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#289 - thebigcountry
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Harry Potter fag here,   
For clarification: The time turners are a rare breed of magical artifact given to Hermione because it allowed her to take more classes than the actual time in a school day allowed. The ministry does not just hand these things out, therefore a long process of paperwork and permission forms is needed to obtain one. That being said, there are not many of them. Now, when Harry goes to the Ministry of Magic to save Sirius from what he believes is a threat on his life, it turns out to be a trap. Upon finding out the place is littered with Death Eaters, the children flee (duh) and leave a path of destruction in their wake. Of the many items destroyed in said chaos was the ministry's stash of time turners, therefore eliminating them from the plot. They no longer exist.   
   
TL;DR: They got destroyed when Harry and his friends were ambushed at the Ministry. Those were the only ones in stock. Eliminated from plot.
Harry Potter fag here,
For clarification: The time turners are a rare breed of magical artifact given to Hermione because it allowed her to take more classes than the actual time in a school day allowed. The ministry does not just hand these things out, therefore a long process of paperwork and permission forms is needed to obtain one. That being said, there are not many of them. Now, when Harry goes to the Ministry of Magic to save Sirius from what he believes is a threat on his life, it turns out to be a trap. Upon finding out the place is littered with Death Eaters, the children flee (duh) and leave a path of destruction in their wake. Of the many items destroyed in said chaos was the ministry's stash of time turners, therefore eliminating them from the plot. They no longer exist.

TL;DR: They got destroyed when Harry and his friends were ambushed at the Ministry. Those were the only ones in stock. Eliminated from plot.
#292 to #289 - anon
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What about Hermione's one? Did they just toss that out?
#298 to #292 - thebigcountry
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Valid question, but if I am not mistaken it is taken from her in some way shape or form. I'd imagine that's why it doesn't resurface. A time turner would be useful for a lot of things that happened in the novel. I cannot remember for sure though
#274 - jokeface
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(01/31/2013) [-]
This is my theory for the Toy Story one. Maybe Buzz observed the fact that all the other toys were freezing when humans were near, and assumed that it was a defense mechanism that the natives of this planet used to protect themselves from the "giants". And so he adopted the habit as well in order to survive in this strange new world.
#316 to #274 - hammarhead
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like only an excellent officer of the space fleet can.
#248 - decoyoctopus
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Number 8 is obvious. It's all relative to where the Mogwai are in that place and time. and if you want to get into specifics it is the energy released by the moon after midnight that is needed for whatever chemical change that occurs to them...
#337 to #248 - DivideZeroForFun
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Energy from the moon... YOU MEAN BLUTZ WAVES
Energy from the moon... YOU MEAN BLUTZ WAVES
#269 to #248 - osirusrising
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I read that in Carl's voice.
#285 to #269 - decoyoctopus
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Carl's a Legend...
#349 to #285 - gladiuss
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Spiderman agrees!
#203 - lordaurion
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Pretty sure Hermione got the Time Turner taken away...
#227 to #203 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
And they smash the Ministry supply in Order of the Phoenix
#88 - commanderbunbun ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Toy Story: Buzz either acts as the other toys out of fear of the humans (blending in, sort of) or it's a toy reflex, the same way humans scratch themselves when they itch. You can ignore if you try, but wouldn't try unless needed

And for back to the future, Marty's mom doesn't see Marty again for another 30+ years, and when she does he's a baby. probably didn't start to look like he does now until jr. high at the earliest. plus she doesn't know of or believe in time travel, so she would just brush it off as a coincidence.
#408 - matzic
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The gremlins one is a dumb argument, I mean the transformation could just be dependent on their biological clock.

I mean thats like if someone said
"humans get sleepy at night"
and then someone responded with
"HURR DURR ITS ALWAYS NIGHT SOMEWHERE!"
#412 to #408 - liquidz
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Hmm... true... but it's still vague...

Midnight is 00:00 and after midnight would be from 00:01 to 23:59

So that would mean they must eat at exactly midnight.

