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#472 - plaruti ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Ok Jaffar undid Aladin's wish when he got his power!

you dont remember that scene in the castle? sheesh
User avatar #291 - Tyranitar (01/31/2013) [-]
If you watched Prisoner of Azkaban, you would know that the timeline already takes time travel into consideration. Everything, including running off with Buckbeak and Harry rescuing himself and Sirius from Dementors, had already occurred in the timeline before they traveled back. All the time-turner does is actually allow them to go back and ensure the events take place (and since they did occur in the past, that means they WILL choose to go back and cause it at some point).
#280 - devout feminist (01/31/2013) [-]
Fun fact of the day: Cigarettes, before paper, were rolled in more tobacco leaves, as cigars still are.
User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2013) [-]
As for the jurassic park one, the T rex entered on the Goat side, which was level ground, then pushed the car toward the other side with the wall. It's not the same side.
User avatar #267 - dawinnamon (01/31/2013) [-]
For number two, the many worlds theory would solve that problem. When he went back in time, he slept with this mom, but a different mom. He slept with an exact copy of his mother but one parallel to his "present", just that happens to be back in time. When he went back in time, he created a different world with that decision, one where he did his mom, and one where he didn't. the one where he did not go back in time is the truth. Look it up online for clarification, for I am grossly oversimplifying.
User avatar #249 - dogwars ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
All the time turners were destroyed during the battle in the Ministry of Magic at the end of the fifth book, so none of the significant deaths could have been prevented, as they all happened either after or during the battle.
#139 - supersnake (01/30/2013) [-]
martys mum...
martys mum...
User avatar #100 - jimmdean ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
So. ******* . Tired. Of. Explaining. The. Time-Turner
#91 - therealwaynebrady (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the gremlin one is kind of a stretch
#77 - devout feminist (01/30/2013) [-]
He could easily get the sled through the door if he turned it on it's side, that one must be a joke because anybody with a brain could see that.
#76 - devout feminist (01/30/2013) [-]
In the harry potter one, in the books professor Mgonnagle, forbids hermionie to use the time turned for anything else other then extra classes, she gave it back in at the end of the year, and then in the order of the pheonix, when voldemort lures harry into the departmeant of mysterys, haryy destroys the stock of time turners in a fight agasint a death eater
#441 - devout feminist (01/31/2013) [-]
in hp they destroy all the time turners after book 3.... i guess JK Rowling knew it would be a MAJOR plot hole if she didnt
User avatar #440 - darthacerbus (01/31/2013) [-]
I thought fresh water was the most valuable resource in Waterworld...
#344 - sharksloveme (01/31/2013) [-]
I love these.
I love these.
#343 - akatsukipain (01/31/2013) [-]
Waterworld: there is a large number of reasons why everyone is dirty
User avatar #223 - spysappinmysasha (01/31/2013) [-]
#11 has haunted me for my whole life...
User avatar #93 - Lambda (01/30/2013) [-]
1. Maybe it's an involuntary reflex.
3. Cigarettes might have been rolled with leaves of some sort. I've never seen the movie though, I don't know.
8. Between midnight and dawn, would make sense.
User avatar #81 - demonmaster (01/30/2013) [-]
Valid points and couldn't agree more
User avatar #75 - wallcrawler (01/30/2013) [-]
Not only is it always after midnight somewhere, but it is always technically "after" midnight everywhere.
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