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User avatar #7 - zytherman (01/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#1
You're in a strange land surrounded by people the same size as you, a monster that shakes the ground is running rapidly towards your location, everyone else around you freezes on the spot as an obvious defence.
I think i'd freeze too.
User avatar #30 - Loppytaffy (01/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Disney's Tarzan: If he was taught to speak by three Englishmen, why doe she have an American accent?
#32 to #30 - DerpScout (01/30/2013) [-]
Because England is a made up country made to keep Americans in fear. That should be obvious.
User avatar #37 - FJSoldier (01/30/2013) [-]
I solved them all for you:

They're films
User avatar #3 - hammywh ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
10: well if they used the time-turner to go back in time and prevent something from happening it would create a time paradox since if the problem got fixed there would be no reason to go back in time and prevent the disaster that never happened from happening
#61 - raynagrimm (01/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#10 death is a fixed point in time
#10 death is a fixed point in time
User avatar #121 - thepalmtoptiger (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno.
#153 - WitchKingTroll (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Isn't it always after midnight, period?
#51 - aproudpatriot (01/30/2013) [-]
#1. He believed he was on an alien planet. He probably thought that regular people were giant aliens that would try to kill him if they knew he was alive.
just a thought
#29 - fuckinghashbrown (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Cough cough
In the fifth harry potter book when they go to the ministry of magic all of the time turners get destroyed. Also they have to get permission from the ministry of magic to use one.
User avatar #140 - subaqueousreach (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The Toy Story one is easily explainable.

When Andy and the other kids were heard approaching all the other toys froze. Buzz could have sensed that this was some sort of survival tactic and mimicked it.
User avatar #1 - jdsalenger (01/30/2013) [-]
3. Plus the water in Waterworld is unsafe to even be near cause the nuclear power plants now under water tainted the ocean with radiation.
#134 - Striken (01/30/2013) [-]
DAMN IT 						****					!
DAMN IT **** !
#235 - seajayjoonyo ONLINE (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The Harry Potter movies leave a lot of vital information out.   
   
Hermione returned her Time Turner at the end of her third year, no longer wanting to do her extra classes she was using the Turner for that year. In their fifth year, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna smashed the entire Ministry stock of Time Turners while fighting and running through various rooms in the Ministry of Magic.
The Harry Potter movies leave a lot of vital information out.

Hermione returned her Time Turner at the end of her third year, no longer wanting to do her extra classes she was using the Turner for that year. In their fifth year, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna smashed the entire Ministry stock of Time Turners while fighting and running through various rooms in the Ministry of Magic.
#323 - shazmothree (01/31/2013) [-]
The last one is false
The last one is false
#212 - karnax (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure Buzz went with a common tactic to blend in with your surroundings, or at least play dead, every time he heard Andy or someone else coming.

And as for Waterworld, the water would get dirty if everyone bathed in it, which is probably what they did in the past.
User avatar #33 - immortalfear (01/30/2013) [-]
The sultan changed the law so Jasmine could marry whomever she wanted. Aladdin didn't need to be a prince again.
#331 - creosote (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, for one, I'm pretty sure the Aladdin one is ******** (but maybe not, seeing as I can't tell what it says), as for Buzz, wouldn't you try not to draw attention to yourself if you were surrounded by giants?
The Home Alone one though... I'm pretty sure there is a much greater plot hole lingering within everyone's minds: How the **** did the whole family manage to forget about Kevin?
#10 - seawrath (01/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
First wish in Aladdin was to escape from the cave they found the lamp and the magic carpet in.
User avatar #13 to #10 - killingalice ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Technically that wasn't a wish. He was just moping around saying he wanted to get out. The genie did that on his own. He still had 3 wishes after that: Become a prince, be saved from drowning, and free the genie.
User avatar #88 - commanderbunbun (01/30/2013) [-]
Toy Story: Buzz either acts as the other toys out of fear of the humans (blending in, sort of) or it's a toy reflex, the same way humans scratch themselves when they itch. You can ignore if you try, but wouldn't try unless needed

And for back to the future, Marty's mom doesn't see Marty again for another 30+ years, and when she does he's a baby. probably didn't start to look like he does now until jr. high at the earliest. plus she doesn't know of or believe in time travel, so she would just brush it off as a coincidence.
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