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#188 - pedomuhammed (01/30/2013) [-]
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#185 - corundum (01/30/2013) [-]
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#183 - ninjabadger (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh god that end
Oh god that end
User avatar #182 - ixcarnifexxi (01/30/2013) [-]
This has been reused so much by 12 year old kids on XBOX LIVE trying to sound tough.
User avatar #181 - raptorslug (01/30/2013) [-]
*ring ring* Hello I am trained in the United States special forces I will ******* destroy you do you hear me? "What?" Is this olive greens or? *click*
User avatar #177 - Strudel (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh god I came *THIS* close to peeing myself with laughter.
#176 - melxgirl (01/30/2013) [-]
But why did the melons make the man quit? Maybe the melons were code for something. Something dark and sinister. Something wet and wild. Maybe... Maybe the melons remind him of his childhood.   
A child, rejected of melons. Who could withstand the fury of his father, however, was never praised with the simple gift of the melons his mother grew in the garden, long since abandoned when she was killed, by a poisonous melon.
But why did the melons make the man quit? Maybe the melons were code for something. Something dark and sinister. Something wet and wild. Maybe... Maybe the melons remind him of his childhood.
A child, rejected of melons. Who could withstand the fury of his father, however, was never praised with the simple gift of the melons his mother grew in the garden, long since abandoned when she was killed, by a poisonous melon.
User avatar #187 to #176 - toosexyforyou (01/30/2013) [-]
The melons made him quit because in addition to his rant, that Olive Garden had also been receiving calls by people asking for melons.
#184 to #176 - funnaycraptwo (01/30/2013) [-]
Or maybe he's Trip from Façade...
User avatar #179 to #176 - britannia (01/30/2013) [-]
or maybe he got home after school one day to find his entire family had been replaced by melons
#178 to #176 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
your a fag m8
#174 - kievbutcher (01/30/2013) [-]
guys face when
guys face when
#172 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Not funny at all. Who's laughing about this ****** copypasta? 12 year old kiddos?
User avatar #189 to #172 - GumbyTheStud (01/30/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#175 to #172 - rapeyrapey (01/30/2013) [-]
I know and it's the same faggot
#170 - duathdaert (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh my god my sides...
Oh my god my sides...
User avatar #169 - tomainstream (01/30/2013) [-]
**tomainstream rolls 2** easy
User avatar #192 to #169 - watermelonkittie (02/05/2013) [-]
Sweet roll
#168 - drwonderful (01/30/2013) [-]
That. was/. FANTASTIC
#167 - mrfishie (01/30/2013) [-]
THE MELON!!
#165 - krickit (01/30/2013) [-]
Lost it at do you have any melons
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#159 - denbaby (01/30/2013) [-]
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#155 - Ranzel (01/30/2013) [-]
Call land line.

"...Tracking your IP..."
#166 to #155 - whatwhatinthechuck (01/30/2013) [-]
Some people use VOIP for their landline...
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