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#139 - stankyfrank ONLINE
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(01/21/2016) [-]
**stankyfrank used "*roll picture*"**
**stankyfrank rolled image**Does anyone know where i can find an account of a guy who had a sleep paralysis visitor and decided to try and seduce it?
#138 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
> Be 17, Watched a lot of samurai movies and clips
> Went to bed, Dream of fighting a bunch of lizardmen
> Get stabbed through the chest, Wake up
> Realize it's pitch black, can't see ****
> Two Blue glowing orbs appear at the end of my bed
> Hear a young girl's voice saying "Mr.Mopsey won't hurt you"
> Try to move (Can't)
> The two blue orbs appear into eyes, then a white flash enters the room than leaves
> Lay motionless waiting for something to happen, Realize I can move my foot
> Jump the **** out of bed, Land on a lego, **** myself in anger
#129 - tazze ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I am 19, I dream once a month never anything unusual, I've never suffered sleep paralysis or experienced lucid dreams, my life is boring.

MFW
#122 - buttinspecter
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Love that track.
#114 - futuremarinesniper
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(01/30/2013) [-]
does anyone have any tips for lucid dreaming since were on the subject
#115 to #114 - capslockrage
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Yes, it's not what it's broadcasted to be.
You can't actually do it.
It's made up.
#116 to #114 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Keep a dream diary, write down every specific of your dream you can remember right when you wake up. You may find a theme, and if you see it again you'll know you're dreaming.

When dreaming, you can't read (you may see one or two words clearly, but it's fleeting) or see yourself in the mirror (it will be blurry). If you can remember to notice those, you'll know when you're dreaming.

Some people suggest waking up 5 hours into sleep, recording your dreams and reflecting on them, then going back to sleep will make that last 3 hours more likely to have a lucid dream. I've never tired that.
#118 to #114 - shaddz
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Meditation helps a lot.
#109 - zamka
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(01/30/2013) [-]
When i was a kid i had sleep paralysis more than i can count, but before i realise that i'm paralyzed (still asleep) i dream that i'm trying to run out of my room but something keeps pulling me back to my bed and i'm struglling, but eventually i get pulled back on my bed, and wake up paralyzed, i'll never forget this experiance...
#91 - autoxx
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's place about a year ago, in the middle of the night I got up and put my pants on because I was dreaming that she was a 12 year old and I didn't want anyone to get the wrong idea...

I used to sleepwalk a LOT but haven't really slept in about 8 months (since we broke up) so naturally I don't sleepwalk anymore.
#88 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I had a night terror (<1% of people ever do!) and I was prepared. ragemode.exe
#86 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I was watching Tv in the late afternoon one day and fell asleep on the couch. My couch is parallel to the hallway that I was facing. At the end of the hallway is a bathroom. It felt so real. I woke up from my nap to see a womanly dark figure coming out of the bathroom. She immediately noticed me on the couch and i couldn't move, so i opened my mouth to scream, but i couldn't even grunt or moan for help. She quickly came to my side and as soon she looked me in my terrified eyes she grabbed my throat and i immediately woke up(for real this time)

sorry for long post. This only ever happened to me once hen i was 16
#80 - rockamekishiko
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(01/30/2013) [-]
>sleep paralysis one time
>remember reading about it on the interwebs
>close eyes
>go back to sleep
>wake up not 5 minutes later
>**** yeah
#64 - ilovetocuddle
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(01/30/2013) [-]
According to the comment section I'm part of a minority of normally sleeping people.
#47 - leuser
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(01/30/2013) [-]
**leuser rolled a random image posted in comment #414 at The Greatest Gift ** When that happens to me, I try to breath really hard and that seems to work every time... for me at least.
**leuser rolled a random image posted in comment #414 at The Greatest Gift ** When that happens to me, I try to breath really hard and that seems to work every time... for me at least.
#35 - pancakesarenice
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Sleep paralysis is annoying and scary as ****. I don't know what triggers it in me, but I get it frequently. Its the worse feeling ever! Its like you know your awake, but your eyes are still closed and you cant move at all. I've never hallucinated while in it, but its still scary as ****. I get it sometimes while sleeping in class and wake up fast as **** and everybody stares at me like im a retard.
#38 to #35 - stunning
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I remember i first got it when i was in 4th grade... it was the creepiest thing ever. Cuz i sleep on my back and apparently sleeping like that for like 15 minutes helps trigger it as well. I been getting it a lot after probably like a few times a month. Eventually i got used to it and im just like aww man this **** again. Since your fully aware of it and you just cant move, go think of something like anything. **** whens my exm? did i have homework? what time is it? its actually not that bad if you just think of it as nothing much
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#11 - callmesenpai
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I'm afraid of something killing me in my sleep or something, so I usually have a hard time falling asleep. One night I laid awake for almost an hour, and then I felt something shift. The insides of my eyelids were blacker. I realize now that I was probably falling asleep, but at the time, I thought I was dead.
Other times I have these weird half-asleep dreams that aren't dreams- not like lucid dreaming. More like... some of my senses are asleep and in REM and the rest of me isn't. So I'll hear voices and ****. It's terrifying.
#15 to #11 - slenderchild
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(01/30/2013) [-]
my house is haunted so i used to lay in bed for hours with my eyes fixated on the door... now im more relaxed about the ghost

now i just have a raging case of insomnia (five years now) and only dream nightmares
#17 to #15 - slenderchild
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(01/30/2013) [-]
but whats kickass about my nightmares is that they always start off with me laying in bed before getting up and witnessing my nightmare, so it feels like real life... last night i woke up and punched my bed out of fear (i sleep on a matress on the floor) and broke my phone charger in the process
#8 - srskate
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I have recurring sleep paralysis, it shows up when my sleep schedule is in a kink.

Best one was when I fell asleep after completing a section of the High School Assesments (HSAs). I tried breathing really loudly to get my buddy next to me to move me, but he ended up just laughing his ass off at me.
#123 - doyoulikeapizza
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(01/30/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Every game needs googly eyes **