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#91 - garentei
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Saw that coming.
#87 - zaggystirdust
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#90 to #87 - kakkakrabbypatty
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Ray Charles.
#84 - batwill **User deleted account**
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(01/30/2013) [-]
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#102 to #84 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
because it was made by a woman!
We all know woman stories aren't funny. Right?
I mean, look at ******* tardassa, that bitch!
She thinks she is a big deal and ****. But she is just a bitch.


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#116 to #102 - coolchalkyxxx
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Please just stop....You're hurting yourself.
#113 to #102 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Who pooped in your corn flakes this morning?
#117 to #113 - coolchalkyxxx
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Hah! Almost funnier than the comment.
#119 to #117 - coolchalkyxxx
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Srry content*
#80 - basanso
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Thought it was going to be a reference to SOAD - Mr. Jack.
But still I thumb :D
#79 - ohmaigoditsme
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(01/30/2013) [-]
i saw that coming
#76 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
how'd that get a 4chan 9/10. it was weak. New anon gives it 4/10. it was like call of duty without guns.
#75 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
*roll 1-99*
#74 - propervillain
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(01/30/2013) [-]
**propervillain rolls 44** Here's my Dubs. Now magical fairy princess, please put newest uploads back on the bottom where it belongs.
#164 to #74 - alcatronz ONLINE
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I am apparently the only one who doesn't have that layout anymore.
#163 to #74 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
For me Highest rated is on the top, and you can switch to like newest uploads and other ****.
#85 to #74 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 10**
#73 - doddythechef
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(01/30/2013) [-]
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#72 - tyraxio
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(01/30/2013) [-]
This was horrible. As many others have pointed out, you need to leave clues throughout the entire story. Also, probably most importantly, you're supposed to have the reference to actually BE PART OF THE STORY. Something along the lines of the boyfriend seeing Jack hitting on OP and go "Hit the road, Jack!" Or the boyfriends name being Jack and as he throws the other guy OP goes "He's going to hit the road, Jack!"

2/10. Wouldn't repost.
#71 - deepblackshaft
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(01/30/2013) [-]
hobit..................................................................
hobit..................................................................
#77 to #71 - joehnyth
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(01/30/2013) [-]
It's a hobo hobbit. Things are quite rough in the Shire at the moment.
#69 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
This is stupid. You're supposed to leave tie-ins to the punchline interspersed throughout the story. The only reference in this story is that his name is Jack. Nothing else in the story related to the punchline even remotely.
As an example of an awesome greentext, look to the story where the kid had a crush on his counselor and she was actually a bear. He talked about her eating salmon and berries, but it wasn't completely obvious until the punchline.
#68 - VaultTechy
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(01/30/2013) [-]
The story was unnecessarily dragged out when all it needed to be was some guy not being liked and hitting the road. And it was kind of a lackluster ending =/ but yeah, that was nice I guess.
#67 - kanatana
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I think you found this on Reddit.
#107 to #67 - allnamesrtaken [OP]
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(01/30/2013) [-]
To be honest, I was browsing you-know-where and I saw this, thought it was funny, screencapped it, and uploaded it.
#94 to #67 - necrophyxia
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(01/30/2013) [-]
ohai it's you again

escaping items for a while?
#97 to #94 - kanatana
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Lol yeah. Need to take a day or two break from the items board every week or so. I have enough obsessions, you know?
#98 to #97 - necrophyxia
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Yeah I get you

I never know when I'll need my skeleton army though, so I just take breaks all through the day instead of all at once
#63 - thepyras
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(01/30/2013) [-]
The story is supposed to build up to the song lyrics with pieces of information along the way. Any other story would have worked just as well so long as someone was named Jack.
#62 - davidjoneslive
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(01/30/2013) [-]
HEEY .. FAIL. I know this story was fail when
>have bf, 20 years old
>he'll go to ATM to get a few dollars for beers

no one in this ****** story is over 21 which made me look immediately to the last 3 lines of the post to see what the song would be.
#61 - satanjensen
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(01/30/2013) [-]
siht rof deksa reven I
#58 - pianoasis
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Was pretty meh
#56 - terrortaco
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(01/30/2013) [-]
she had pretty nice boobs for anyone that didnt listen to him when he said "dont look here"
#55 - jokervsbatsy
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I always fall for these...
I always fall for these...
#181 to #55 - kievaughnb
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(01/31/2013) [-]
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