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#362 - moustachefingers
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(01/31/2013) [-]
But who was phone?
But who was phone?
#199 - spritedrake
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#411 - stopeatingshit
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goodbye childhood...
#322 - bionicsheep
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didn't they say that they destroyed the timeturners in the harry potter books? i havent read them in a while, so i could be mistaken
#314 - fawkwayne
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@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.   
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.   
   
tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.

tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
#318 to #314 - fawkwayne
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Before someone thinks I forgot, it was still dangerous for Harry & Hermione to go back in time, but because they needed to free Sirius, they did it. And Hermione already knew about time travel in the moment they went back so for her to see herself only assured her that she needed to go back later.
#319 to #314 - mycathascancer
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i must agreee sir
i must agreee sir
#263 - robotzombie
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BTTF: Marty actually ****** his mom and leaves, she keeps it a secret but doesnt wanna be stuck with fatherless child so she marries his "dad"
#259 - deadmuerto
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anyone?
#262 to #259 - jerrywolf
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That was a really bad movie.
#239 - jorgefuber
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**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at lil wayne . facewall. ** I watched knocked up yesterday, what always confuses me is how Steve Carell is obviously a famous actor in their world (just like ours) because the main character woman interviews him for e! . but throughout the movie, we see actors from The Office as bouncers and gynecologists and what not. So in this world, does The Office just not exist? Or is Steve Carell on the office, but Darryl and Ryan are played by different actors? ??? pic probably unrelated, to lazy too pick one
#228 - guidoforlife
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you shut your whore mouth about Air Bud!!!
#215 - Cambro
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#10: A. Deaths are fixed points in time and B. It creates paradoxes that makes preventing the death from happening unpredictable anyway.
If you really want a Harry Potter plot hole, there is this one: Hermione had a purse that was bottomless and weightless no matter how much was stored inside of it. At the beginning of the deathly hallows, she could have stowed Harry away and travel without any issue. George didn't have to lose his ear and Mad Eye didn't have to die.
#221 to #215 - Shitthatscrazy
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Logic Hole: if the purse is bottomless then how the **** can she find harrry before he dies of thirst or hunger. If you say your wrong about it being bottomless then how will harry surive being in there with all this other stuff flying around and killing him?
#232 to #221 - seajayjoonyo
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He worded it wrong. It's not bottomless, it's just an undetectable expansion charm, making the purse larger than normal, but not huge. Hermione can still reach the bottom of her purse.
#233 to #232 - Shitthatscrazy
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that only answers half my point
#237 to #233 - seajayjoonyo
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It should have answered your entire point. It's not a really HUGE purse. Harry couldn't fit inside it, therefore couldn't die in it if he couldn't get in it in the first place.
#198 - kinglobster
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Number 1: He doesn't want to blow his cover as a Space Ranger. The natives to the planet (humans) are very big compared to him and they could easily kill him if they ever found out he was invading Earth. The toys are more on his level, so he interacts with them.
#182 - astronautjezus
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They are movies, what did you expect?
#178 - agitatedscientist
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There are two schools of thought concerning time travel. The more traditional approach would be that when a time traveler goes back, he can change the events of history. In this version of time travel, there never was a time traveler anywhere in history until the first one moved from his own time period. This would be exemplified in Back to the Future.

The second theory would be that the events of time cannot be changed. The time traveler tries to prevent or cause something, but inadvertently causes history to repeat itself in the exact same manner or fails to change anything at all. The time traveler was always present at this point in time, as well as their starting point.

The Time Turner is based on the second theory. Buckbeak was saved the first time around, but they had to go back in time to be there. The Potter's deaths were in itself proof that no one used a time turner to save them, or no one succeeded in saving them when they did use the time turner. Therefor, it would be useless to try to use the time turner to save them, as it would be theoretically impossible, even with magic.

There is a reason they let a young student use the thing. In all reality it's just a toy.
#183 to #178 - churrundo
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it's one is travling through the fifth dimension, the other is traveling in the fourth
#176 - hentaisweetie
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5: He never freaked out about her not being able to marry a prince. They even made plans to get married THEN he freaked out. Through the whole movie they kept mentioning that the only person the law said she COULD marry was a prince. I just honestly wonder if the person who wrote that even saw the movie.   
10. After they used the time traveling device they learned that they COULDN'T change the past, only realize how they altered things to make the reality that they already lived through.
5: He never freaked out about her not being able to marry a prince. They even made plans to get married THEN he freaked out. Through the whole movie they kept mentioning that the only person the law said she COULD marry was a prince. I just honestly wonder if the person who wrote that even saw the movie.
10. After they used the time traveling device they learned that they COULDN'T change the past, only realize how they altered things to make the reality that they already lived through.
#147 - alekksandar
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(01/30/2013) [-]
because t-rex is awesome and he can do whatever the **** he wants
#129 - KungFuZerO
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I always thought the T-rex pushed them off a cliff that was on the opposite side of the road as the T-rex enclosure. because i dont think think the camera ever shows that side, since its always focused on the rex.
#181 to #129 - anon
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It's shown when the balding guy runs into the little restroom on the other side of the road. The T-Rext proceeds to smash le bathroom and eat him. The more you know!
#104 - solarisofcelestia
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That one about Air Bud reminded me of the football themed movie. That dog got tackled and probably broke a rib. I didn't like dogs back then the way I do now.
#119 to #104 - spoonandfork
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#125 to #124 - grenadeshrapnel
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#150 to #104 - inuar
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**inuar rolled a random image posted in comment #350396 at Friendly ** ok
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#174 to #104 - lolercoasters
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#180 to #104 - youngchief
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#115 to #104 - weinerdick
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#117 to #104 - thedarkassassin
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#135 to #104 - Striken
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#137 to #135 - Striken
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YES
#90 - seniorpokeman
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Waterworld #3:
1. maybe the cigarettes were the reason it was valuable? Because they could use it to make more cigarettes? Or maybe the cigarette paper was too thin to be valuable, like how 24k jewelry is ******** of cash, but 10k is near nothing.
2. all of the water is saltwater, meaning that all freshwater sources on the planet have been eliminated. The only way they can get water is to:
-collect it after a storm
-recycle urine
-drink animal blood
#92 to #90 - seniorpokeman
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****, sorry, I thought the second one said thirsty. But maybe because they don't like being in the water. They usually prefer to be on the ****. That's a good question, though.
#63 - deusexmachinase
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In Harry, Potter Hermione returns the time turner to McGonagall. Also, You aren't allowed be seen for some weird reason...

Waddya gonna do?
#79 to #63 - anon
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I believe the reason Rowling gives is that people who either see them self or people who see the same person twice at the same time either stand the risk of killing the future version or going insane from the encounter. It isn't well explained in the movie, but it is in the third book. Don't quote me exactly on it.
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#103 to #87 - anon
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at the time he got along with the ministry. He didn't start to fight with them untill the end of the fourth book.
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#64 to #63 - deusexmachinase
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... Put the comma in a wrong place.
#60 - gutimberg
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They didn't change **** in Harry Potter