone thing to debunk it... any time of the day, no matter where in the world you are, it is always after midnight. Think about it. But if you want to patch up that plothole, you can say the midnight rule refers to the internal clock of the Mogwai which syncs up with the day/night transitions they are in.

Also, "what if a dog could play basketball" is an example of a high-concept.
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#251 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
The movie was not about jasmine not being able to marry a prince - she was mad at alladin for lying. Then when jafar was a wizard he undid genies magic and made alladin not a prince anymore.
#229 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
It tells you in the Harry Potter books that Hermione gave back the time-turner after the third year because she didn't want it anymore and then they smashed all of the other time-turners when they infiltrated the Ministry in the fifth book.
User avatar #101 - abougen (01/30/2013) [-]
Obviously you have not read all the Harry Potter books because in the the 5th book (Order of Phoenix) it clearly says that in the battle in the Ministry of Magic all the time turners got destroyed by a charm/hex or curse.
User avatar #93 - Lambda (01/30/2013) [-]
1. Maybe it's an involuntary reflex.
3. Cigarettes might have been rolled with leaves of some sort. I've never seen the movie though, I don't know.
8. Between midnight and dawn, would make sense.
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