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#314 - fawkwayne (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.   
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.   
   
tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.

tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
#259 - deadmuerto (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone?
#239 - jorgefuber (01/31/2013) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at lil wayne . facewall. ** I watched knocked up yesterday, what always confuses me is how Steve Carell is obviously a famous actor in their world (just like ours) because the main character woman interviews him for e! . but throughout the movie, we see actors from The Office as bouncers and gynecologists and what not. So in this world, does The Office just not exist? Or is Steve Carell on the office, but Darryl and Ryan are played by different actors? ??? pic probably unrelated, to lazy too pick one
User avatar #228 - guidoforlife (01/31/2013) [-]
you shut your whore mouth about Air Bud!!!
#129 - KungFuZerO ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought the T-rex pushed them off a cliff that was on the opposite side of the road as the T-rex enclosure. because i dont think think the camera ever shows that side, since its always focused on the rex.
User avatar #326 - rhblink (01/31/2013) [-]
the harry potter one is explained. if u actually read the books you'd know that all the time turners got destroyed in the 5th book
#303 - putridgrim (01/31/2013) [-]
I think the reason everyone is so dirty in water world is because of all those scary-ass monsters in the ocean, I wouldn't wanna jump in either. Besides doesn't saltwater make you all crusty?
User avatar #291 - Tyranitar (01/31/2013) [-]
If you watched Prisoner of Azkaban, you would know that the timeline already takes time travel into consideration. Everything, including running off with Buckbeak and Harry rescuing himself and Sirius from Dementors, had already occurred in the timeline before they traveled back. All the time-turner does is actually allow them to go back and ensure the events take place (and since they did occur in the past, that means they WILL choose to go back and cause it at some point).
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User avatar #268 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2013) [-]
As for the jurassic park one, the T rex entered on the Goat side, which was level ground, then pushed the car toward the other side with the wall. It's not the same side.
User avatar #267 - dawinnamon (01/31/2013) [-]
For number two, the many worlds theory would solve that problem. When he went back in time, he slept with this mom, but a different mom. He slept with an exact copy of his mother but one parallel to his "present", just that happens to be back in time. When he went back in time, he created a different world with that decision, one where he did his mom, and one where he didn't. the one where he did not go back in time is the truth. Look it up online for clarification, for I am grossly oversimplifying.
User avatar #249 - dogwars (01/31/2013) [-]
All the time turners were destroyed during the battle in the Ministry of Magic at the end of the fifth book, so none of the significant deaths could have been prevented, as they all happened either after or during the battle.
User avatar #243 - stocxt ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Maybe Loraine wouldn't think much of Marty looking like that guy she met 30 years ago because to her knowledge and common logic that would be ******* impossible.
User avatar #195 - lillpip (01/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dear SonicTeam.

HA! Told you it'd get front page.
You owe me a beer.
User avatar #462 to #195 - SonicTeam (02/02/2013) [-]
You drink?
User avatar #128 - galahads (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For the Waterworld one, wasn't it the writing that was valuable, not just the paper, granted paper was most likely rare, but the writing is what was used to translate the tattoo, making it the valuable part =D
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#106 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought J.K. Rowling wrote into the fifth book that all of the time-turners had been destroyed in the fiasco at the Ministry. If they no longer existed they couldn't be used.
User avatar #114 to #106 - thedarkassassin (01/30/2013) [-]
Hermione also gave hers back.
User avatar #74 - sammyjankiis (01/30/2013) [-]
They can play actually. The movie says so.
User avatar #70 - wonderlandman (01/30/2013) [-]
for the Jurassic park one, i thought it was a cliff on the other side of the road
#49 - tsukami (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
ok get this im only saying something about the toy story part of the post   
   
He thinks he is on a unkwown planet. so when the kid (sorry forgot his name )comes in he just mimics what the other inhabitents are doing, playing "dead" in order to survive the attack if this giant creature that could easily kill
ok get this im only saying something about the toy story part of the post

He thinks he is on a unkwown planet. so when the kid (sorry forgot his name )comes in he just mimics what the other inhabitents are doing, playing "dead" in order to survive the attack if this giant creature that could easily kill
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