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#20 - lobocop
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(01/30/2013) [-]
#17 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(01/30/2013) [-]
They're called cameramen
#16 - felixjarl
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(01/30/2013) [-]
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For some reason whenever i think about asexual porn i see 2 persons sitting on couch moaning randomly.
#47 to #16 - stepsword
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Do you think of asexual porn often?
#48 to #47 - felixjarl
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(01/31/2013) [-]
You have no idea.
#12 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
why was an asexual person even watching porn in the first place???
#28 to #12 - myrtille
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(01/31/2013) [-]
A lot of asexual people masturbate, they just don't have sex.
#57 to #28 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
>implying that they have a choice.
#63 to #57 - myrtille
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(01/31/2013) [-]
What?
#6 - ximik
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(01/30/2013) [-]
There is a person like that. It's the cameraman...
#10 to #6 - howunexpected
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Like, every other porno I've seen, the cameraman is somehow sexually involved. Either by commenting on the persons body, or getting blown by the model. (IDK how this plays out in straight porn, but its rather common in gay porn.)
#13 to #10 - poeci
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(01/30/2013) [-]
considering how many times the cameraman zoomes in on the mans crotch, i think all cameramen are gay. given that, no, the cameraman is not involved in straight porn
inb4 someone takes that serious, but sometimes it's really annoying...
#11 to #10 - dremnus
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(01/30/2013) [-]
One time I saw aa clip from a straight porno where the camera woman ended up being the one giving the blowjob.... gay porn has always seemed more... energetic to me though.
#14 to #11 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I think I know the clip you're talking about.
#15 to #14 - onyxreaper
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Oop, forgot to log in.

I have sauce on it as well (assuming we're thinking of the same clip) but it's in 3 parts.
#5 - gratrunka
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Asexual Porn is called Boring TV
#4 - wolfric
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(01/30/2013) [-]
there is a troll in Norse mythology that was asexuall.

reproduced with his tighs.
#3 - psykobear
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Asexual means reproducing without having sex.
Are the plants pissed off at porno?
#52 to #3 - martinapplejack
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#37 to #3 - thatevanguy
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Haven't you ever heard of pollination?

The **** are you talking about? Plants have sex every spring for months at a time, and it makes me sneeze...
#85 to #37 - psykobear
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(01/31/2013) [-]
That's not sex, that is asexual reproduction.
#91 to #85 - thatevanguy
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(01/31/2013) [-]
No...it's not.


Some plants have both male and female reproductive organs, some plants have only female, some plants have only male. How is that asexual?
#26 to #3 - fattycattyman
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Plants are sexual too.......
#8 to #7 - psykobear
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#84 to #8 - psykobear
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Originally, the word meant to reproduce without sexual interaction. People who do not like sex decided to adopt the word.
I didn't think people would hate my belief so much.
I even complimented the post before me and a sea of red thumbs ensues.
#18 to #8 - creepyunclebob
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(01/30/2013) [-]
A different meaning is not the same as a "contorted" meaning.
#2 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Eunuch porn? Would probably be heavy on the butt-stuff.

I'm sure it's out there, though.
#1 - datfunnyguy
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(01/30/2013) [-]
i... well you see... what?