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#314 - fawkwayne (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.   
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.   
   
tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.

tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
#282 - xoyv (01/31/2013) [-]
...i'll give this a try

1. maybe the whole "come to life" thing only works when no one is noticing (except for rare ocassions)

2. because there IS a chance that the child will grow up to look similar to their parent

3. there are other things you can roll cigs with, and water alone doesn't do much to clean dirt
User avatar #266 - richardastley (01/31/2013) [-]
The Santa Clause one always annoyed the shit out of me. It happens in every "Kids should believe in Santa" movie. It's fucking retarded.
#256 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Maybe all the parents in The Santa Clause, who don't believe in santa, just give their own kids gifts, and santa only gives gifts to the families that believe.
#239 - jorgefuber (01/31/2013) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at lil wayne . facewall. ** I watched knocked up yesterday, what always confuses me is how Steve Carell is obviously a famous actor in their world (just like ours) because the main character woman interviews him for e! . but throughout the movie, we see actors from The Office as bouncers and gynecologists and what not. So in this world, does The Office just not exist? Or is Steve Carell on the office, but Darryl and Ryan are played by different actors? ??? pic probably unrelated, to lazy too pick one
User avatar #228 - guidoforlife (01/31/2013) [-]
you shut your whore mouth about Air Bud!!!
User avatar #215 - Cambro (01/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#10: A. Deaths are fixed points in time and B. It creates paradoxes that makes preventing the death from happening unpredictable anyway.
If you really want a Harry Potter plot hole, there is this one: Hermione had a purse that was bottomless and weightless no matter how much was stored inside of it. At the beginning of the deathly hallows, she could have stowed Harry away and travel without any issue. George didn't have to lose his ear and Mad Eye didn't have to die.
User avatar #198 - kinglobster (01/31/2013) [-]
Number 1: He doesn't want to blow his cover as a Space Ranger. The natives to the planet (humans) are very big compared to him and they could easily kill him if they ever found out he was invading Earth. The toys are more on his level, so he interacts with them.
#182 - astronautjezus (01/31/2013) [-]
They are movies, what did you expect?
#129 - KungFuZerO (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought the T-rex pushed them off a cliff that was on the opposite side of the road as the T-rex enclosure. because i dont think think the camera ever shows that side, since its always focused on the rex.
User avatar #90 - seniorpokeman (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Waterworld #3:
1. maybe the cigarettes were the reason it was valuable? Because they could use it to make more cigarettes? Or maybe the cigarette paper was too thin to be valuable, like how 24k jewelry is fucktons of cash, but 10k is near nothing.
2. all of the water is saltwater, meaning that all freshwater sources on the planet have been eliminated. The only way they can get water is to:
-collect it after a storm
-recycle urine
-drink animal blood
#86 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
#10 Hermione gave the Time-turner back at the end of PoA, as she could no longer handle the workload of all the classes she'd been using it for. When the group of Dumbledore' Army vagrants fights the Death Eaters at the Ministry in OotP, the break the Ministry of Magic's entire supply of Time-turners. This is explained to Hagrid in THBP.

#63 - deusexmachinase (01/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In Harry, Potter Hermione returns the time turner to McGonagall. Also, You aren't allowed be seen for some weird reason...

Waddya gonna do?
#64 to #63 - deusexmachinase (01/30/2013) [-]
... Put the comma in a wrong place.
User avatar #291 - Tyranitar (01/31/2013) [-]
If you watched Prisoner of Azkaban, you would know that the timeline already takes time travel into consideration. Everything, including running off with Buckbeak and Harry rescuing himself and Sirius from Dementors, had already occurred in the timeline before they traveled back. All the time-turner does is actually allow them to go back and ensure the events take place (and since they did occur in the past, that means they WILL choose to go back and cause it at some point).
#280 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Fun fact of the day: Cigarettes, before paper, were rolled in more tobacco leaves, as cigars still are.
User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2013) [-]
As for the jurassic park one, the T rex entered on the Goat side, which was level ground, then pushed the car toward the other side with the wall. It's not the same side.
User avatar #195 - lillpip (01/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dear SonicTeam.

HA! Told you it'd get front page.
You owe me a beer.
User avatar #462 to #195 - SonicTeam (02/02/2013) [-]
You drink?
#139 - supersnake (01/30/2013) [-]
martys mum...
martys mum...
User avatar #100 - jimmdean ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
So. Fucking. Tired. Of. Explaining. The. Time-Turner
#91 - therealwaynebrady (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the gremlin one is kind of a stretch
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