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User avatar #70 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
"HEY! Get your hands out of my pants!"

"Relax, I'm just checking, it's perfectly legal."
#69 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Anyone have any idea what kind of guitar this is in picture 2?
#64 - missjessicaparker (01/31/2013) [-]
Not a real life thing that happened to me, but it was in a dream and I thought it was pretty strange. One day, I was sick. Really sick. And I was trying to keep my mind off of how much my stomach hurt by playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and eating some glorious Doritos. I started a new game (this was on Gamecube, and I had no memory card at the time, so I started a new game every time I played) and played up to the part where you get the Master Sword. I paused the game and decided to nap for a while. I then had a dream about OOT, like the exact game up to the point I was at when I paused, but all of the characters and everything was replaced with a Dorito. I played as a Nacho Cheese Dorito/Link (complete with little green hat) and saved the Great Deku Dorito. I helped the Goritos get to their delicious Dorito cave by killing the giant reptilian Dorito. I helped Princess DoRuto get out of Lord JabuJabu's Belly. Hearts were small bags of Doritos and magic was small bags of Salsa Verde Doritos.
Thought I should share.
User avatar #86 to #64 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
This is one of the best things I have ever read.
#71 to #64 - nyanpoptart (01/31/2013) [-]
What the actual fuck?
User avatar #63 - sketchE (01/31/2013) [-]
after playing farcry for a while i drove past a local pwerplant and thought "must liberate"
also when i watch too much anime if i hear someone talking but cant quite make out what theyre saying i assume its in japanese
#62 - sebgun (01/31/2013) [-]
>be me   
>skyrim just released   
>played the shit out of it   
>found myself trying to quicksave and quickload IRL   
>MFW
>be me
>skyrim just released
>played the shit out of it
>found myself trying to quicksave and quickload IRL
>MFW
User avatar #65 to #62 - ohlookathing (01/31/2013) [-]
One time I was about to back out of the driveway, but I stepped out of the car for a second because I thought fast traveling would be easier.
User avatar #61 - everheat ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
2nd picture, Bulb. Epic.
#59 - jacobomexicano (01/31/2013) [-]
yeah he's just "pickpocketing" her
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User avatar #67 to #58 - zers (01/31/2013) [-]
Okay some of these are actually funny and well thought out but this? This is just some garbage attempt to get some cheap thumbs by using an already butchered joke. If you're going to do this then actually try.
User avatar #56 - srskate (01/31/2013) [-]
I've had nights where I fall alseep playing tetris or starcraft in my mind.

Once I think I went so crazy that I was playing for four people at once.
in my mind
#55 - srskate (01/31/2013) [-]
Imagine how many people would run if they thought it was a video game.

I know a good deal of you bastards would try to keep up with her.
User avatar #74 to #55 - nyanpoptart (01/31/2013) [-]
Hisao tries, but he can't even keep up in a video game.
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#54 - myanusisready has deleted their comment [-]
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#52 - thederfman (01/31/2013) [-]
After a long night of zombie rounds i see the glowing eyes every time i close my eyes.
#51 - tomorrowsnightmare (01/31/2013) [-]
I played Katawa Shoujo for 11 hours on Rin's story line. I got so into the game that I felt like it was actually happening. I was so disappointed when I remembered that she's not a real person.
#75 to #51 - areialview (01/31/2013) [-]
I know that feel
I know that feel
#41 - gongthehawkeye (01/31/2013) [-]
>Play Pokemon Black 2 for 10 hours straight   
>Go to store later to buy some chips   
>See P symbols next to prices   
>Imagine Pokemon Center music playing   
>MFW
>Play Pokemon Black 2 for 10 hours straight
>Go to store later to buy some chips
>See P symbols next to prices
>Imagine Pokemon Center music playing
>MFW
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#47 to #45 - superblargh (01/31/2013) [-]
If you played the 5th gen games, you would know the PokeMart is also within the Pokemon Center.
If you played the 5th gen games, you would know the PokeMart is also within the Pokemon Center.

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#50 to #47 - lordaurion has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #45 - gongthehawkeye (01/31/2013) [-]
There are no Pokemarts in Unova.
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#39 - albertjester (01/31/2013) [-]
>7 hour fallout marathon.   
>head downstairs for some food   
>walk past bathroom, door open.   
>see small pile of hairpins   
>first thought "fucking jackpot!"   
>reach forward   
>reality hits me like a 4X4   
<mfw
>7 hour fallout marathon.
>head downstairs for some food
>walk past bathroom, door open.
>see small pile of hairpins
>first thought "fucking jackpot!"
>reach forward
>reality hits me like a 4X4
<mfw
#42 to #39 - eddiethead (01/31/2013) [-]
&gt; Walk past bathroom door, see some toilet.   
&gt;Realized you have low hit points.   
&gt;Drink from toilet.   
YFW.
> Walk past bathroom door, see some toilet.
>Realized you have low hit points.
>Drink from toilet.
YFW.
#31 - lolwutthef (01/30/2013) [-]
&gt;be me    
&gt;just bought skyrim    
&gt;played for a week straight, with breaks to go to the toilet and buy food    
&gt;run out of food    
&gt;go to the local supermarket in my neighborhood    
&gt;walked up to a cashier    
&gt;and waited for her dialogue box to appear    
&gt;the woman looked at me with a confused face    
&gt;then i realized i was IRL    
&gt;MFW
>be me
>just bought skyrim
>played for a week straight, with breaks to go to the toilet and buy food
>run out of food
>go to the local supermarket in my neighborhood
>walked up to a cashier
>and waited for her dialogue box to appear
>the woman looked at me with a confused face
>then i realized i was IRL
>MFW
#29 - Petroleum ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Once I tried to bring up a world map in real life by repeatedly tapping m with my index finger.

Mfw.
User avatar #27 - makejuicebro (01/30/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that noticed that they didn't use the zelda treble clef for the guitar bit, but rather the regular one?
User avatar #33 to #27 - ohlookathing (01/31/2013) [-]
Haha I was going to use the Zelda one but I thought all the music buffs on fj would give me shit for not using the "correct" clef. Good eye though =D
#24 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Shove your console shit back up your arse. Press X to shove it up your arse now.
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