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#382 - lustuad (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Aladdin thing is this   
he makes his first wish to become a prince.    
The SECOND wish was used to save his life when he was drowning,    
because genie told him after Aladdin tricked him into getting him out of the cave, that he could have "no more freebies"   
   
I haven't seen this movie since I was about 10.    
But I still remember.
The Aladdin thing is this
he makes his first wish to become a prince.
The SECOND wish was used to save his life when he was drowning,
because genie told him after Aladdin tricked him into getting him out of the cave, that he could have "no more freebies"

I haven't seen this movie since I was about 10.
But I still remember.
#373 - cazabrow (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Makes it a little hard in the Harry Potter one when you cant be seen by anyone, so....in addition to not being seen by the Past Harry as well as the person you're saving, you have to stop them from being killed without them noticing.
#265 - davegrowl (01/31/2013) [-]
#10:   
You can't change a fixed point in time
#10:
You can't change a fixed point in time
User avatar #392 - warrenzthehero (01/31/2013) [-]
Harry Potter:
1) Time Paradox and all of that debate.
2) Maybe it only works for about an hour or so? Like it can't go further back than that?
User avatar #376 - smokekusheveryday (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
for harry potter ibelive it can only go back a week in time not years or decades
User avatar #380 to #376 - fishtacos (01/31/2013) [-]
Actually, it's because they a)didn't need or have one in the fourth book, and b) it says in the sixth book that the entire Ministry stock of time turners was destroyed by Harry and co. fighting the Death Eaters in the department of mysteries. finally, with Cedric's Death: How do you plan to prevent that without meeting yourself and/or making Cedric realize there's two Harries, and thus going stark raving mad? Yeah, didn't think so.
User avatar #364 - projectcrypt (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The time turner doesn't "change" time technically. Everything that happens when Harry and Hermione use the time turner was always going to happen in some roundabout way or in other words the time turner shows how things actually happened when you might have thought they happened differently. i.e. Harry and the gang though Buckbeak was executed when in reality they actually saved him and the axe they saw brought down was aimed at a pumpkin.
#362 - moustachefingers (01/31/2013) [-]
But who was phone?
But who was phone?
#341 - zzitro (01/31/2013) [-]
Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball.
#240 - nyanpoptart (01/31/2013) [-]
I ******* love Mean Girls.
#238 - drizztrocks (01/31/2013) [-]
Last one ******* blew my mind.
I think i **** all over myself.
+3
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#194 - bobfucknmarly (01/31/2013) [-]
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#191 - xxabbiexx (01/31/2013) [-]
Aladdin: He didn't want to keep the genie to become a prince again, he didn't think he could pull it off by himself, and wanted to keep his last wish just in case something went wrong and he needed it. and He didn't worry about marrying Jasmine, he worried about lying to her for the rest of their life and her finding out and hating him for it.
Aladdin: He didn't want to keep the genie to become a prince again, he didn't think he could pull it off by himself, and wanted to keep his last wish just in case something went wrong and he needed it. and He didn't worry about marrying Jasmine, he worried about lying to her for the rest of their life and her finding out and hating him for it.
#163 - gergen (01/30/2013) [-]
#2- Maybe Marty's mom forgot what he looked like. He was the third kid in the family, and it had been like 30 years since she was in high school.   
   
#3- Why does the Kevin Costner movie suck dick? Because of Kevin Costner. The gods hate him and so do I.   
   
#6 The internet, most likely. Plus, who cares, I just want Amanda Seyfried to touch my wiener.    
   
#7- Because you don't 						****					 with Pat Morita.   
   
#10- Because it's Harry Potter, not the next installment of Back to the Future.   
   
#11- Maybe there was a cliff we didn't see. Stop ruining my childhood!
#2- Maybe Marty's mom forgot what he looked like. He was the third kid in the family, and it had been like 30 years since she was in high school.

#3- Why does the Kevin Costner movie suck dick? Because of Kevin Costner. The gods hate him and so do I.

#6 The internet, most likely. Plus, who cares, I just want Amanda Seyfried to touch my wiener.

#7- Because you don't **** with Pat Morita.

#10- Because it's Harry Potter, not the next installment of Back to the Future.

#11- Maybe there was a cliff we didn't see. Stop ruining my childhood!
User avatar #162 - AeroChic (01/30/2013) [-]
For the Mean Girls thing, they knew Cady didn't make the book on her own, but no one else would admit to it, so she got all of the blame.
#97 - conordalymcr (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You can't use the time-turner to go back in time and alter things in the past.
Did you read the book?
#94 - fuckilostmyaccount (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#10 is not possible. in book 3, when harry and hermione went back in time, they did not intervene with anything their past selves did. they saved buck beak when their past selves were walking near the whomping willow and did not get to witness any of what has happened to buckbeak. after whatever happened with the dementor, they woke up and all that they knew was that buckbeak was killed and sirius was trapped, which led dumbledore to walked in to the Hospital Wing and tell them to go back in time. their past body still had one purpose- to travel back in time, because they believe that sirius is captured. Now say my father was killed by a bus at 8am. At 10am i went back in time to 8am and stopped him from getting hit by a bus. Now that my dad is not dead, my past body has no reason to travel back in time anymore, which lead to two of me existing at the same time, and you can't have that. Time travel logic. Sorry for the long post
User avatar #17 - tophtastic (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In JP, the t-rex pushed the car over the other side of the road from where he was caged
User avatar #36 to #17 - ogopogofod ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
that doesn't make sense... because i clearly remember there was a toilet on that side of the road, where a guy got eaten...
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