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#411 - stopeatingshit (01/31/2013) [-]
goodbye childhood...
#386 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
There is also that part in jurassic park 3 where the spinosaurus easly breaks open a huge metal gate but then seconds later can't get through a small door
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=cVA4BO2v7zs
User avatar #322 - bionicsheep (01/31/2013) [-]
didn't they say that they destroyed the timeturners in the harry potter books? i havent read them in a while, so i could be mistaken
#314 - fawkwayne (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.   
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.   
   
tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.

tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
#259 - deadmuerto (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone?
#256 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Maybe all the parents in The Santa Clause, who don't believe in santa, just give their own kids gifts, and santa only gives gifts to the families that believe.
#239 - jorgefuber (01/31/2013) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at lil wayne . facewall. ** I watched knocked up yesterday, what always confuses me is how Steve Carell is obviously a famous actor in their world (just like ours) because the main character woman interviews him for e! . but throughout the movie, we see actors from The Office as bouncers and gynecologists and what not. So in this world, does The Office just not exist? Or is Steve Carell on the office, but Darryl and Ryan are played by different actors? ??? pic probably unrelated, to lazy too pick one
#176 - hentaisweetie (01/31/2013) [-]
5: He never freaked out about her not being able to marry a prince. They even made plans to get married THEN he freaked out. Through the whole movie they kept mentioning that the only person the law said she COULD marry was a prince. I just honestly wonder if the person who wrote that even saw the movie.   
10. After they used the time traveling device they learned that they COULDN'T change the past, only realize how they altered things to make the reality that they already lived through.
5: He never freaked out about her not being able to marry a prince. They even made plans to get married THEN he freaked out. Through the whole movie they kept mentioning that the only person the law said she COULD marry was a prince. I just honestly wonder if the person who wrote that even saw the movie.
10. After they used the time traveling device they learned that they COULDN'T change the past, only realize how they altered things to make the reality that they already lived through.
User avatar #156 - allamericandude (01/30/2013) [-]
#2) If she didn't know time travel was possible, there'd be no way for her to think that her son could be in two different times. Even if she did recognize him as her son, it would probably drive her insane. So she probably assumed that it was just a guy who kinda looked like her son.
#154 - leveltwowizard (01/30/2013) [-]
If midnight is the beginning of each day, then wouldn't it be after midnight all the time?
#147 - alekksandar (01/30/2013) [-]
because t-rex is awesome and he can do whatever the fuck he wants
#129 - KungFuZerO (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought the T-rex pushed them off a cliff that was on the opposite side of the road as the T-rex enclosure. because i dont think think the camera ever shows that side, since its always focused on the rex.
#104 - solarisofcelestia (01/30/2013) [+] (18 replies)
That one about Air Bud reminded me of the football themed movie. That dog got tackled and probably broke a rib. I didn't like dogs back then the way I do now.
#135 to #104 - Striken (01/30/2013) [-]
**Striken rolled a random image posted in comment #248 at Life Hacks (this ones really long) **
#472 - plaruti (02/05/2013) [-]
Ok Jaffar undid Aladin's wish when he got his power!

you dont remember that scene in the castle? sheesh
+1
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User avatar #249 - dogwars (01/31/2013) [-]
All the time turners were destroyed during the battle in the Ministry of Magic at the end of the fifth book, so none of the significant deaths could have been prevented, as they all happened either after or during the battle.
User avatar #243 - stocxt ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Maybe Loraine wouldn't think much of Marty looking like that guy she met 30 years ago because to her knowledge and common logic that would be fucking impossible.
#76 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
In the harry potter one, in the books professor Mgonnagle, forbids hermionie to use the time turned for anything else other then extra classes, she gave it back in at the end of the year, and then in the order of the pheonix, when voldemort lures harry into the departmeant of mysterys, haryy destroys the stock of time turners in a fight agasint a death eater
User avatar #74 - sammyjankiis (01/30/2013) [-]
They can play actually. The movie says so.
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