But of course we assume it means from Midnight until the sun rises... So even more interesting is what voodoo is at work that makes it work way past sunset and only after midnight to sun rise?!
#415 to #412 - matzic
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well humans don't get sleepy the minute night comes, it takes a while
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#417 to #414 - liquidz
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I know right?!
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#420 to #418 - liquidz
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Youtube?
Youtube?
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#424 to #422 - liquidz
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But it's after midnight... so it's morning now... I have to wait another 17 to 18 hours for sunset for it to be night...

Why is the system tormenting us!?
#432 to #418 - repostsrepost
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Netflix
#41 - qauronexoforce
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(01/30/2013) [-]
11.
If you shoot a duck I'm scared of toaster.
No really wtf does he mean.
#42 to #41 - nuclearnarwhal
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#43 to #41 - anon
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In jurassic park in the t-rex enclose is on the same level as the jeeps but after the power turns off and the t-rex escapes it pushed one of the jeeps over the fence and instead of just falling 3 feet over a concrete bump it is instead a 100 foot drop that came out of no where
#395 - xXMAQXx
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(01/31/2013) [-]
that last one... that dog is white, everyone knows white dogs cant jump
#320 - mycathascancer
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(01/31/2013) [-]
the air bud/buddies movies are the stupidest **** i wached as a child
the air bud/buddies movies are the stupidest **** i wached as a child
#439 - pongprofessor
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I have had this in my folder forever!
I have had this in my folder forever!
#437 - injerseyforever
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up, Paper was not entirely the most valuable.
As I recall his Jar of dirt was much more valuable to everyone, as proof of dry land.
#301 - wooyoungkim
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(01/31/2013) [-]
#2

What's she going to do? Tell her son that she looked like a guy she wanted to **** 20 years ago?
#286 - guidedhandsbitch
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Am I the only one confused as **** on the Aladdin one?
not only do I not get what's trying to be said, I'm pretty sure it's a load of crap.
#278 - pterodactylz
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Aladdin: They were going to get married, but Jafar ***** everything up and reveals that "Ali" isn't a prince (plus, he could have used his new powers to revoke Aladdin's status as a prince).

Mean Girls: It was originally Kady, Karen, and Gretchen who were accused of making the Burn Book. Kady eventually takes the blame, but it's understandable if everyone else assumed she got the pictures (and information) from Karen and Gretchen.

Just my interpretations. You can take it or leave it.
#247 - mjjrussell **User deleted account**
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I am starting to get sick of people talking about the time turner. Hermione gave it back at the end of book three and then they were all destroyed in the fifth book in the battle in the department of mysteries.
#95 - baconmansenior
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Aladdin wishes to be a prince so that way he can get into the palace to meet jasmine. He wishes to be a prince again because Jafar takes away his "princeness" and he cant marry jasmine unless he is a prince... bitch
#168 to #95 - anon
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No he wishes for genie to save his life when he's thrown off a cliff, or he makes a vague nod and genie interprets it as a wish. Still counts
#254 to #168 - baconmansenior
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that was his second wish and has nothing to do with what i said.
First wish- prince
Second wish- save my life
looses princeness
third wish- genie is free
Allowed to marry her anyway
#226 - shoryuken
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(01/31/2013) [-]
That gremlins one isn't a plot hole, it's like you showing up 4 hours late to work and telling your boss it's 8 Am somewhere. It's relative to the amount of sunlight OP.
That gremlins one isn't a plot hole, it's like you showing up 4 hours late to work and telling your boss it's 8 Am somewhere. It's relative to the amount of sunlight OP.
#102 - pretentiousdouche
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(01/30/2013) [-]
"Where in the rules does it say that a dog can't play!?"

"Um, no where, but it clearly states that each player must attend this school and maintain a 2.0 average... SO NO DOGS!"
#96 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
the water world one is dum. cigaretes are made outa tobacko and nikotine DUMASS i wold know i smoke the,
#98 to #96 - defender
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#284 to #98 - anon
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He is right to an extent, though. Cigarettes were rolled in tobacco leaves just like cigars still are.
#109 to #96 - gibroner
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#111 to #96 - phonerstonerboner
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I feel you're being sarcastic. Take a thumb, anon. Because it seems no one else understands.
#107 to #96 - gatsu
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#2 - Vuumbleman
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Well, I could explain it, but it amuses me to watch all of you squirm, so it'll just be our little secret. Now sombody get me a midnight snack!