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#362 - moustachefingers (01/31/2013) [-]
But who was phone?
But who was phone?
#341 - zzitro (01/31/2013) [-]
Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball.
User avatar #245 - Hreidmar (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2. She watched her infant son grow up her whole life. It's far better explained in a Terry Pratchett book called 'Night Watch,' but basically it would take a genius of detachment and observation to permit the possibility that the person you watched grow up and develop your entire life is identical to one that you met in the past, before the current person was even around.
#240 - nyanpoptart (01/31/2013) [-]
I ******* love Mean Girls.
#238 - drizztrocks (01/31/2013) [-]
Last one ******* blew my mind.
I think i **** all over myself.
#194 - bobfucknmarly (01/31/2013) [-]
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#163 - gergen (01/30/2013) [-]
#2- Maybe Marty's mom forgot what he looked like. He was the third kid in the family, and it had been like 30 years since she was in high school.   
   
#3- Why does the Kevin Costner movie suck dick? Because of Kevin Costner. The gods hate him and so do I.   
   
#6 The internet, most likely. Plus, who cares, I just want Amanda Seyfried to touch my wiener.    
   
#7- Because you don't 						****					 with Pat Morita.   
   
#10- Because it's Harry Potter, not the next installment of Back to the Future.   
   
#11- Maybe there was a cliff we didn't see. Stop ruining my childhood!
#2- Maybe Marty's mom forgot what he looked like. He was the third kid in the family, and it had been like 30 years since she was in high school.

#3- Why does the Kevin Costner movie suck dick? Because of Kevin Costner. The gods hate him and so do I.

#6 The internet, most likely. Plus, who cares, I just want Amanda Seyfried to touch my wiener.

#7- Because you don't **** with Pat Morita.

#10- Because it's Harry Potter, not the next installment of Back to the Future.

#11- Maybe there was a cliff we didn't see. Stop ruining my childhood!
User avatar #322 - bionicsheep (01/31/2013) [-]
didn't they say that they destroyed the timeturners in the harry potter books? i havent read them in a while, so i could be mistaken
#314 - fawkwayne (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.   
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.   
   
tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
@ #10: Taking a page from Doctor Who, it would be disastrous to cross your own timeline. Also you have to live through the time you went back to.
So in effort the current you would cease to exist the moment your past self saw your current self (In this case you being Harry) because since that event hadn't happened in your original timeline, your timeline would change and the current you would be non-existent. Of course there is ways to make sure you (past) don't see yourself (current), but again you would have to live in hiding until the moment you (past) goes into the past. Effectively taking off that much time from your life.

tl;dr Don't go back in time to change your own timeline
#282 - xoyv (01/31/2013) [-]
...i'll give this a try

1. maybe the whole "come to life" thing only works when no one is noticing (except for rare ocassions)

2. because there IS a chance that the child will grow up to look similar to their parent

3. there are other things you can roll cigs with, and water alone doesn't do much to clean dirt
User avatar #263 - robotzombie (01/31/2013) [-]
BTTF: Marty actually ****** his mom and leaves, she keeps it a secret but doesnt wanna be stuck with fatherless child so she marries his "dad"
#259 - deadmuerto (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone?
#256 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Maybe all the parents in The Santa Clause, who don't believe in santa, just give their own kids gifts, and santa only gives gifts to the families that believe.
#239 - jorgefuber (01/31/2013) [-]
**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at lil wayne . facewall. ** I watched knocked up yesterday, what always confuses me is how Steve Carell is obviously a famous actor in their world (just like ours) because the main character woman interviews him for e! . but throughout the movie, we see actors from The Office as bouncers and gynecologists and what not. So in this world, does The Office just not exist? Or is Steve Carell on the office, but Darryl and Ryan are played by different actors? ??? pic probably unrelated, to lazy too pick one
#147 - alekksandar (01/30/2013) [-]
because t-rex is awesome and he can do whatever the **** he wants
#129 - KungFuZerO (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always thought the T-rex pushed them off a cliff that was on the opposite side of the road as the T-rex enclosure. because i dont think think the camera ever shows that side, since its always focused on the rex.
User avatar #90 - seniorpokeman (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Waterworld #3:
1. maybe the cigarettes were the reason it was valuable? Because they could use it to make more cigarettes? Or maybe the cigarette paper was too thin to be valuable, like how 24k jewelry is ******** of cash, but 10k is near nothing.
2. all of the water is saltwater, meaning that all freshwater sources on the planet have been eliminated. The only way they can get water is to:
-collect it after a storm
-recycle urine
-drink animal blood
#86 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
#10 Hermione gave the Time-turner back at the end of PoA, as she could no longer handle the workload of all the classes she'd been using it for. When the group of Dumbledore' Army vagrants fights the Death Eaters at the Ministry in OotP, the break the Ministry of Magic's entire supply of Time-turners. This is explained to Hagrid in THBP.

#60 - gutimberg (01/30/2013) [-]
They didn't change **** in Harry Potter
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